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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What people have said about Anal Beard
"God bless you Anal Beard - i've just jizzed in my pants" - Lisa, UK Metal Underground
"The Official Crowhill's Favourite Band" - Crow Hill Massive
"Anal Beard are the Greatest Band in the world."
"Only the best band in the motherfucking universe." - Frank
YOU TOO COULD LOOK AS COOL AS LARS ULRICH
Simply Print Off one or both of our ANAL BEARD POSTERS and pull your best pose, baby!
POSTER 1: POSTER 2:
BEARDUS'S TIPS FOR SUPER ANALLY BEARDED SUCCESS:::
1. Push the limits of expectation.
2. Group shots are good, especially ones with ur mum.
3. Take more than one picture.
4. Get naked and use the posters to hide urself ;)
5. Show ur picture(s) to all ur friends and get them to do it too.
And the ultimate:
6. Hunt down the elusive members of ANAL BEARD and get them
Our Record Label is about to forgo business, and is trying to get rid of its stock before it does, so both our albums are now just £0.01 +postage, basically free from http://d67.bigcartel.com
Anal Beard has an official invitation to the best party ever haha. at the bandclub friday 19th of septemberrr be good to have a pint and a chat with you lot.. hope to see you there x
Hey! just wanted to ask a favour - the version are in a national radio comp - and need votes! go to www. musiccontrolradio. co. uk and click on 'Uploaded Album' - then choose us from the choices at the bottom of the page. You don't have to sign up for it or anything and we'd really appreciate it!
btw you can vote more than once but you have to use different computers each time :)
Come and rock out with the Pirates Charles throughout the month of February! We'll be playing two different shows at the Redwood Bar and Grill in Downtown LA, a fabulously steezy bar of piratical proportions - first is on February 5 and is a charity show to raise money to rebuild post-Katrina New Orleans, and the other is on Feb 15 - a gigantic promotional party for PyrateCon2008!
And of course, don't forget to come rock out with us and our good friends The Atma along with Ledfoot and The Virgineers at the Verity Room on Friday, February 8!