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Ancient Flounder

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Remember, I was vapour...

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  • Ancient Flounder

  • 26 / Male
  • LAS VEGAS, Nevada, US
  • Last Login: 11/28/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Movies, videogames, anime, music, food that tastes great but probably isn't all that great for me, women, crazy adventures, old architecture, and other assorted shit.

  • Music

    The Strokes, The Beatles, Billy Joel, Queen, The Cars, The Buggles, Beastie Boys, Pink Floyd, Sean Lennon, Cannibal Corpse, Mastodon, The Misfits, MF Doom, Gary Numan/Tubeway Army and some more I'm probably forgetting.

  • Movies

    Evil Dead trilogy, George Romero's Dead series, Bloodsport, The Crow, Pulp Fiction, Brazil, Godzilla movies, Mad Max trilogy, The Warriors, UHF, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eighth Dimension, Gekitotsu! Satsujin-ken (The Street Fighter), The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Terminator, Star Wars Trilogy, Golgo 13, The Goonies, Up In Smoke

  • Television

    Wonder Showzen, Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger, GoGo Sentai Boukenger, older Kamen Rider shows (V3, etc.), Jinzo Ningen Kikaider, Kikaider 01, Iron King, Super Robot Red Baron, Jack of All Trades, Hokuto no Ken, various Star Trek series

  • Books

    Neuromancer, Dark Tower series (still need to read Book 3), both of Mick Foley's autobiographies, The Zombie Survival Guide, If Chins Could Kill, Tokyo Suckerpunch

  • Heroes

    Kenshiro, Solid Snake, Big Boss, Sonny Chiba, Captain America, Mr. T, The Alvin, Hulk Hogan, Cody, Guy, Mike Haggar, Freddie Mercury, Hunter S. Thompson, the synthesizer

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Hemet, CA
  • Body type: 5' 9" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: Love kids, but not for me
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Retail
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

Companies

  • Lazy Ass, Inc.

    • Hemet, CA US
    • President and CEO
    10/02 to 12/02, 3/04 to 3/05

  • Wendy's

    • Henderson, NV US
    • Drive-Thru Bitch
    09/02 to 10/02, 09/03 to 03/04

  • Taco Hell

    • Henderson, NV US
    • Hating my life/Eating lots of free tacos
    12/02 to 09/03

  • Burger King

    • San Jacinto, CA US
    • Cashier/Fearing drive-thru/Eating Whoppers
    02/02 to 08/02

  • Sigmatron International

    • Las Vegas, NV US
    • Breaking all sorts of child labor laws
    06/99 to 08/99

  • Fappo Industries

    • Las Vegas, NV US
    • President and CEO
    Beginning of time to my death sometime in 4055.

  • Apple Store

    • Las Vegas, NV US
    • Specialist/Deflecting Foriegners/Cursing Geniuses
    08/08 to 09/08

  • OfficeMax

    • Las Vegas, NV US
    • BSA/Seller of paint for computies
    03/05 to Present

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Blurbs

About me:

I honestly can't think of anything to put here that isn't already mentioned somewhere on the page. So, do some searchin'. You'll see what's going on.

Who I'd like to meet:

Well, anyone in my heroes list. The ones that actually exist, anyway. Except for The Alvin. I know him already. He punched my face.

Comments

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  • Brandito666Kit Boy

    Nov 5 2009 11:23 AM



  • Brandito666Kit Boy

    Oct 24 2009 10:07 PM


  • Naito

    Oct 5 2009 12:47 PM

    Yeah, just saw that when my account posted on a friggin Halo OSDT trailer & someone responded. The horror, I would never comment there! That wounded my pride enough to want to close this account.
  • JeannaJeanna Helton

    Oct 3 2009 6:50 PM

    LOL that's true :) ya it's cooling off at night here still hot in the daytime but having the break at night is nice can't wait till it's cold I'm never running the heat here it will feel wrong lol
  • JeannaJeanna Helton

    Oct 3 2009 7:05 AM

    Thank you we are doing good getting little sleep but that's to be expected :P hope you are doing good
  • ☠Christina☠WAtta Fruit

    Sep 8 2009 9:55 PM

    Uhm, I'm going to smear them in his face instead. I still think you need to kick him in the shins. :D
  • ☠Christina☠WAtta Fruit

    Sep 8 2009 9:47 PM

    good :D
    you should kick him in the shins too. tell him its bec he barely talks to his sister anymore lol
  • ☠Christina☠WAtta Fruit

    Sep 8 2009 9:24 PM

    lol you should punch him :D !! I dont ever get a chance to beat him anymore. lol, so uhm I think you should :D do it...do it...do it..!!!
  • ☠Christina☠WAtta Fruit

    Sep 8 2009 8:49 PM

    lol thanks. you are a self esteem booster :p
    SOOOOOOOOOO how are things going sirrr?
  • ☠Christina☠WAtta Fruit

    Sep 8 2009 4:32 AM

    lol. Thanks! lol :p
  • JeannaJeanna Helton

    Sep 7 2009 9:19 PM

    Thank you :D Hugs back hope all is well with you!!! Have a wonderful week!!
  • Brandito666Kit Boy

    Jul 30 2009 9:44 PM


  • JeannaJeanna Helton

    Jun 19 2009 4:20 AM

    believe it or not I still have 3 months to go ugh lol!!!
  • Brandito666Kit Boy

    Jun 4 2009 8:22 PM


  • b1zarr0

    Jun 4 2009 3:09 PM

    I meant message me on failspace >_>

    and I tried that search bar but it brought up an ungodly number of results (hence why I say it's a failure since I can't seem to be able to refine the search in any way >_<)
  • b1zarr0

    Jun 3 2009 4:04 PM

    Thou needs to message me a link to your Facebook page due to Facebook being insolent and having a failure of a search function >_<
  • b1zarr0

    Jun 1 2009 4:34 PM

    Wow, for the B'OH indeed; my head hurts now >_<

    all I can retort with is:


  • tenno

    May 27 2009 6:23 AM

    Nah, he liked that I brought Quake. 'Cause my boy Trent digs him some straight up nail gunnin zombies yo!  
  • b1zarr0

    May 26 2009 4:36 PM

    LOL

    That is truly a 5 star mat classic if Ive ever seen one XD

    Also...

    My computer exploded...it refuses to stay on for more than a min aka no booting to windows :(

    semi plus side to this is at least I can send it back to the factory for repair/replacement (but I has to pay the shipping costs >_<)

    so yeah Im once again having to checking the failspaces and interbutts at the libraries

    ALSO (and I am hoping it is because the library computers are being fail but) for some reason the folder on my external drive that has all my movies/music for some reason isn't accessible and when I put the cursor over it it says the folder is empty >_<...hopefully THAT problem gets rectified by getting to a computer that is non-fail library computer...and in an infinite stroke of genius I opted to delete ALL my music in hopes of making room for various comedy albums/various podcasts (again I was assuming the library computers werent made of THAT much fail as to deny me access to the main folder of my external drive)

    anywho time be limited so I shall catch you later....hopefully NOT hanging high the handle homey beef!
  • b1zarr0

    May 23 2009 2:59 AM

    This is about as appropriate a Memorial Day video as any so here goes!


  • b1zarr0

    May 22 2009 6:35 PM

    Hulu goes BEYOND win here!

    http://www.hulu.com/the-a-team
  • b1zarr0

    May 17 2009 5:07 AM

    I also have Facebook but I fail at using the basic functionality of it like finding your profile and choosing a default pic v_v
  • b1zarr0

    May 16 2009 2:02 PM

    A couple random ass websites you should clicky for browsing purposes:

    http://www.retromags.com/forums/index.php?act=uportal

    (where many old issues of EGM, Gamepro and Nintendo Power as well as old strategy guides like the NES Atlas can be obtained in digital form free of charge...albeit you have to deal with rapidshares download limits and whatnot)

    and

    http://www.cheese-burger.net/

    (where all kinds of head explodey cheeseburger related content can be found)

  • b1zarr0

    May 16 2009 4:21 AM

    I am also a masochist and randomly went browsing Del Taco's web site.....


    and thus finding another reason that VA is full of fail

    http://deltaco.com/page7.html

    ^if you can see.... VA is NOT a Del Taco state >_<
  • b1zarr0

    May 16 2009 4:17 AM

    These may have nothing to do with my original idea of getting hit in the head with a stick, barfing, and turning into a coin to fund some random school kids Texas Boots but are none the less full of awesomesauce!

    Enjoy said first newsletter.





    (the last few seconds are a lie...I had to help my parents hook it up!..also lack of gold cartridge = fail in a video otherwise full of win.)