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ANDREA KOLB
ANDREA  KOLB I want what I don’t want

Female
17 years old
NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 11/30/2009
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   ANDREA KOLB's Comedian Bio
BioI am a New York based actress/comedienne who was crowned 'America's Funniest Mom' on The Oprah Winfrey Show. I perform regularly on the stand-up circuit throughout the tri-state area and at such New York clubs as Caroline's, The Comedy Village, The Broadway Comedy club, and any bar or synagogue I can get to by taxi. My one-woman show "Sometimes Over The Summer" was greeted with hit reviews and performed at: The John Houseman Theatre, The 78th Street Theatre Lab, and at The Midtown International Theatre Festival. I performed in the Off- Broadway hit "Grandma Sylvia's Funeral for 3 1/2 yrs. as the published author and noted psychologist Dr. Rachel. I have also performed in numerous plays at Lincoln Center, The Ensemble Studio Theatre, and The Alley Theatre. My first job in show business was as a magicain's assistant 'Miss Faffofnick' where I perfromed the 'Zig-Zag Lady' trick ( being sawed in half while standing up). A trick I excelled at.
Websitefor more info on Andrea kolb visit Andreakolb.com
InfluencesLucille Ball, Jackie Gleason,Joan Rivers, Barbra Streisand, Mary Tyler Moore, Carol Burnett, Judy Garland, Bette Midler, Dianne Keaton, Richard Lewis, Woody Allen, Groucho, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Bill Cosby, Roseanne Barr, Gracie Allen, Tommy Smothers, Sam Kineson, Robin Williams, Whoopi Goldberg, Lily Tomlin, and Gilda Radner.
TV ShowsThe Oprah Winfrey Show(NBC) & Good Day NY ( Fox five) as 'America's Funniest Mom', Last Comic Standing- NBC, 'Open Admissions' NBC movie of the week ' The Perfect Woman - Bravo 'Mom's Cracking Up'- NY1 & The Hallmark Channel
Films"Gratutios Sex" Indie at the Tribeca Film Center "Dirty Laundry" Indie..soon to be released

    ANDREA KOLB's Interests
GeneralActing(-out:), Comedy&Tragedy, Poetry, Philosophy, Sex, Gender studies, Feminism, Magic, Torch singing, Dirty dancing,Bubble baths, Lying down, working out, searching for meaning and of course, shoplifing.
MusicJoni Mitchell, Laura Nyro ( in the next life) Betty, Indigo Girls, Steely Dan, Bonnie Raitt, Bob Dylan, Mary J. Blige, Marvin Gaye, The Beatles, The Stones, Ricky Lee Jones, Ice Cube, Alicia Keys, Patti Smith, Blondie, Hole, Fiona Apple, Keith Jarret, Maria Callas, Alanis Morrisette, and (sorry) Barbra Streisand, Judy Garland, Billy Holiday.
MoviesDon't Look Now, The Piano, The Murderous Maids, Chinatown, Pulp Fiction, Gone With The Wind, Network, The Godfather, Dog Day Afternoon, Raging Bull , Crimes & Misdemeaners.
TelevisionThe Soprano's, Entourage, Curb, Weeds, Wife Swap, NY1, and occasionally the History Channel
BooksNOW: Are Men Necessary, The Awakening, New Rules, Tripping the Prom Queen, Bitch, Madame Bovaries Ovaries, Against Love, She's Come Undone.
HeroesMy son, Eve, Athena & Aretha, Queen Elizabeth, Dorothy Parker, Emily Dickenson, Virginia Woolf, Simone De Beauvoir, Germaine Greer, Nietche, Martin Luther King, Rosa Parks, Golda Meir, Lucille Ball, Eleanore Duse, Sarah Bernhardt, Joan Rivers, Oprah, Ghandi, Billy Holiday, Maureen Dowd, Camille Paglia and Catwoman.
Groups: NEW YORK CITY STAND UP COMEDYComics Of The Comic Strip Live NYCThe OriginalNYC Underground Comedy Festcomedy village friendsThe World Famous Laugh FactoryThe World Famous Laugh Factorywww.BravestNightofComedy.com

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     ANDREA KOLB's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:New York CITY
Body type:5' 5" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Proud parent
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Comedienne/Actress
Income:$100,000 to $150,000

   ANDREA KOLB's Schools
Colorado College
Colorado Springs,Colorado
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Drama
Minor: Philosophy
Clubs: I am a graduate of The Neighborhood Playhouse, New York City, New York
 

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   ANDREA KOLB's Blurbs
About me:
"ANDREA KOLB from Fenwick Keats Goodstein, voted America's Funniest Mom on Oprah, cracked up the house at CAROLINE'S with her standup comedy."
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

ANDREA KOLB has appeared on OPRAH as "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST MOM"



"ANDREA KOLB is a highly physical comedian who uses her elastic facial expressions and remarkable flexability to milk a joke to the fullest without crossing the line to hamming. She is a talented comedian."
THEATREMANIA.COM

"The honesty of ANDREA KOLB'S performance lends itself to great comedy."
TWO DRINK MINIMUM MAGAZINE

"ANDREA KOLB is a charming and talented comedienne/actress."
COMEDY MATTERS

"ANDREA KOLB is a talented comedienne who must be the 'love-child' of Richard Lewis and Gloria Steinem."
TIME OUT MAGAZINE

Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who refuses to take anything too seriously.

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Jul 14 2009 3:32 AM

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Jul 14 2009 3:32 AM

Happy Birthday!
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May 19 2009 10:00 PM

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May 12 2009 2:30 AM

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Jan 14 2009 4:04 PM

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David

David



Jul 13 2008 12:53 AM

Happy Birthday, Andrea! Best wishes.
G.Gordon_Lightfoot

G.Gordon_Lightfoot



Jul 12 2008 6:31 PM

Happy Birthday, sweet sixteen.
Gene Ward

Gene Ward



Jul 12 2008 7:43 PM

Happy B-Day woman....Now go get your b-day spankings!
Sir Sparky Drakonis

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Jul 12 2008 7:49 PM

Happy 17th Birthday!!!!
[well that is what your profile says;)
Rick Younger

Rick Younger



Jul 11 2008 1:04 PM

Happy Birthday!!!! Now that you're 16, maybe I'll let you drive my car.

Peace
Rick
Ron

Ron



Jul 8 2008 11:30 PM

Just wishing you an early HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Jul 6 2008 12:41 PM


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Jul 6 2008 3:54 PM

andrea have a wonderful birthday.
i wish for you all the wonderful things that you wish for yourself and more! xoxoxo jodi
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May 11 2008 3:08 AM

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May 11 2008 2:49 PM

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Apr 21 2008 5:40 PM

Hey, Thanks for the add! Feel free to swing by and give a listen anytime you need a boost of testosterone! :-)

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Annalee

Annalee



Apr 14 2008 3:06 PM

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Just wanted to say HI ;)
Thanks for being a friend!
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Apr 2 2008 3:39 AM

Andrea's a riot! She makes me nearly p.i.m.p. (pee in my pants... what the hell did you think i meant?) during some of the most boring meetings at work! You should check her shows out too! What? Don't believe me? Check out her clips! Oh if you don't find her funny, then you are in need of a HUGE amount of extra strength fiber (a case of the Costco size) and/or the stick removed from your butt.
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Apr 1 2008 9:43 PM

Here's to selling co-ops with easy going boards, condos, taking over the real estate market, and entertaining as many people as we can! Thanks for the add!
Danny Cohen

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Mar 26 2008 4:21 PM

xo
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Mar 9 2008 5:49 PM

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Feb 25 2008 7:32 PM

Hey ANDREA,
Hilarious stuff... I fell on the floor.
Thanks for having us here in this place of laughter, and for visiting dreamland11, our place of social justice and rock.
Peace,
RE-VO
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Feb 17 2008 2:31 PM

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