Andrea Niceschwander
Andrea Niceschwander
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Female
34 years old
covington/kent, Washington
United States
Last Login: 11/13/2009
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Andrea Niceschwander's Interests
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| General | love, friends as family, bubble baths, naan, smelling yummy, pita chips, hummus, pepper mills, sleeping in water, costumes, playing dress up, the ocean, huntington beach at night, portland, santa monica, comics, art for art's sake, seattle, cathedrals, sculpture, museums trips, accidental discovery, vodka, metaphors for everything, hyperbole, self discovery, constellations, Jack Gilbert, reading all night, movie marathons, animal shapes in clouds, cooking experiments, my friend Bill, talking over tea, kissing, daisies, laughing at everything, writing stories inside stories, alliteration, onomatopoeia, hyperbole, music, shadows, dream, memory, confrontation, philosophy, film, disneyland, becoming a pillar of salt, literature, mac cosmetics, sephora, Tadanobu Asano, religious mythology, sex, equality for all, walking away, beer, sculpting a tragic past into gooey goodness, bathrobe bowling, intimacy, art, drinking out of brown paper bags at the park, ice skating,
skipping in rain, tennis, wondering what if's, socks, sake, soccer, plaid shoes, ugly shoes, cooking, creating order from the chaos, fake bloody limbs, alice in wonderland, man ray, hats, scarves, the smell & feel of new books, libraries, linguistics, wikipedia for everything, google earth, google sky, maps, transformation and being better. These:
 | | Music | I like a lot of stuff, some of which is...
The Pixies
Sonic Youth
The Smiths
The Dead Milkmen
The Shins
Death Cab for Cutie
The Cure
Placebo
Radiohead
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
PJ Harvey
Lily Allen
Pulp
Muse
The Mountain Goats
The Dresden Dolls
Sigur Ros
Bjork
there’s a lot more. | | Movies | The good ones, right?
Such as...
Survive Style 5+
Closer
A Very Long Engagement
Audition
Amelie
A Clockwork Orange
Sin City
The Big Lebowski
Harold & Maude
Last Life in the Universe
Oldboy
Battle Royale
Ichi the Killer
The Shining
Shaun of the Dead
The Devil’s Backbone
Dead Ringers
The Godfather
American Psycho
Hostel
Cabin Fever
City of God
The Constant Gardener
Visitor Q
Breathless
Midnight Meat Train
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The 400 Blows
Vital
21 Grams
Hannibal Rising
Y tu mamá también
Amores perros
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Darjeeling Limited
Superbad
Funny Games
The Science of Sleep
Paprika
Watchmen
et cetera...
My favorite directors are:
Clint Eastwood
Richard Linklater
David Cronenberg
Francois Truffaut
Jean-Luc Godard
John Waters
Takashi Miike
Takeshi Kitano
Wes Anderson
Wong Kar Wai
Woody Allen
Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Chan-wook Park
Pedro Almodvar
Eli Roth
| | Television | fuck television. seriously.
well, except dexter. & kids in the hall. | | Books | I read a lot. some of my favorite books are:
Haunted - Chuck Palahniuk
Beyond Good & Evil
Tropic of Cancer - Henry Miller
Nausea - Jean Paul Sartre
The Fall - Albert Camus
Franny and Zooey -JD Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye -JD Salinger
Ubik - Philip K. Dick
Refusing Heaven - Jack Gilbert
The Rum Diaries - Hunter S. Thompson
The Girl in the Flammable Skirt - Aimee Bender
What is this Thing Called Love - Kim Addonizio
Slaughterhouse-five - Kurt Vonnegut
Bad Behaviour - Mary Gaitskill
My Horizontal Life - Chelsea Handler
Demian - Hermann Hesse
Sandman books - Niel Gaiman
Transmetropolitan - Warren Ellis
House of Leaves - Mark Danielewski
| | Heroes | David Cronenberg is my fucking Beethoven.
Janine Joseph.
The Saint of Killers.
Bill Hicks.
Howard Hughes
Willy Wonka
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Andrea Niceschwander's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | side of the river, california | | Body type: | 5' 2" | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | pen biter |
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Andrea Niceschwander's Schools
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University Of California-Riverside
Riverside,California
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Creative Writing
Clubs: Mosaic.
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2003 to 2005 |
Riverside Community College
Riverside, CA
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: English
Clubs: Muse.
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2001 to 2003 |
La Sierra High
Riverside, CA
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: English/Creative Writing
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1990 to 1992 |
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About me:
My friend Melanie says my brain is fancy, she also says I have a voice like a phone sex operator.
I decay. this is me.
I love my doggie, Trotsky:
"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth" -J. D. Salinger
"Everybody's a mad scientist, and life is their lab. We're all trying to experiment to find a way to live, to solve problems, to fend off madness and chaos."-Cronenberg
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science." -Albert Einstein
"Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" -Friedrich Nietzsche
Salmon
In this shallow creek
they flop and writhe forward as the dead
float back toward them. Oh, I know
what I should say: fierce burning in the body
as her eggs burst free, milky cloud
of sperm as he quickens them. I should stand
on the bridge with my camera,
frame the white froth of rapids where one
arcs up for an instant in its final grace.
But I have to go down among
the rocks the glacier left
and squat at the edge of the water
where a stinking pile of them lies,
where one crow balances and sinks
its beak into a gelid eye.
I have to study the small holes
gouged into their skin, their useless gills,
their gowns of black flies. I can't
make them sing. I want to,
but all they do is open
their mouths a little wider
so the water pours in
until I feel like I'm drowning.
On the bridge the tour bus waits
and someone waves, and calls down
It's time, and the current keeps lifting
dirt from the bottom to cover the eggs.
Kim Addonizio
"Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you especially have to be hurt like hell before you can write seriously. But when you get the damned hurt, use it-don't cheat with it."
-Ernest Hemingway
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on aim my s/n is ANiceschwander
on msn it's Andreaist@hotmail.com
on yahoo it's andreamarieniceschwander
on google talk it's ANiceschwander
I like zebras:
"The great exemplars all led simple lives. Inspiring though they be, no one follows in their footsteps. Only a rare few have even attempted to do so. Yet now and then, even today, a unique individual does break away, breaks free of the treadmill, as it were, and demonstrates that it is possible, even in this sad world, to lead one's own life." -Henry Miller
"But, as much as it hurts-look at it. Burn it into your eyes. Because it may not be the same tomorrow. And you'll never get the moment back." -Warren Ellis
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Who I'd like to meet:
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anyone who thinks for themselves, makes art, makes music, makes me wet, or just makes sense. anyone who is not a douche bag. The world is fucked. so people that take all the random fuckedness of life and turn it into something productive instead of just being fucked themselves. And...
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