Ancient Flounder

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Remember, I was vapour...

  • 25 / Male
  • LAS VEGAS, Nevada, US
  • Last Login: 7/3/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Movies, videogames, anime, music, food that tastes great but probably isn't all that great for me, women, crazy adventures, old architecture, and other assorted shit.
  • Music

    The Strokes, The Beatles, Billy Joel, Queen, The Cars, The Buggles, Beastie Boys, Pink Floyd, Sean Lennon, Cannibal Corpse, Mastodon, The Misfits, MF Doom, Gary Numan/Tubeway Army and some more I'm probably forgetting.
  • Movies

    Evil Dead trilogy, George Romero's Dead series, Bloodsport, The Crow, Pulp Fiction, Brazil, Godzilla movies, Mad Max trilogy, The Warriors, UHF, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eighth Dimension, Gekitotsu! Satsujin-ken (The Street Fighter), The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Terminator, Star Wars Trilogy, Golgo 13, The Goonies, Up In Smoke
  • Television

    Wonder Showzen, Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger, GoGo Sentai Boukenger, older Kamen Rider shows (V3, etc.), Jinzo Ningen Kikaider, Kikaider 01, Iron King, Super Robot Red Baron, Jack of All Trades, Hokuto no Ken, various Star Trek series
  • Books

    Neuromancer, Dark Tower series (still need to read Book 3), both of Mick Foley's autobiographies, The Zombie Survival Guide, If Chins Could Kill, Tokyo Suckerpunch
  • Heroes

    Kenshiro, Solid Snake, Big Boss, Sonny Chiba, Captain America, Mr. T, The Alvin, Hulk Hogan, Cody, Guy, Mike Haggar, Freddie Mercury, Hunter S. Thompson, the synthesizer

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Hemet, CA
  • Body type: 5' 9" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: Love kids, but not for me
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Retail
  • Income: Less than $30,000

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About me:

I honestly can't think of anything to put here that isn't already mentioned somewhere on the page. So, do some searchin'. You'll see what's going on.

Who I'd like to meet:

Well, anyone in my heroes list. The ones that actually exist, anyway. Except for The Alvin. I know him already. He punched my face.

Comments

Displaying 25 of 351 comments
  • Jun 19 2009 4:20 AM

    believe it or not I still have 3 months to go ugh lol!!!
  • Jun 4 2009 8:22 PM


  • Jun 4 2009 3:09 PM

    I meant message me on failspace >_>

    and I tried that search bar but it brought up an ungodly number of results (hence why I say it's a failure since I can't seem to be able to refine the search in any way >_<)
  • Jun 3 2009 4:04 PM

    Thou needs to message me a link to your Facebook page due to Facebook being insolent and having a failure of a search function >_<
  • Jun 1 2009 4:34 PM

    Wow, for the B'OH indeed; my head hurts now >_<

    all I can retort with is:


  • May 27 2009 6:23 AM

    Nah, he liked that I brought Quake. 'Cause my boy Trent digs him some straight up nail gunnin zombies yo!  
  • May 26 2009 4:36 PM

    LOL

    That is truly a 5 star mat classic if Ive ever seen one XD

    Also...

    My computer exploded...it refuses to stay on for more than a min aka no booting to windows :(

    semi plus side to this is at least I can send it back to the factory for repair/replacement (but I has to pay the shipping costs >_<)

    so yeah Im once again having to checking the failspaces and interbutts at the libraries

    ALSO (and I am hoping it is because the library computers are being fail but) for some reason the folder on my external drive that has all my movies/music for some reason isn't accessible and when I put the cursor over it it says the folder is empty >_<...hopefully THAT problem gets rectified by getting to a computer that is non-fail library computer...and in an infinite stroke of genius I opted to delete ALL my music in hopes of making room for various comedy albums/various podcasts (again I was assuming the library computers werent made of THAT much fail as to deny me access to the main folder of my external drive)

    anywho time be limited so I shall catch you later....hopefully NOT hanging high the handle homey beef!
  • May 23 2009 2:59 AM

    This is about as appropriate a Memorial Day video as any so here goes!


  • May 22 2009 6:35 PM

    Hulu goes BEYOND win here!

    http://www.hulu.com/the-a-team
  • May 17 2009 5:07 AM

    I also have Facebook but I fail at using the basic functionality of it like finding your profile and choosing a default pic v_v
  • May 16 2009 2:02 PM

    A couple random ass websites you should clicky for browsing purposes:

    http://www.retromags.com/forums/index.php?act=uportal

    (where many old issues of EGM, Gamepro and Nintendo Power as well as old strategy guides like the NES Atlas can be obtained in digital form free of charge...albeit you have to deal with rapidshares download limits and whatnot)

    and

    http://www.cheese-burger.net/

    (where all kinds of head explodey cheeseburger related content can be found)

  • May 16 2009 4:21 AM

    I am also a masochist and randomly went browsing Del Taco's web site.....


    and thus finding another reason that VA is full of fail

    http://deltaco.com/page7.html

    ^if you can see.... VA is NOT a Del Taco state >_<
  • May 16 2009 4:17 AM

    These may have nothing to do with my original idea of getting hit in the head with a stick, barfing, and turning into a coin to fund some random school kids Texas Boots but are none the less full of awesomesauce!

    Enjoy said first newsletter.





    (the last few seconds are a lie...I had to help my parents hook it up!..also lack of gold cartridge = fail in a video otherwise full of win.)
  • May 15 2009 11:45 PM

    Oh barf is all but a guarantee! Especially if the dudes from River City Ransom hit us with a stick.....so yes we are meant to get hit with a stick, barf and turn into a coin which can be used to buy some Texas Boots
  • May 15 2009 7:41 PM

    Omnomnomnomnomnom!

  • May 15 2009 5:47 AM

    Ok this is effin weird. I came across this tombstone that references my first (failed...and drunken) attempt at playing Oregon Trail

    Photobucket
  • May 15 2009 1:43 AM

    Me Neither I never visit but at the same time San Jacinto/Hemet's not really home to me anymore my family all scattered and lives all over now lol I'm about 5 and 1/2 months pregnant I'm doing pretty good doing better when the air gets fixed :D Take Care
  • May 14 2009 4:22 PM

    those photos you took of your trip home are really amazing!!! you have a great eye! Hope you are doing well and that you had a nice time visiting
  • May 10 2009 1:12 AM

    In honor of the new Star Trek flick (kinda) <_<

    Photobucket
  • May 9 2009 4:16 PM

    OoOoOoOoOoOoO!

  • May 1 2009 3:41 PM

    lol i should mail some :) smooshed in an envelope...mailmen like that... :)
  • Apr 30 2009 10:12 PM

    holy shit!! LASERHAWK!!! good to hear from you! i'm pretty good, just workin and schoolin. hows vegas? i heard you moved out there right after high school. whats new?
  • Apr 30 2009 3:55 PM

    http://www.burgerking.co.uk/home

    Where's OUR Texican Whopper damn it? >_<
  • Apr 30 2009 3:04 AM



    Yes please!
  • Apr 28 2009 6:14 AM

    The best 6 mins evar?!



    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!