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ANAL BEARD!!!
Comedy / Experimental / Jazz

We're too damn sexy



Irthlingborough
United Kingdom

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Last Login:  9/14/2009
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Member Since5/24/2007
Band Websitewww.spankwire.com
Band MembersLong Sword
Short Sword
Thrust
Beer Crate
Beardus
InfluencesJagermeister
Vengaboys
Cher
ytmnd.com
Bob Marley
UB40
Sounds LikeThe best you'll ever hear
Record LabelUnsigned


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"Dont Practice, Drink Jager!"
Not even making a comeback =p

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ANAL BEARD Review @ UNIONBLACK.co.uk



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What people have said about Anal Beard

"God bless you Anal Beard - i've just jizzed in my pants" - Lisa, UK Metal Underground

"The Official Crowhill's Favourite Band" - Crow Hill Massive

"Anal Beard are the Greatest Band in the world."

"Only the best band in the motherfucking universe." - Frank

"This shit is smoking" - 'Archduke Ferdinand'

"Bigger than The Beatles and Jesus put together."

"Who needs porn when you have Anal Beard"

"Those Anal Beard boys must have huge penises!"

"Its like a massive orgasm in your ears"

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ANAL BEARD COMPETITION

YOU TOO COULD LOOK AS COOL AS LARS ULRICH

Simply Print Off one or both of our ANAL BEARD POSTERS and pull your best pose, baby!

POSTER 1:

POSTER 2:


BEARDUS'S TIPS FOR SUPER ANALLY BEARDED SUCCESS:::
1. Push the limits of expectation.
2. Group shots are good, especially ones with ur mum.
3. Take more than one picture.
4. Get naked and use the posters to hide urself ;)
5. Show ur picture(s) to all ur friends and get them to do it too.
And the ultimate:
6. Hunt down the elusive members of ANAL BEARD and get them
in the photo = INSTANT SUCCESS!

GET TO IT, FAME AWAITS.

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Anal Beard Exlcusive Interview


Beer Crate Man is interviewed by none other than Sir Dr Lord Knight Pablo OBE!



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FACIAL CUMSHOT

FACIAL CUMSHOT



Jun 16 2009 7:13 AM

Hi,Friends.
Here is LIVE INFO.

O.G.D presents...
 

Thanks for the support.
Stay porn!!
Isle of Avalon

Isle of Avalon



Apr 19 2009 6:02 PM

Our Record Label is about to forgo business, and is trying to get rid of its stock before it does, so both our albums are now just £0.01 +postage, basically free from http://d67.bigcartel.com

Thanks for your support,

Isle of Avalon.
Bill Snide

Bill Snide



Apr 19 2009 12:20 PM

Because everyone likes it when a band posts a poster on their page..



x
Bill Snide

Bill Snide



Mar 19 2009 3:57 PM

Just another day at the office for Anal Beard then, I see! :-)

Can we play a set pre-apocalypse?

Look after yourselves.


Lewi

x
BUM SICK

BUM SICK



Mar 18 2009 7:20 PM

thanks for adding my bum sick too!
Bill Snide

Bill Snide



Mar 18 2009 6:58 PM

I thought you said.. Guess who's NOT black.. for a second..

I won't even go there.


How are the Beard?

Lewi

x
BUKKAKE BIRTH

BUKKAKE BIRTH



Mar 18 2009 6:08 PM

thanks for the add guys, pure genius!
Sammy Star

Sammy Star



Mar 18 2009 5:49 PM

HAHA. Oh god. I hope it is daylight.

Dogs with magic skills?!
What is this world coming too...
Next Chickens will have lazer eye vision :O
Sammy Star

Sammy Star



Mar 18 2009 5:40 PM

In answer to your riddle:
Its daylight :) HAHA
FACIAL CUMSHOT

FACIAL CUMSHOT



Mar 10 2009 1:33 AM

Good porning!
Our 2nd DEMO out now!!



Thanks for the support.

BUKKAKE GANSYA Grind from Japan!!
FACIAL CUMSHOT

FACIAL CUMSHOT



Mar 10 2009 1:32 AM

Good porning!
Our 2nd DEMO out now!!



Thanks for the support.
BUKKAKE GANSYA Grind from Japan!!
Nekkrosis (VIDEO ONLINE NOW!!)

Nekkrosis (VIDEO ONLINE NOW!!)



Feb 25 2009 6:53 PM

FINALLY!! we have an album release date!! 23/03/09. if you wanna hear more of our noise and have some spare cash, you can pre-order it from here - http://blogs. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=blog. view&friendID=39552382&blogID=472350871

nice one!!!!
Nekkrosis (VIDEO ONLINE NOW!!)

Nekkrosis (VIDEO ONLINE NOW!!)



Jan 21 2009 7:00 PM

yooo beard bum! wen u guna play a fuckin gig? im all over dis shit beeatch! were playin at the king billy tomoro, get the fuck up there! love yoo!!
Sam

Sam Harrop



Jul 9 2008 2:47 PM

Anal Beard has an official invitation to the best party ever haha. at the bandclub friday 19th of septemberrr be good to have a pint and a chat with you lot.. hope to see you there
x
igrooves fm

igrooves fm



Jul 4 2008 11:08 AM


The new look igrooves fm with over 10 hours of music





Click here to visit our homepage to add your band to igrooves FM and TV
chubby brown

chubby brown



Mar 27 2008 2:08 PM

Thank you,CB



♥ Emma-emski ♥

♥ Emma-emski ♥



Mar 16 2008 1:36 AM

bc?
whos tht?! lol
xxxx
♥ Emma-emski ♥

♥ Emma-emski ♥



Mar 16 2008 1:24 AM

Im good thanks
Which member am i speakin to then?
And OI less of the gayness =P
xxx
♥ Emma-emski ♥

♥ Emma-emski ♥



Mar 16 2008 1:10 AM

Alright
Hows it goin?
x
Cafe Lights

Cafe Lights



Mar 10 2008 2:17 PM

Thank you for your comment young sir.

One day (when I have nothing better to do) I will write a song and dedicate it your wise Anal-ways.

And I hear rumours that the Lip-Lop crew would like to collaborate with you on a weapon of musical destruction...

Peace young Jedi's

x
The Version

The Version



Mar 4 2008 2:57 PM

Hey! just wanted to ask a favour - the version are in a national radio comp - and need votes! go to www. musiccontrolradio. co. uk and click on 'Uploaded Album' - then choose us from the choices at the bottom of the page. You don't have to sign up for it or anything and we'd really appreciate it!

btw you can vote more than once but you have to use different computers each time :)

Phil
Xerath

Xerath



Mar 3 2008 10:02 AM

Hi everyone!

Please please vote Xerath best unsigned band from the covermount CD

www. terrorizer. com/unsigned_poll_2008. php

We stand a real chance of winning but we need your votes!

thanks :)
The Pirates Charles

The Pirates Charles



Feb 5 2008 9:45 PM

Come and rock out with the Pirates Charles throughout the month of February! We'll be playing two different shows at the Redwood Bar and Grill in Downtown LA, a fabulously steezy bar of piratical proportions - first is on February 5 and is a charity show to raise money to rebuild post-Katrina New Orleans, and the other is on Feb 15 - a gigantic promotional party for PyrateCon2008!





And while we're on the subject of raising money to benefit New Orleans, ye oughta be checkin' out 'Lafitte's Return: Pirates for the Preservation of New Orleans Music' - a compilation of pirate music from artists spanning the seven seas, all to raise money specifically for music education in New Orleans, for which there is practically no budget in the wake of how expensive the rebuilding of the damaged city is. It's a two volume set, sold separately, that features two of our original songs, "Raise the Whiskey High" and "Sand in the Rum".





And of course, don't forget to come rock out with us and our good friends The Atma along with Ledfoot and The Virgineers at the Verity Room on Friday, February 8!



the haemoglobins

the haemoglobins



Jan 13 2008 1:36 AM

we hope you don't mind that our new songs were heavily influenced by Anal Beard!
consider it a tribute...
♥ Nikki

Nikki Swords



Jan 12 2008 11:32 AM

SHUT UP MR ANAL BEARD
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