Psychiatric report:
Mild autism [frequent inappropriate social interaction, no response to Christian name, able to concentrate for extended periods on pretty much anything (apart from physics)], single personality disorder [cf. multiple personality disorder, but the same annoying one all the time], pyrosomnambulance, addiction to vitamin C, diaeresiphilia, mild psychosis, phobias of velvet, deadlines and his Internet connection being taken away.
Diagnosis:
Normal for a physicist.
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