Andrew Mueller
"Exchanging words for money since 1987"

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39 years old
London,
United Kingdom



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    Andrew Mueller's Interests
BooksThis one's quite diverting, in patches.

"A gung-ho Candide with a taste for places it is better to avoid. . . graphic, comic, bemused and properly contemptuous of faith and ideology." - Jonathan Meades, Books of the Year, Evening Standard

"An utterly sui generis report from the world's plague-spots." - Michael Bywater, Books of the Year, The New Statesman

"An addition to the genre founded by P.J. O'Rourke's 'Holidays In Hell', but it is one that pushes the boundaries" - The Australian

"Mueller is the embodiment of what can happen with a fire in the belly and a desire to write out loud" - Australian Book Review

"In the grand tradition of Mark Twain, though in a world considerably more hostile" - The Daily Truth

"Indelibly humorous and heartfelt" - Sydney Sunday Telegraph

"He brings to his material the mixture of rage and earthy irony that is the mark of a great satirist. . . rewarding, thought-provoking and ludicrously funny." - PopMatters

"Mueller busies himself with finding the odd, the surreal and the laughable as much as the shocking and upsetting." - New Zealand Herald

"An excellent example of why today's brave, lucid hacks are forced to admit fear and confusion." - South China Morning Post

"A strikingly funny book about some seriously unfunny places." - Perth Sunday Times

"Not bad for a guy from Wagga" - The Wagga Wagga Advertiser

Available on Picador in the Antipodes now, elsewhere at dates to be confirmed. Australian readers can order here, at an online retailer for which I hold no brief beyond being amused by the picture of the kangaroo. UK readers can pre-order for delivery in August 2008 here, from the less marsupially encumbered amazon.co.uk.

HeroesStatler. Waldorf.

     Andrew Mueller's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:London, and hotels
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius

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   Andrew Mueller's Blurbs
About me:
Wagga Wagga-born, London-based rock critic, foreign correspondent, travel writer and author, presently contributing more or less regularly to The Guardian, The Independent, The Independent on Sunday, Arena, Uncut, High Life, Monocle, The New Humanist, opendemocracy.net, travelintelligence.net and ABC's "Worldview". Previously author of "Rock & Hard Places", contributing editor to the fifth edition of Robert Young Pelton's "The World's Most Dangerous Places", writer of sleevenotes for Straitjacket Fits and The Go-Betweens, and programme notes for U2.

Have, among many journalistic misadventures in more than 70 countries, solicited World Cup tips from the Taliban, taken road trips with Hizbollah, patrolled Kabul with the Royal Anglian Regiment and Basra with the Welsh Guards, provided the Israeli Defence Force with a certain amount of target practice, ridden the Cresta Run and the Trans-Mongolian railway, played the country songwriters' open-mic at the Bluebird in Nashville, debated the relative merits of Jayhawks albums with Her Majesty's Secretary of State for Defence, toured with some of the world's biggest rock bands (U2, The Cure, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, etcetera ad infinitum), flown to Budapest to get a haircut, asked Gerry Adams why he never joined the IRA, and been imprisoned in Cameroon. Have also done major interviews with, among very many others, Paddy Ashdown, Al Gore, Dame Stella Rimington, George Galloway, Mordechai Vanunu, Boris Johnson, Bernard-Henri Levy, Leonard Peltier, Sir Iqbal Sacranie, Saif Gaddafi, Peter Hain and Helena Christensen. A slowly evolving archive offering evidence in favour of these assertions may be found at www.andrewmueller.net

Also bear a startling resemblance to the singer of The Blazing Zoos, a country band which began as a sleep-deprived hallucination in a Tripoli hotel room in early 2006, but which has since developed a curious life of its own, which is explained in greater detail here. Also, while we're up that way, co-proprietor, under overwrought pseudonym, of Nashville-on-Thames, a monthly country music club in London, about which more may be gleaned here.

A new book, "I Wouldn't Start From Here: A Misguided Tour Of The Early 21st Century" is available now through Picador in Australia and New Zealand, and will be available in the UK through Portobello in August 2008. Links to new online articles, and whatever else seems a good idea at the time, will be blogged right here, on this page.

Who I'd like to meet:
People who'd like to buy a book, called - that title again - "I Wouldn't Start From Here: A Misguided Tour Of The Early 21st Century". Seriously, it has everything: one bemused hack's peregrinations from Afghanistan to Abkhazia, from Baghdad to Belgrade, from Gaza to Gibraltar, from Tirana to Tripoli, from lots of other places to still more others which share a meaninglessly coincidental first letter, featuring gunfights, car chases, gaol cells, revolutionaries, rock stars, exotic locations - it's like a Bond film, but with much, much less sex.

Other than that, profligate editors, impressionable heiresses and an eccentric millionaire pedal steel player. No time-wasters.


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Andrew Mueller's Friends Comments
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Reece: Boy Genius





Jun 20 2008 2:00 AM

are you going to write a follow-up?
shanye escobar li`ones





Jan 14 2008 4:52 PM

so just by reading your book, which i'm trying to make all my 'if-i-cant-see-it-therefore-it-doesnt-exist' friends read, i earn a new myspace friend. thanks for the add and please keep up the good work...
kid





Jan 3 2008 3:43 AM

true story - i got cautioned by Heathrow airport security gaurds not to take 'I wouldn't start from here' out of my bag whilst in flight due to the violant nature of it's front cover. Hmmmm...
I.V. Webb





Jan 1 2008 9:31 PM

Hello lovely Andrew ! Fancy a pint in the New Year luv ?
Wishing you a most spectacular New Year !


much love, iv xx
Sarah





Dec 17 2007 5:27 PM

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Sarah





Dec 14 2007 6:41 PM

Despite your hideous taste in music, you're a good looking guy. That said, your photo in this month's Uncut makes you looks almost exactly like Rupert Murdoch.
Sarah





Nov 26 2007 4:06 PM

I would like to read something that was nominated for Book of the Year. Might you have any recommendations, kind sir?
Kate Fagan





Sep 3 2007 12:49 PM

hey there, nice to have a beer in london... hope all's diamonds, cheers k
Mysti Frost





Aug 29 2007 1:37 PM

I will add your book to my collection, Thanks for doing all the hard work.
Book Group Online





Jun 22 2007 1:30 AM

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Thanks - very happy to see you’ve added me. I’ll be even happier to see you on Book Group Online itself, the friendliest book forum in existence.

Book Group Online – the forum for book lovers everywhere
Schuman the human





May 2 2007 4:44 PM

Thanks for adding me Andrew, much obliged.
Covert PR





Apr 25 2007 4:29 AM

Better late than never, Cheers for the Add

x
My Name In Lights





Apr 24 2007 2:11 PM

Thanks for making friends with us Mr Mueller x
pistola





Apr 18 2007 11:15 AM

G'day Andrew, thanks for the add :)

I was loaned your book a week ago, and can't believe I hadn't heard of it before. As a big PJ O'Rourke fan, it's all the sweeter I've found an Aussie writer every bit as enjoyable.

Very much looking forward to the imminent release of your next one.

Hope you're enjoying London's slow crawl into a undoubtedly beautiful summer.

Pete
the cedars





Apr 12 2007 1:09 AM

Great to meet you last night Andrew, The Blazing Zoos were most excellent!

Just made it to the writings on your website - there's this whole secret life of yours you didn't tell us about! Can't stop reading... doesn't look like I'm going to be doing much work today...

Good luck with your trip to the states,
Pedro
The Cedars
Michael J. Sheehy





Apr 4 2007 7:36 AM

Hey Andrew
hope you don't mind...

glenwash





Mar 2 2007 2:56 AM

Hey Andrew, thanks for the add. Been reading your stuff since 1992. Where has the time gone?!

Pic
The Music Lovers





Jan 30 2007 4:26 PM

Thank you for your kind words Andrew.
I.V. Webb





Jan 1 2007 3:46 PM

Happy New Year darlin,
iv x
Lili Wilde





Dec 31 2006 6:35 PM

Have a great New Year Sir.
Richard Blandford





Dec 22 2006 11:04 AM

Merry Christmas Andrew!
I.V. Webb





Dec 21 2006 6:15 PM


Happy Holidays

dani





Nov 7 2006 7:04 AM

G´day!

Thought I would stop by and say that I´m reading your first book, not because I´m a fan but because Alistar gave it to me :p

So far so good...and occasionally funny too! Might make me go visit Vilinus!
Andy Dawson





Oct 4 2006 3:33 PM

Andrew,

Thanks for the add,

Andrew
Fraser - www.bugwriters.com/forum





Sep 9 2006 4:35 AM

Thank you for confirming me as a friend, Andrew. Much appreciated.


Fraser Duncan
www.bugwriters.com
Erased erratum





Aug 22 2006 11:22 AM

It's been a slice!
Alastair / Wozza





Aug 15 2006 7:04 AM

the book has arrived and has already been well thumbed by previous owner................ skimmed a few pages and is v v v v good.

catcha later fellah.
The Guys Goes Live





Aug 11 2006 1:18 PM

Thanks for coming to the show and for your 'funnier than 'Nam'. We will, quite literally. quote you on that.
Richard Blandford





Jul 29 2006 8:49 AM

Hi Andrew

Thanks for the add!

I dig your stuff!

All the best

Richard
Alastair / Wozza





Jul 16 2006 7:59 AM

what the hey, just to give you one more inflatable geetar pic ;-)
plasticine





Jul 1 2006 8:03 AM

hey hey andrew - how much do you want to check out our new video for 2571? blood sweat and tears have gone into it. much laughter has come out of it! x em
Lucky Soul





Jun 19 2006 1:41 PM

Hello Andrew, we found you at last!
Just thought we'd say thanks for the wonderful review you gave "my brittle heart" it's really helped our cause.
Lots of love from all at Lucky Soul
LSx
plasticine





Jun 2 2006 4:25 PM

now then good sir - genuinely appreciate the add. hope we don't dissappoint. let us know what you think to the newest tunes won't you? (before our manager starts kicking our asses to write some more...!)
Billy Cerveny





May 23 2006 1:28 PM

What's up, my alt-country literary gunslinger? Hope all is well on your side of the pond. Let me know how the knew project is coming.
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