Zekeman
Zekeman Surf the banana peel. Chalupa.

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21 years old
Portland, Oregon
United States



Last Login: 12/25/2009
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GeneralEveryone's favourite Jesus: Maynard James Keenan:







No one growls like Layne Staley (R.I.P.):

And who can forget the angelic voice of Jeff Buckley (R.I.P.):


DeLorean tricked out with a Flux Capacitor and a fog machine:


Easily one of the funniest hosts on television, Conan O'Brien:


Not to mention my favourite comedian of all time, Eddie Izzard:


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How will you commit suicide?You will hang yourself
How many tries will it take?36
When will you commit suicide?February 28, 2006
What will your suicide note say?"The munchkins made me do it!"
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^This quiz turned out to be a disappointment. I was actually looking forward to this horrid death, but this taught me to never trust online horrorscopes. Serves me right for believing it...
MusicI hate Kevin Shintaku for several reasons. For one, he points out all of flaws and makes them so obvious, and number two, he's the biggest slacker - besides myself - and yet he's still smarter than everyone. But I can't stay mad at him forever. He says I'm stuck in the 90s because the majority of my musical palette is from that era. In my personal opinion, life has gone downhill since then. So here's a list of music that I either listen to or appreciate in alphabetical order - for your viewing ease. If it's not on the list, it probably sucks... or I just haven't discovered it yet.

Alice In Chains
A Perfect Circle
Audioslave
Beatles, The
Beck
Black Keys, The
Bush
Days Of The New
Depeche Mode
Deftones
Dio
Dissociatives, The
Drowning Pool
Eagles, The
Earshot
Elliott Smith
Failure
Filter
Foo Fighters
Gone Jackals
Incubus
Jeff Buckley
Jeremy Crofoot
Jimi Hendrix
Josh Groban
Kasabian
Keane
Led Zeppelin
Linkin Park
Live
M83
Mad Season
Maples, The
Mars Volta
Metallica
Megadeth
Muse
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Omega (Hungarian Pink Floyd)
Pearl Jam
Pink Floyd
Primus
Queens of the Stone Age
Radiohead
Rage Against The Machine
Rob Zombie
Sia
Sick Puppies
Silverchair
Smashing Pumpkins, The
Soundgarden
Stone Temple Pilots
System of a Down
Temple of the Dog
Tom Waits
Tool
Tweaker
Velvet Revolver
White Stripes, The
Wolfmother

Maynard James Keenan = God
MoviesI like a lot of movies. Not all of them are my favourite. Most of these are movies that I've seen only once, but thoroughly enjoyed it.

Back To The Future (1, 2, 3)
Bruce Almighty
Cellular
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Both)
City of Lost Children
Cool Runnings
Con Air
Cowboy Bebop The Movie
Dawn of the Dead
Demolition Man
Derailed
Die Hard
Die Hard With A Vengeance
Donnie Darko
Drunken Master
Dumb And Dumber
Edward Scissorhands
Eraserhead
Enter The Dragon
Ferris Bueler's Day Off
Finding Neverland
Fletch
Foolproof
Grandma's Boy
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
Harry Potter (1, 2, 3)
Hero (with Dustin Hoffman)
Hero (with Jet Li)
I <3 Huckabees
Indiana Jones (1, 2, 3)
Inland Empire
I Spy
Jackie Chan: Who Am I?
Judge Dredd
Kill Bill (Vol. 1, 2)
KingPin
Lord of the Rings (1, 2, 3)
Mallrats
Man On Fire
Matchstick Men
Momento
Monty Python the Holy Grail
Monty Python the Meaning of Life
Napolean Dynamite
Ocean's Eleven
Office Space
Octobery Sky
Pirates of the Carribean
Primer
Princess Mononoke
Pulp Fiction
Robot Carnival
Secret Window
Serenity
Shanghai Knights
Shanghai Noon
Shaolin Soccer
Shawn of the Dead
Signs
SpaceBalls
Spies Like Us
Spirited Away
Starsky and Hutch
Star Wars (Episode 4, 5, 6)
Strange Brew
Stuck On You
Team America
The I Inside
The Mighty Aphrodite
The Princess Bride
The Three Amigos
Third Wheel
This Is Spinal Tap
Van Wilder
Waiting...
Waking Life
War of the Worlds
White Chicks
Zoolander

And I guess anything with Johnny Depp, Owen Wilson, or Jackie Chan. Or pretty much anything that's funny or completely destroys my mind.
TelevisionMeh...I don't really watch T.V. all that much, but I'll regularly watch Lost and The Office. My favourite shows are Robot Chicken, Aquateen Hunger Force, The Simpsons, Scrubs, South Park, Seinfeld, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, and Who's Line Is It Anyways? Pretty much anything funny and late night T.V. in general.
BooksBooks? What is this word? Books backwards is skoob, and I know what THAT is...
HeroesBatman... he doesn't need superpowers to be a superhero.
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     Zekeman's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:I was born in Torrence, California
Body type:5' 9" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Student

   Zekeman's Schools
Sprague High School
Salem, OREGON
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
 

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About me:
I suck, but Marian Landis says I totally don't. My name is Andrew Zeke, but most people just call me Zeke. I graduated from Sprague High School, and there isn't much else to say about myself. I used to be a gymnast, if you care to know. A really good gymnast at that. But a slight mishap forced me to end my 8 year gymnastic career after tearing my Anterior Cruciate Ligament (ACL), my Medial Cruciate Ligament (MCL), and my Lateral Miniscus Cartilage (...LMC?). So now I work at the MAC (Multnomah Athletic Club) in Portland as a coach.

I would consider myself an artsy fartsy kid. I've been drawing all my life so I guess I'm pretty good. I hate it though. I'm a perfectionist, so I end up not finishing my drawings for fear of messing up. My unfinished drawings end up taunting me. I feel like a slave to it. Art > Me. In general, I like anything that will tickle my brain. For instance, I'm fascinated by the concept of time travel, paradoxes, killing your mother before your born... stuff like that. I've recently developed a major phobia for time travel. I think of life differently than most of the people I know. Not to say that I'm the pioneer of distancing myself from the thoughts of the norm. I just poke fun at people/things because everyone and everything is ridiculous to me. I tend to get lost in thoughts of possibilities and chance. Basically, I'm constantly thinking, "what would happened if I did/said that."

Diversity training from my work taught me that racially I'm white, ethnically I'm Hungarian, and culturally, I'm bad ass. Both of my parents are from Hungary therefore I am a pure bred. As a matter of fact, Hungarian was my first language, so I can speak and understand it fluently. And I play guitar, woo.


The awesomeness that is Daniel Johns (in chronological order):



TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Andrew Zeke
Birthday:March 18, 1988
Birthplace:Torrence, California
Current Location:Portland, Oregon
Eye Color:Blueish Gray?
Hair Color:Golden brown
Height:5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:100% Hungarian
The Shoes You Wore Today:In middle school, I was notorious for my NSS shoes, otherwise known as the infamous ASS shoes. Years later I wore some kick ass olive striped Converse. But now I wear my all purpose German Diesel shoes
Your Weakness:Staying focu--wait, what am I doing?
Your Fears:Spiders and time travel
Your Perfect Pizza:My favourite would've been pepperoni from Pizza Hut until my hobbit friend introduced me to the meat lover's pizza from Figaro's. One slice and I'm wrecked.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Write a couple of songs on guitar and just enjoy life as a Zeke
Your Most Overused Phrase On Instant Messenger:Shiggity shway and omgay
Thoughts First Waking Up:Defrackinshmo...
Your Best Physical Feature:Everyone says my hair is cool, so I guess that
Your Bedtime:Whenever. I have a bad habit of going to bed reaaally late...sometimes 4 or 5 in the morning :-/
Your Most Missed Memory:My dog and my gymnastic days
Pepsi or Coke:I like both equally. I can taste the difference, but my choice depends on my mood. Actually more like whatever's available.
McDonalds or Burger King:Jack in the Box and Carl's Jr.
Single or Group Dates:Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Is there a difference?
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:Bleh...
Do You Smoke:Only after finishing a successful heart transplant surgery in Indonesia.
Do You Drink:Only when I'm bleeding.
Do You Swear:Depends on who's around.
Do You Sing:I pretend.
Do You Shower Daily:I have a hard time starting my day without a shower.
Have You Been In Love:Yack'm
Do You Want To Go To College:Confirmative
Do You Want To Get Married:Definitely
Do You Believe In Yourself:More than I believe Santa.
Do You Get Motion Sickness:Recently, yes... I dunno why
Do You Think You Are Attractive:If I were a girl, I wouldn't date me.
Are You A Health Freak:Nah
Do You Get Along With Your Parents:Depends on our moods.
Do You Like Thunderstorms:No, 'cause it always seems like there's nothing to do in the house.
Do You Play An Instrument:Yes, guitar and drums. I dabble every so often in the art of piano.
In The Past Month Have You Eaten A Box of Oreos:Negative. But I do prefer the double stuffed vanilla kind.
In The Past Month Have You Stolen Anything:Unintentionally? Probably. Like stolen someone's air.
Ever Been Drunk:I wake up punch-drunk everyday.
Ever Been Called A Tease:None of my friends are gay enough to call me that.
How Do You Want To Die:I wanna get hit by a meteorite.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:The Joker
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit:Australia
Number of Things In My Past I Regret:I regret nothing... I am an avid time traveler.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Doesn't matter.
Favourite Hair Color:Doesn't matter as long as it's clean and pretty.
Short or Long Hair:Shoulder lengthish.
Height:About my height *shrugs*
Weight:A healthy weight.
Best Clothing Style:Whatever nice clothes that ordinary girls wear.
Who I'd like to meet:
I would definitely want to meet a variety of dead people... music legends like Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Jeff Buckley, Layne Staley, Michael Jackson or random famous people like Bruce Lee, Ghandi, Martin Luther King Jr., Ghengis Kahn, Franz Liszt, Leonardo Da Vinci, Julius Ceasar, Al Capone, Walt Disney, Lewis Carroll, James Dean, Robert Frost, Lee Harvey Oswald, and Elvis if he were actually dead. There are many living people I would like to meet as well. Topping the list would be Daniel Johns (singer for Silverchair and The Dissociatives), then Maynard James Keenan (singer for Tool), Johnny Depp, Conan O'Brien, Jackie Chan, Robin Williams, Paul Reubens, and Owen Wilson so he can teach me how to get endless amounts of babes.

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Christopher Anthony

Christopher Butler



Dec 1 2009 9:40 AM

Zeke... You are my hero.

<3 your friend
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Jess

Jessica Miller



Nov 19 2009 8:37 AM

haha wow, thanks for leaving out the context there and making it sound like I have every std known to man. You are just not cool unless you have survived swine '09 man! hahah
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Nov 12 2009 9:08 AM

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Nov 12 2009 9:02 AM

haha flanders. yah i think im takin the corvally tripppp!
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Nov 12 2009 6:32 AM

Oh ya u work on Salmon.

I parked my car on 6th & Salmon. I think.....
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Nov 11 2009 2:25 AM

R u comin 2 corvally thursday 2 be alcoholics w us. ?
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Nov 8 2009 4:42 AM

Why i haven't had any tea yet.
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Nov 8 2009 1:27 AM

OLD CHICAGOOOOOOO!!!!
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Nov 6 2009 10:37 AM

I heard u were very upset on Halloween .
Vassilis Ohm

Vassilis Ohm



Sep 1 2009 6:58 AM

You're the man, Zeke.
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AJ Perez



Aug 15 2009 2:49 AM

Joanna

Joanna



Aug 6 2009 4:35 AM

Thanks for the complement Zeke. You're right, I am happy. I hope you are doing good too. :)
Sliverstool

Sliverstool



Jun 12 2009 8:20 AM

Thanks.
Nick

Nick



Jun 4 2009 7:54 PM

so far it's failing pretty hard
Citizen Insane

AJ Perez



May 6 2009 9:47 PM

oohhh man. I guess either way works shlawesomely.
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AJ Perez



May 6 2009 6:39 PM



Dude! I need music. And you're awesome, so naturally i'm here. I plan on downloading: Mad Season, Failure, Hum, and probably Jeff Buckley, since I also remember you telling me about him. but i need MAOR!


Brent

Brent Anderson



Apr 30 2009 5:45 AM

Oh really? That's funny...Yeah I saw Adam and Garrett not too long ago. it was weird because Garrett is so old now...I just remember him as the little whinny kid at gym haha. But yeah, I'll for sure hit you up man, what's your number? My brother lives in portland, so when I go see him, I'll call ya. So what are you doing in Portland? Just working at the MAC and hanging out...? You still live with David?
Brent

Brent Anderson



Apr 28 2009 6:31 AM

Hey man! That's good! I've been pretty good. Just going to school and trying to get my degree. So what are you up now days? Are you still living in Portland?
Brent

Brent Anderson



Apr 5 2009 4:47 PM

Hey man, how have you been?
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Cameron stahl



Mar 30 2009 3:55 AM

Haha well either way it's way better than the origional!
amish rage

amish rage



Mar 27 2009 8:13 AM

what!?!? THAT'S YOU!? gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jess

Jessica Miller



Mar 27 2009 4:44 AM

Im still waiting for someone that looks like me, otherwise you have like zero credibility... :D
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Cameron stahl



Mar 27 2009 12:05 AM

Let me see your hips SWING!

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Cameron stahl



Mar 26 2009 11:56 PM

Haha good to know, oh and my friend showed me another one that's pretty good too, hold on...
amish rage

amish rage



Mar 24 2009 9:40 AM

you write music too, right? you should, er, put some of your stuff up on myspace so i can leave you fancy comments too. hahaha
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