abii mansfield

About me:

A - Abigail was the name of the first maid to Elizabeth 1, they used to ram {apparently....is that treason!?...will i be hanged?!} B - Beastiality is okay, as long as the pig has nodded his approval C - Chilling out, is the only way to live. Stress will only lead to early death and broken nails. D - Dirty...oh yes you are...so don't deny it, and don't blame me, for admitting I am! E - Everyone laughs at everyone...the trick is, laugh at yourself F - Farting is funny, admit it...parp! Although I don't fart, Im too attractive G - Gyms are for people who overly enjoy their dislike for themselves {it makes sense and you know it}, the best way to keep toned is compete! H - Hoegarden....i want one I - Indiana Jones is hot, but the women he mounts are hotter J - Jordan is a useless, vile, reptillian munter. Do not buy her book K - Ketamin is for horses L - Love is hormones, but it feels better than going through puberty again M - Making love, isn't just for girls, and sometimes it feels better than merely Mounting. N - Never is a promise, and you can't afford to lie {ripped that line off Im afraid...those of you who are lesbians will know it} O - Ode to Melancholy is the only Poem by Keates that doesn't make me want to squeeze my own neck P - Privacy is an adequate necessity Q - Quantum Leap was great, why did it have to end!!!? R - Resisting temptation is merely going to lead to Regret S - Say sorry before they do, it'll make you look better T - Trust only those who trust you enough to say "I don't trust anyone" U - Unite not segregate...and unicorns are horses with weapons! {ketamin on stand by} V - Varricus veins are inevitable girls W - Woodwork is for men and butch lezzers {ha...contraversial} X - Xenophobia is just racism with an "X" Z - Zodiac signs? I think should be read after the day has finished. Reading them at the start will only lead you to plan your destiny, when destiny is supposed to be ambiguous. .. .. .. .. stripes layout @ HOTFreeLayouts.com love / music / movies / frazy ......

You Are An ENFJ

The Giver You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed. Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections. Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down. You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine. You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist.