an american starlet

when will i hear more from you anyway?

yeah bro, ive been back for like a month and a hlaf now, just getting settled back in. i should be in cali next summer for atleast a month for surefing. keep in touch

its good man, waves have been good latly. ur missing it mate.
wen u coming back man?

hows it going mate

Hey Ian,

I was just listening to the first album last night. Keep the great sounds coming.

Lucien

MERRY XMAS!

A man received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. The man tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got madder and ruder. Nothing worked.

Finally, in a moment of desperation, he put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking and kicking and screaming, and then, suddenly, there was silence. The man was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto the man's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions and I ask for your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior."

The man was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did?"

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare & walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition.' Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, "Clean my house.
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Much obliged...
Stephen

Hi an american starlet,

Hope that you’re having a fantastic week!

Best Wishes
Pat Nicholson