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  • Andrew Schwartz

  • 33 / Male
  • Los Angeles, California, US
  • Last Login: 11/28/2009

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    Putting up Halloween Decorations in August.
    Leaving them up forever.
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    Audi A8



    1961 Cadillac.


    Austin Cooper




    Watching Movies in my own movie theater.

    Being the antisocial socialite


    talking shit.

    getting everything I can for free

    excess in moderation

    spending every cent I make on ebay

    Taking meticulous mental notes when watching forensic science shows.
    I am not going down that easy.

    Quantum Mechanics

    Disneyland

    OLD SCHOOL SK8


    MONTANA Spray Paint

    Doggie Stylez


    Don't wake me I'm Sleeping In

    I am OTAKU


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  • Music

    AC/DC, AFI, at the drive in, The Anniversary, Aphex Twin, Arcade Fire, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Beck, Bjork, Blur, Bob Dylan, Circle Jerks, CKy, The Clash, The Cure, Danny Elfman, Death From Above 1979, De La Sol, Deltron 3030, Depeche Mode, DJ FUNK, DJ Shadow, DJ Z-Trip, Dr. Dre, Dr. Octagon, Dust Brothers Eazy-E, Elliot Smith, Eminem Singles, The Faint, The Giraffes, Glassjaw, Guns N Roses, Ice Cube, Incubus, Interpol, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, Iron Maiden, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Jurassic 5, Lionel Richie, LL Cool J, Madness, The Mars Volta, Misfits, Motley Cru, Murder City Devils, Muse, NKOTB, Notorious B.I.G., Otis Redding, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Poison, The Postal Service, Public Enemy, The Ramones, Reel Big Fish, Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock, The Roots, Roy Orbison, RUN D.M.C., The Smiths, Snoop Dogg, Sparta, The Specials, The Streets, Tarantino Soundtracks, Thrice, Tom Waits, Tool, Velvet Underground, Valient Thorr, WU TANG, Yeah Yeah Yeahs



    Please check out my upcoming events!
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  • Movies

    Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Dead Alive, Deadmen Walking, Dead Poets Society, Evil Dead I & II, Army of Darkness: Evil Dead 3, Better Off Dead..., Dead Presidents, Drop Dead Fred, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare, Shaun of the Dead

    Another Day In Paradise, Back to the Future 2, Battle Royale, Blazzing Saddles, Bring It On, BUBBA HO-TEP, Casshern, Chopper, Coming to America, Dazed and Confused, Donnie Darko, Eddie Murphy RAW, Edward Scissor Hands, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Fight Club, Firestarter, Gummo, La Haine, Happiness, The Happiness of the Katakuris, History of the World Part I, Ichi The Killer, KIDS, The Last House On the Left, The Last Star Fighter, Life Aquatic, Million Dollar Hotel, The Muppet Movie, Napoleon Dynamite, Natural Born Killers, Navy SEALS, Nightmare Before Christmas, Nightmare on Elm Street 3, Oldboy, PORKY'S, Pootie Tang, Pump Up the Volume, RAD, Red Dawn, Resevior Dogs, Revenge of the Nerds, Secretary, SEVEN, The Shining, Smokey and the Bandit, Spaceballs, come die with us! Suicide Club, Summer of Sam, Teen Wolf, Thrashin', Twin Falls Idaho, Two Lane Black Top, Visitor Q, Young Frankenstein

    Stanley Kubrick, Mel Brooks, Sunny Chiba, Wes Anderson, Wes Craven, David Fincher, Takashi Miike, Ed Norton, Oliver Stone, Dracula, Frankenstien, The Invisible Man, The Phantom of the Opera, and The Wolfman

    ZOMBIE YAKUZA SAMURAI

    .. .. My Movies
    My work can be seen on the following crappy films



    ValiantHoobastank Let It Out DVD
     
     
     
     
     

  • Television

    youtube.com http://savemtv.com

  • Books

    Snowcrash

  • Heroes

    Don't care for greek food unless it's a Lenny Bruce

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Woodland Hills, California USA
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 11" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Jewish
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Occupation: soothsayer
  • Income: $150,000 to $250,000

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About me:

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I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.



Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But...there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit...a Darkside.

There's things about me you don't know.
Things you wouldn't understand.
Things you couldn't understand.
Things you shouldn't understand.

A loner, a crazy wide eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the 3 headed mega beast but on the way I caught corn flakes disease.

I am a "idea" person, who sees everyone and everything as part of an often bizarre cosmic whole (butterfly effect). I like to help (at least, my own definition of "help") other people, on both an individual and a humanitarian level. I am always interested in new ideas on principle, but ultimately discard most of them for one reason or another (I know best).

"I accept Chaos, I'm not sure if it accepts me." -- Bob Dylan

I tend to be a contradiction; an extroverted introvert. Extremely disorganized, but I obsess over details. I am extremely driven and overly lazy.
Just your typical absent minded mad scientist.

I fly my ship around the world. I have called home to Los Angeles, New York City, London, Honolulu Hawaii, San Francisco, and even retirement heaven Surfers Paradise Australia. Seen the world a few times over and its never the same twice.

I am generally a very busy person. Taking on way more then I should. I will easily have 4 to 5 projects going on at a time. But that's what puts my name on the lists and the diamonds on ma wrist, HOLLER.

Japanese cuisine is tops wit me, white pepper ice cream. Always good to go eat some sushi.

The jolly roger represents not something frightening, but rather a declaration that one will keep fighting on (for what one believes in) even if one is reduced to bones. I live for what it stands for.

I fight for no one's sake. I only fight for something deep in my heart

I won't deny it, I'm a straight ridah
You don't wanna fuck with me

"The visionary is the only true realist" Federico Fellini.


Treat your labor, as though its product will last many generations.

Tarantino on Visual Effects - "You know, my guys are all real. There's no computer fucking around. I'm sick to death of all that shit. This is old school with fucking cameras. If I'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have gone home and stuck my dick in my Nintendo."

WAYNE: Well, riddle me this, Batman. How do you feel about the fact that you're never gonna see Mallory again?
MICKEY: Says who?
WAYNE:Says the United States of America.
MICKEY:When have they ever been right?

Black and Blue cause I love you

I'm a cybernetic organism: living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

Our depression is our lives


aim



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Who I'd like to meet:

So here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the trouble makers. The round pegs in the square holes, the ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or villify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people that are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.


Dr Theopolis


Animal Chin


Body-Thetans

A girl that can answer if Schrdinger's Cat lives?


I just want to be held close.
Just long enough for the world to disapear.


Cobra Kai rules, and anyone in the Miyagi dojo is a punk ass sucker!

Bamboo Earings, at least 2 pair. A fendi bag and a bad attitude. I need a girl that puts me in a good mood.

Isabelle Adjani in 1981,

she makes Roman Polanski's "The Tennant" watchable.
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[narration as Clementine acknowledges him by raising her coffee mug]
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention?

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