Andrew Mueller
Andrew Mueller
Exchanging words for money since 1987

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40 years old
London
United Kingdom



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BooksThis one's quite diverting, in patches.

"A gung-ho Candide with a taste for places it is better to avoid. . . graphic, comic, bemused and properly contemptuous of faith and ideology." - Jonathan Meades, Books of the Year, Evening Standard

"An utterly sui generis report from the world's plague-spots." - Michael Bywater, Books of the Year, The New Statesman

"An addition to the genre founded by P.J. O'Rourke's 'Holidays In Hell', but it is one that pushes the boundaries" - The Australian

"Mueller is the embodiment of what can happen with a fire in the belly and a desire to write out loud" - Australian Book Review

"In the grand tradition of Mark Twain, though in a world considerably more hostile" - The Daily Truth

"Indelibly humorous and heartfelt" - Sydney Sunday Telegraph

"He brings to his material the mixture of rage and earthy irony that is the mark of a great satirist. . . rewarding, thought-provoking and ludicrously funny." - PopMatters

"Mueller busies himself with finding the odd, the surreal and the laughable as much as the shocking and upsetting." - New Zealand Herald

"An excellent example of why today's brave, lucid hacks are forced to admit fear and confusion." - South China Morning Post

"A strikingly funny book about some seriously unfunny places." - Perth Sunday Times

"Not bad for a guy from Wagga" - The Wagga Wagga Advertiser

Available on Picador in the Antipodes now, elsewhere at dates to be confirmed. Australian readers can order here, at an online retailer for which I hold no brief beyond being amused by the picture of the kangaroo. UK readers can buy it here, from the less marsupially encumbered amazon.co.uk.

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     Andrew Mueller's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:London, and hotels
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius

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   Andrew Mueller's Blurbs
About me:
Wagga Wagga-born, London-based rock critic, foreign correspondent, travel writer and author, presently contributing more or less regularly to The Guardian, The Independent, The Independent on Sunday, Arena, Uncut, High Life, Monocle, The New Humanist, opendemocracy.net, travelintelligence.net and ABC's "Worldview". Previously author of "Rock & Hard Places", contributing editor to the fifth edition of Robert Young Pelton's "The World's Most Dangerous Places", writer of sleevenotes for Straitjacket Fits and The Go-Betweens, and programme notes for U2.

Have, among many journalistic misadventures in more than 70 countries, solicited World Cup tips from the Taliban, taken road trips with Hizbollah, patrolled Kabul with the Royal Anglian Regiment and Basra with the Welsh Guards, provided the Israeli Defence Force with a certain amount of target practice, ridden the Cresta Run and the Trans-Mongolian railway, played the country songwriters' open-mic at the Bluebird in Nashville, debated the relative merits of Jayhawks albums with Her Majesty's Secretary of State for Defence, toured with some of the world's biggest rock bands (U2, The Cure, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, etcetera ad infinitum), flown to Budapest to get a haircut, asked Gerry Adams why he never joined the IRA, and been imprisoned in Cameroon. Have also done major interviews with, among very many others, Paddy Ashdown, Al Gore, Dame Stella Rimington, George Galloway, Mordechai Vanunu, Boris Johnson, Bernard-Henri Levy, Leonard Peltier, Sir Iqbal Sacranie, Saif Gaddafi, Peter Hain and Helena Christensen. A slowly evolving archive offering evidence in favour of these assertions may be found at www.andrewmueller.net

Also bear a startling resemblance to the singer of The Blazing Zoos, a country band which began as a sleep-deprived hallucination in a Tripoli hotel room in early 2006, but which has since developed a curious life of its own, which is explained in greater detail here. Also, while we're up that way, co-proprietor, under overwrought pseudonym, of Nashville-on-Thames, a monthly country music club in London, about which more may be gleaned here.

A new book, "I Wouldn't Start From Here: A Misguided Tour Of The Early 21st Century" is available now through Picador in Australia and New Zealand, and will be available in the UK through Portobello in August 2008. Links to new online articles, and whatever else seems a good idea at the time, will be blogged right here, on this page.

Who I'd like to meet:
People who'd like to buy a book, called - that title again - "I Wouldn't Start From Here: A Misguided Tour Of The Early 21st Century". Seriously, it has everything: one bemused hack's peregrinations from Afghanistan to Abkhazia, from Baghdad to Belgrade, from Gaza to Gibraltar, from Tirana to Tripoli, from lots of other places to still more others which share a meaninglessly coincidental first letter, featuring gunfights, car chases, gaol cells, revolutionaries, rock stars, exotic locations - it's like a Bond film, but with much, much less sex.

Other than that, profligate editors, impressionable heiresses and an eccentric millionaire pedal steel player. No time-wasters.


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Jun 13 2009 2:49 AM

Hi there sweetie!

Just popping by your fab page to say hello, how are you? We hope all is well in your world!

Mwah, Paisley and Charlie!
T-Bone





Apr 30 2009 5:06 AM

Thanks Andrew! Good luck in Sofia!
the cedars





Feb 8 2009 9:44 PM

Got the Feb issue of Uncut magazine a few days ago for the Johnny Cash stuff and just noticed there is a bunch of reviews by "Andrew Mueller", I'm guessing that's you!

Hope all's good,
Pedro
Gamages Model Train Club





Jan 26 2009 10:26 PM

Hello Andrew

Thanks for the friendship, hope you enjoy the songs.

Kindest regards
John V Willshire
Gamages Model Train Club


Listen to the début album, exclusively in full, here:

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Paul Sumner





Jan 23 2009 9:21 AM

Hello Andrew
Best wishes from the grim North!
I've just tethered my whippet to a burger chomping hoodie outside the library. I'm hoping they may have a copy of your book.
Regards
Paul
ALSO Fan Page





Nov 29 2008 8:37 AM

Thank you so much for your friendship Andrew Mueller!

All the best,
ALSO fan page -Sofia
Rooster Richardson





Jun 20 2008 9:00 AM

are you going to write a follow-up?
kid





Jan 3 2008 11:43 AM

true story - i got cautioned by Heathrow airport security gaurds not to take 'I wouldn't start from here' out of my bag whilst in flight due to the violant nature of it's front cover. Hmmmm...
I.V. Webb





Jan 2 2008 5:31 AM

Hello lovely Andrew ! Fancy a pint in the New Year luv ?
Wishing you a most spectacular New Year !


much love, iv xx
Sarah





Dec 18 2007 1:27 AM

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Sarah





Dec 15 2007 2:41 AM

Despite your hideous taste in music, you're a good looking guy. That said, your photo in this month's Uncut makes you looks almost exactly like Rupert Murdoch.
Sarah





Nov 27 2007 12:06 AM

I would like to read something that was nominated for Book of the Year. Might you have any recommendations, kind sir?
Kate Fagan





Sep 3 2007 7:49 PM

hey there, nice to have a beer in london... hope all's diamonds, cheers k
Mysti Frost





Aug 29 2007 8:37 PM

I will add your book to my collection, Thanks for doing all the hard work.
Book Group Online





Jun 22 2007 8:30 AM

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Thanks - very happy to see you’ve added me. I’ll be even happier to see you on Book Group Online itself, the friendliest book forum in existence.

Book Group Online – the forum for book lovers everywhere
Schuman the human





May 2 2007 11:44 PM

Thanks for adding me Andrew, much obliged.
Covert PR





Apr 25 2007 11:29 AM

Better late than never, Cheers for the Add

x
My Name In Lights





Apr 24 2007 9:11 PM

Thanks for making friends with us Mr Mueller x
pistola





Apr 18 2007 6:15 PM

G'day Andrew, thanks for the add :)

I was loaned your book a week ago, and can't believe I hadn't heard of it before. As a big PJ O'Rourke fan, it's all the sweeter I've found an Aussie writer every bit as enjoyable.

Very much looking forward to the imminent release of your next one.

Hope you're enjoying London's slow crawl into a undoubtedly beautiful summer.

Pete
the cedars





Apr 12 2007 8:09 AM

Great to meet you last night Andrew, The Blazing Zoos were most excellent!

Just made it to the writings on your website - there's this whole secret life of yours you didn't tell us about! Can't stop reading... doesn't look like I'm going to be doing much work today...

Good luck with your trip to the states,
Pedro
The Cedars
Michael J. Sheehy





Apr 4 2007 2:36 PM

Hey Andrew
hope you don't mind...

Glenwash





Mar 2 2007 10:56 AM

Hey Andrew, thanks for the add. Been reading your stuff since 1992. Where has the time gone?!

Pic
The Music Lovers





Jan 31 2007 12:26 AM

Thank you for your kind words Andrew.
I.V. Webb





Jan 1 2007 11:46 PM

Happy New Year darlin,
iv x
Lili Wilde





Jan 1 2007 2:35 AM

Have a great New Year Sir.
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