Andrew Muir; 23.01.05. That's right, 2005. It's our fourth anniversary this year, and I've only recently learned how to spell the fucking word. I adore this boygirl like nothing else. He's my best friend, my boyfriend, and about all, my burd. He's that geeky gamer kid you were friends with in school. He's the hard worker who doesn't talk much in Math. He's the one who writes random stupid shit in his punishment exercises. He's the one who styles my hair, chooses my clothes for work and makes me lunch. He takes me to Japanese restaurants. He can figure out songs by ear. He's obsessed with games. He has the BEST damn hair in the whole of fucking Scotland. He can scream and do guttural like nothing else. He's mine, and I adore him.
we're getting matching ink. obviously too cool.
You'll read this and think, 'Seventeen? Engaged? Idiots. Won't fucking last.' Well, dear reader, we need to prove nothing to you. The most I can say is that us not being together is as natural as holding your breath, as trying not to blink, as your heart not beating. Ours beat, and they beat in unison (it's true, they do, and it's scary.). :)
Hi, my name's Amii, and I'm the sickly-sweetest person you'll ever meet. :3
I talk about my friends and the old times a lot. But I'm in the middle of this wonderful, peaceful period with no drama, no fighting, just utter bliss. Days spent with friends making memories we'll remember years down the line.
I'm stupidly ambitious. I set myself near-impossible goals; but I'm hella determined and I know I'll get there some day.
I wear the clothes no one thinks to or dares to wear. I don't take compliments well when I get them. And I'm ridiculously jealous.
I suppose I seem like an utter bitch, twofaced, vain, stuck up, and an all round arsehole. But I'm not. :)
I don't drink, I don't smoke, and I don't take drugs. I was vegetarian from when I was 11 years old up until December 2008, and vegan summer 07 and from April 08 to November 08. I won't force my beliefs on you because I like to treat others how I'd like to be treated. I'm tolerant. :)
If I don't live up to your standards, I'm not going to prove myself to you. And I don't expect you to do so either.
I'm irrational. Immature. Melodramatic and exaggerated. Hopeful. Determined. An avid reader. Not bothered by personal flaws as much anymore. A big wain :)
Now, get talkin :)))
At some point, I am going to have to bore you with a few of my interests, and stupid random facts about me. Ready kids? :)
I adore patterns of any kind. Mainly polkadots, leopard print of all varieties, houndstooth, tartan (I'm still a wee punk wane at heart :3), hearts and bright colours. I match everything meticulously. I'm a symmetry freak, as is apparant by my face.
I wear high heels I can't walk in, and wear jewelry I can't talk in. I'm too cool for that shit. :)
I own precisely 32 pairs of shoes. Including a vintage Oliver Peck tattoo design pair of Vans, my New Rocks (MY BABIES.), 10 pairs of colourful heels (all over 4 inches high), a pair of Demonia pinstripe zip platforms, and my 6 year old green Converse. :)
I'm materialistic. I like name brands. I like online shopping because it's cheap, and I get stupidly excited by getting mail :D I spend all my money on itunes donwloading movies, just cause I can now.
I name things I own. My DS is called Boris, my 27 year old bass is called Phat Sam, my iPod's Maurice, the pink piggy that can play him is Gilbert, and my television is Demetri. Cause he's a twat and doesn't work.
I am quite babyish, aye. I'm not immature, but I adore things that you would expect of a six year old. I'm jealous of young girls or folk wi small boobs cause they can wear the spongebob bra in New Look. I love Hello Kitty (don't dare roll your eyes - I've liked it for years) Spongebob (as before...), Miko Cat, Pucca, among many others.
I can talk about myself for HOURSSSS...but I can talk for even longer about body modification. By the time I'm twenty I hope to have my facial work finished, all 14 microdermals implanted, a couple of inches of skin removed in a gorgeous pattern, a few kooky tattoos, and six suspension holes from a superman suspension. I'm fuckin' brilliant, ae?
I know quite a lot of people probably say this, but I would seriously love to be a piercer. Really, this is something I've wanted since I was 13. I really think I'm capable of at least working in that environment, if not bettering my already no-bad knowledge. I would LOVE to start out as a receptionist anywhere, at least getting my feet on the rungs of the ladder. Believe it or not, I would be SO willing to travel ANYWHERE in the world to do it, but due to funding etc I'm limited to the UK. I don't say this lightheartedly, or thoughtfully, like the time I wanted to be a pilot, or a vet, or a transvestite *don't ask*, haha. I really adore body modification, and it would be an actual dream come true if I were to become a piercer. Scratch that, I will be one. I'm one of the most determined people you'll ever meet, and I'll make it some day.
Ken what makes the above even better? I'm on my way. I work as the desk girl in Falkirk studio, Heaven N Hell. I can only fill out forms, sort displays, sell jewelry, give pricing and occasionally answer the phone because I haven't had my hep b's done yet, but I'll sit and watch you get pierced and smile the whole way through, or I'll peek through the blinds at you getting tattooed and give you a wave :) To tell the whole honest truth, I cannot fucking wait. (L)
Fancy a wee list ae bodymods? :)))
Course ye doooo, you're nosy :)
PIERCINGS.
CURRENT.
Centre labret. Snakebites. Tongue. Bottom lobesx2@14mm. Second lobesx2@1.6mm. Medusa. Angelbites (double monroe). Septum. Navel. Tongue frenulum. Nostrils (left and right).
FUTURE.
Dahlias, in the form of dermals. Dimples. 4xmore lobes. Bottom and both sides navel, with matching dermals. Deep aereola piercingsx4 on each. 8xdermals as a part of chestpiece, splash pattern. 2xclavicle dermals. Madison dermal. Bridge! And I'm really looking forward to getting dermals on my webbed toes HA!
TATTOOS.
CURRENT.
None as of yet. FUTURE.
:: Backpiece; pt I: B&W corset on small of back, looking as if thick silk ribbons are drawing skin in, as if ribbons are right through eyelets in skin. 12 eyelets. Tied in large cute bow on bottom of back, with an old fashioned Victoriana padlock securing it. NB; Andrew's getting the key to it somewhere, like his foot. :)
:: Backpiece; pt II: Large blackwork - cello/double bas F-holes on sides, like the MANRAY photo, on back. Reaching from shoulderblades to hips. Dedicated to Grampa.
:: Biffy Clyro lyrics on foot: 'I've been walking in shoes laced with poison//Through a grave of your distraction.' in curly script. This isn't just a band tattoo; I had these lyrics written on my shoes when I was younger, and I wore those shoes throughout the best times of my life. Those lyrics travelled with me.
:: Chestpiece; pt I: Large ornate Victoriana style old fashioned key, with heart-fob, silver, going down sternum (starting from hollow of throat and ending just in centre of cleavage), shiny, with ribbon winding down it in a fancy pattern. Mist/smoke across chest, with anti-stars and -hearts inside it. End of key, about 1/4 of it, is coated in blood. A bit is dripping down right between breasts. Fitting in with dermal piece. NB; Andrew's getting a large realistic human heart on his chest, with a large key-hole in the centre...get it? :P
:: Chestpiece; pt II: Within the smoke/mist on chest, along with the anti-hearts and -stars there's going to be little lip shapes. These hearts and lip shapes are going to stravel down sides of me (outsides), and get redder and redder until they form into two lipstick marks on sides of boobs. A Marilyn Monroe tattoo, because it's going to be her shapes of lips. Once Andrew completes his apprenticeship, he'll be tattooing these ;) haha!
:: Swallows. One behind each ear. Left is pink and holding a bow; me. Behind the right ear it's blue, holding a SNES controller; Andrew. :)))
I have loads of ideas for what I want as sleeves. I'd love a 50's vintage style one, with leopard print and an old phone with diamantes, and I want Betty Page on the back of one leg, and Marilyn Monroe on the other to signify my cute, girly side and my darker side. But these are just ideas so far :)
EXTREME.
CURRENT.
None as of yet.
FUTURE.
I only have one skin removal piece planned, and that's on my hands. I want my children's names on my hands, written on by them and then scalpelled. :)
It's my goal so far to have done at least one suspension: a six-point superman suspension.
I've no idea how the hell this is going to happen, because extreme modifications/acts are illegal here :(
If you dig all things horrorpunk or if you're just a psychopath you are always welcome at my blood stained door to keep upto date with the United Kindoms most fiendish bassist and Dj.
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hey amii babes :):) how you been havni seen u in ages :( *cries* lol awww i need to come see u this weekend, but im working saturday god damnit lol how you been babes? what u been up to? you not beeing coming on myspace as much? i miss readin your bullentins lol :D xxxxxxxxxx LOVE U!
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