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Andrew Orvedahl
Jokes / Jokes / Jokes
"Is it just me and the kids left on here?"

Male
31 years old
Los Angeles, CA
United States



Last Login: 12/4/2008
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   Andrew Orvedahl's Comedian Bio
BioAndrew Orvedahl has been performing comedy for what feels like 12 years, but is only 6. He has performed in almost every setting known to his limited imagination. He performed at a fund-raiser for a Balkan Throat Singing group. He performed at a stranger's wedding reception. He performed at a job fair. He performed for two people in Amarillo Texas for several nights in a row. But then he also performed for thousands of people at Red Rocks Ampitheatre a few times. So maybe it all balances out.
WebsiteI let my domain expire, so farthammer.com is now back on the market.
InfluencesJohn Candy movies, Amy Sedaris, Personal Tragedies
TV ShowsLast Comic Standing, various local affiliates in towns you have never heard of.
Albums"Andy makes 15 of his 22 friends laugh", my debut comedy CD. Sometimes I venture out and sell them.

    Andrew Orvedahl's Interests
GeneralHealthy anarchy. Participatory economics. Functional insanity. Funtional inanity. Intentional fun robots. Pre-apocalyptic wastelands. Bafflers. Unscripted human interaction.
Music14 minute-long songs that sound like a ship sinking into an arctic sea. Girl-rap.
MoviesMy favorite movie for the foreseeable future: 'Synedoche New York'
Television(on DVD) Strangers With Candy, The Office, Arrested Development
BooksI am mentioned in a book! Screw you, TV credits! Read about me briefly in 'Mock Stars: Indie Comedy and the Dangerously Funny'. I didn't title it.
HeroesUtah Phillips, Al Swearengen, Service animals

     Andrew Orvedahl's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Denver
Body type:0' 0"
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Occupation:comedy, writing, oh, and Starbucks
Income:Less than $30,000


Andrew Orvedahl's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 481 Plays Today: 8
A short joke for Cleveland
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Rape Fantasy gone right
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Product Placement
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Street Sommelier
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I make fun of people less fortunate than myself
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Klan hoods!
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My take on a unique subject
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Old School Shit
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Irish Car Bomb
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Popcorn in the round
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   Upcoming Gigs
Dec 5 2008 9:00P
Hub Bub at Knitting Factory Hollywood CA
Dec 26 2008 9:00P
Los Comicos Super Hilariosos Denver CO
Dec 31 2008 10:00P
Someplace fancy Steamboat Springs CO

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   Andrew Orvedahl's Blurbs
About me:
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Who I'd like to meet:
I keep my 'top friends' on random. So if you think I'm friends with idiots, just hit 'refresh' until someone you like comes up.

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Andrew Orvedahl has 475 friends.
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Andrew Orvedahl's Friends Comments
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Fahim Anwar





Dec 3 2008 7:14 PM

i will hate you with every fiber in my body for the next 45 seconds but after, we shall high five. see you friday.
TRICLOPS @ Silverlake Lounge





Dec 1 2008 6:10 PM

Triclops is so sorry to have not made clear it's lack of show. Triclops ran from LA and hid in the countryside and had a communication breakdown. Back next week.
We love you!
Jim Hickox





Nov 26 2008 8:16 PM

You know who wears a lot of shirts like that? Jim Hickox. Back the fuck off my steez, grandma, or I will hammer you into the ground using a book. The name of that book is, "Why I Didn't Finish NaNoWriMo". Fuck.
Maria Bamford!





Nov 21 2008 4:35 AM

I appreciate you beyond measure.

Love and support of your journey,
BAMFOO
Curtis William Neill


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Nov 18 2008 9:19 PM

First of all I don't like you're attitude. Secondly, I invented surprises no one surprises me. So check yourself.
Valdez





Nov 18 2008 8:35 PM

the tour is good. it's cold now. snow cold. we all went to the ac/dc concert on our day off...awesome. they rocked out.
can't wait till i don't live on a bus anymore.
natalie





Nov 17 2008 7:11 PM

Gob Bluth was spotted fleeing the fires in the O.C. this weekend.

Gob
Emily Maya Mills





Nov 16 2008 7:26 PM

Your presence is requested...
Photobucket
Eight o'clock in the evening
November the nineteenth, two thousand and eight
Showing with "Let's Get Awkward" starring Ms. Dannah Feinglass and Ms. Danielle Schneider
Cocktails to follow

Reservations recommended: http://losangeles. ucbtheatre. com/shows/1845 or (323) 908-8702
Howl By (dave A)





Nov 16 2008 5:32 PM

they make me smile....peace out
Kevin





Nov 16 2008 4:18 PM

Maybe you're like Mother Theresa and that ghostly glow is just an indication of your impending sainthood.
natalie





Nov 5 2008 7:21 AM

Pinhead for president in '12! We won tonight! We won!!
Jim Hickox





Nov 2 2008 9:00 AM

Ugh. 3500 words per day. That's what, 5 single spaced pages? I'll do my best.
Eliani





Oct 31 2008 10:15 PM

Regrets for tonight. I'll work on getting you kids something thoughtful for a belated housewarming.
Have a great time!
Eliani





Oct 29 2008 5:24 AM

A-ha! There's a poster:

Eliani





Oct 27 2008 7:32 PM

Thursday's supposed to be even more special this week. Hope you and your sweetheart can give it another shot.
Curtis William Neill


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Oct 22 2008 9:10 PM

I might come tonight, I might not. What are you gonna do about it?! He threatened.
Geoff Lott, Inc.





Oct 1 2008 4:53 PM

Well, I'm here.
Westwood Brewco on Thurs. night if you're interesty.
Scott





Sep 25 2008 5:03 PM

That's a way better name, Haywood.
Eliani





Sep 23 2008 2:15 AM

I thought it was very nice, and I bet it's even better on a nonweekend. We should all head over sometime.
Welcome home!
Eliani





Sep 22 2008 5:52 PM

Explored the neighborhood a little: Tom Becker and I did the Footsies-IHOP corridor Friday, How's by you?
Owen Straw





Sep 19 2008 10:41 PM

just go with Andrew the Comic
Todd





Sep 19 2008 12:12 AM

Don't think I'm gunna stop calling you Winslow. If anything, that's all I'm gunna call you from now on.
Eliani





Sep 18 2008 9:58 PM

Hey, neighbor. I'm deadlining on a manuscript right now, but would like to chat soonish. I still need to do a homegirl pub crawl around the Heights and learn what's what.
April Richardson





Sep 16 2008 9:58 PM

Stop going out of town!
Blake Bard





Aug 30 2008 9:31 AM

Winslow? Sure and my name is Bard!
natalie





Aug 29 2008 11:56 AM

I hate it when you don't blog.
Jesse Case (that comedian you saw)





Aug 27 2008 8:19 AM

wait, we had funny ones?
Randy Liedtke





Aug 26 2008 6:22 PM

glad you enjoyed your stay, I will make sure to have sex with the person that said that when I'm up there this weekend
Randy Liedtke





Aug 26 2008 5:39 PM

How was Seattle?
Blaine Reeder Master of the Unstoppable Dog Punch





Aug 23 2008 7:29 PM

Nice work last night, my friend. Sorry couldn't stay for your late show set. My compressed disc had a date with hydrocodone.

I did tell a bike story. Just not the kind that you were expecting...
Amber Tozer





Aug 23 2008 8:00 AM

seattle is stalking you.
Todd