FHM May Edition, Front Magaine June Edition, Nuts Magaxine, Zoo Magazine, Tuned Magaine.
TV Shows
Shipwrecked 2007
The worst music video EVER made and I’m in it! YES!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
The BEST music Video ever made and I'm also in it!
A film what I did when at college...
Films
Dolphins, Cry Little Sister, Burning Midnight, Apparently.
Albums
This is bloody stupid and I'm going to show it to my grand kids...Look what Granny did...she got nearly naked and oiled up for a dirty mens mag, you love it you slags...where's my crack pipe?
Doing Stand up gigs and writing, actings a bit of a laugh as well.
Music
I'm in to all sorts of music such as Depeche mode, mogwaii, coheed and cambria, 80's matchbox, Mason Jennings, jason Mraz, Colour and Scene Modest Mouse, Pearl Jam, The Postal Service, black sabbath, the Killers, Interpol, muse, misfits, slayer, Sex pistols, AC/DC, The Third Man, Rolling Stones, Guns n Roses, Norma Jean the blood brothers, Funeral for a friend, David Bowie, Ryan Adams, Jack johnson, jason Mraz, Everytime I die, Johnny Truant, scissor Sisters, The kinks, The thrills, Mastodon, Telegraphs, The Phil Colins 3, the Mutts,The police, The Beatles, le tigre, bloc party, THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER, the mars volta, biffy clyro, The Kooks, The Doors, iron maiden, led zeppelin, queen, the cure, the used, the streets, cult of luna, deep purple, hell is for heroes, poison, Killswitch Engage, dillinger, Judas priest, Billy Idol, Velvet Revolver blah blah blah.....
Movies
Dolphins.
oh and this.
http://www.ntsh.co.uk/barflysessions/
I want to see the following films
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror,
Night of the Living Dorks,
Nudist Colony of the Dead,
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead,
Redneck Zombies,
Angry and Moist: An Undead Chronicle,
Heavy Metal, story "B-17",
The Mental Dead,
Mutant Vampire Zombies from the 'Hood!,
Z: A Zombie Musical,
Zombie Ninja Gangbangers,
Zombie Vegetarians,
Some favourites are: ET, Jaws, Batteries Not Included, Happiness, Shawshank, Pretty Woman ,Dirty Dancing, Shaun of the Dead, Day of the dead, Dawn of the Dead, Body Snatchers, anything with Zombies in basically, Airplane, Anchorman, Almost Famous, Sister Act, Finding Nemo, Teen Wolf, Empire Records, Superbad, Benny and Joon, Idle Hands, Forest Gump.......and about a hundred more!! Just come and look at my DVD collection. It's getting silly.
I've been doing a bit of standing up and making people laugh for awee while now. I write sketches that are really silly with some friends. They make us laugh and hopefully thwy will one day make you laugh too. I love making people laugh and normally end up doing stupid things to make it happen. I do acting and modelling as well. Some say I'm an all rounder. This is misleading as I sing like a whale being pumped full of sperm whilst on crack and with a mouthful of fish.
Here is my artist impression.
I'm shit at art. That's a whale with a big winky in it being filled with swimmers.
See, I told you I was shit at art.
This is an elephant in a banana costume.,p/>
I'm 25, but I look about 12 and once got asked for ID out on a date so he could check I was legal. Nice.
I once snorted sherbet I do not recommend this.
I love to travel and meet new people.
I believe in love at first sight
I believe that there is someone out there for everyone, you just have to find them. Check behind the sofa, always the best place to start.
I dont want to grow old unless I have someone to do it with.
Comedy, acting, my friends are my life at the minute. If you ever come to one of my gigs dont be frightened to come and say hello.
I like music that you can hear what people are saying.
You can tell if I like you as I will be nice to you and I can be nice. Sometimes I smile and stuff too.
I do a bit of modelling. It's quite fun actually apart from when they make you stand in strange poses for so long your legs feel like they are no longer yours.
I will message you back eventually. unless your a pervert.
Then it will be immediate.
I hate your shit band and won't accept spam onto my page. It lowers the tone. All you I'm a girl and I only add girls. This is who I think you are.
Hello AMY, we are delighted to be in your circle of friends. If you have time, would you mind checking out our music and let us know, what you think of it. We always appreciate your time and comments. We are looking forward to hear from you; have an awesome week full of fun and good music !!! Love and peace, - Guido & Tatch :)
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heya, we'd love it if you filled in the application in our blog to let us feature your modelling work on our page, and n return, we can help further your career by promoting you, helping arrange shoots and setting you up with safe and trustworthy photographers. Freel free to message for more info if youre unsure =] x
heya, we'd love it if you filled in the application in our blog to let us feature your modelling work on our page, and n return, we can help further your career by promoting you, helping arrange shoots and setting you up with safe and trustworthy photographers. Freel free to message for more info if youre unsure =] x
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Thanks for being a Myspace friend.I hope the comedy is going well.I'm sure it is.Can I promote our forthcoming film in your comments column and would you tell your friends about it?Many thanks and hopefully talk sometime.
We are finally getting the first issue of our 'zine sorted and have setup a forum to go with it's impending release in December.
Both the 'zine and the forum are for more than just music (although that is a big part of what we're about), we will be covering art, film, books, in fact pretty much anything and everything that is underground or alternative.
Have a look at the forum, sign up, start promoting your projects, band, writing, etc and join in the discussions.