Big fan of Wingdings lads. Nice work. lets play some more shows together. Hey lets even play some shows where the punters actually give a fuck. Now thats a plan!!! I'm on the case.
Yah had aball in sydney, sorry didnt catch up next day, we didnt leave the cross till 6am then did it all over again the next night, need a week off to recover.Talk soon Keep rockin Mongo Wiseheimer
yeah..... but we are a ridicolously attractive herpes, that not only do u wanna touch n maby even tongue massage, u would go as far as to stick ur dick in..... So u basically u want all our cocks.... BUT we are a completely hetero herpez that... well... yeah... loves to be spread around n giv all a taste of wat rockn herpies is all about but we are HETERO so ul hav to keep all five of ur cocks away.... actually.... u dont hav cocks... u all hav vaginas... so lets spread the infection... xoxo luv RY, THE HERPEZ HUNTER
fuck yeah cool kids...new songs sound radical. its so good, its cumming in my ear pussy. keep up the awesome work. hurry up and come up...or us come down hey.
Kyle Sandilands? Dude...cunt of a call. I've had Bam Margera (in my thinner days) I've had Russel Crowe (in my gladiator days) I've even had Fred "yeeeeeh booooi" Durst! But never EVER has someone stooped as low as to call me Kyle shittest cunt alive Sandilands...
You sir, can eat a dick.
Oh and while you're doing the seinfeld theme for your song names you better have one called Mr Marbles or The Little Kicks or The Manziere or Jujy Fruits.
If one of those titles does not appear i will boycott your release.
I will download it.
From some fucking Pakistani server
So they get the hits
Not you.
Thats right Jez
Feeling funny now champ?
Got any more gut busting references you wana throw my way?
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Oi!
Jeeeezzzzzzz?
Im waiting bro.
Now you're just being rude.
Well...
Im guna go now.
Im guna download an app for my new iPhone
Shake Anchor Nowhere
Its a new one im making up.
You guys all standing there
Then you shake it
and you all and up naked on top of each other in a disgusting ball of man mush that can only be described as "less than hetero".
Hey! Go! Go! Machiner take the stage at Oxford Art Factory, 9pm August 5th, along with sydneysiders Airbridge. come along and bring your friends and we'll bring our friends and we'll make it a super friends party gig. those with hot dates are excused. also, check out B-Dub's remix of Discoh! now up on our page.
oh yeah ill suck a thousand cocks to party with u boys again!!!..... In fact u can read all about in my new book "how to suck a cock in ten ways" available at all good book stores.... peace!! (we are so hetero)
a lot of fun times hey but next time the rest of you panzies will have to hit blink with us and hook up with chicks while their boyfriends stand there watching but not willing to do anything sbout it hahahaha