May

About me:

Hello my names Amay Swallow. As in yes I actually swallow.
I like trumpet because I have an unusual talent for blowing things.
I like going to subway with my amazing friend Debay and engaging in 2 dine for 5.99 meal deals, then getting lost in the snow and turning up late for my trumpet lessons.
I like it so much, I'm going to do it again someday.
I like old men very much. About 70. Anything younger makes me feel like a peadophile.
Some people call me swinger because I swing both ways.
Instead you should call me Amay because I shop on Ebay for my clothes. I love my new about me section :)
I didn't make it, I allowed one of my friends to hack onto my account and change my background so she could view my space. Its okay, she had my permission.
I also have both male and female genitalia. It comes in handy to wipe away my sexual frustration.
But yeah anyway, this is me, I'm amay because I'm amayzing...get it...haha I'm so funny.
Also I love my friend Debay with all my heart[******************]<--- (i had to edit some of this out because debi is mean!) yeah you get me.
mwahaahahahaha! peace out y'all :) xxx .
I am also armish and make all my own produce :).
Sim is my toyboy(even though he is 18 next year) because he has the mental age of 5, but thats ok because his lack of spelling ability makes me chuckle, plus he is amayzing :) ..