I like drinking, music, fashion, and baseball. Now that I have a real job I never get to waste any time online anymore. I work with international graduate students. They send me hilarious emails in broken English which I try really hard not to make fun of but do anyway. Examples:
please advice me of any missings
i am very exciting to be here
truly, in all caps:
WE HAVE BEEN FEELING UP YOUR APPLICATION FORMS AS YOU KNOW AND I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS THAT WE HAVE SEEN DURING THIS PROCESS.
They're not all so silly. Some of them are very bright and really have their shit together. Also, they sometimes bring me presents. For example, some sweet young lady from China brought me a non-counterfeited gold-plated coin in a limited edition of 100,000 to commemorate the Beijing Olympics, 3 days after the games had started. I totally could have sold that shit on eBay, but I figured it would be disrespectful to sell a gift, and I like it too much to sell it anyway.
So that is my 8 to 5 life now, which is okay but sometimes I miss fucking around and doing nothing.
