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Android Assassin
Pop / Powerpop / Rock

"Mechanical Rights Now!"

Chicago, Illinois
United States

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Last Login:  12/4/2008
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Member Since10/9/2004
Band Websiteandroidassassin.net
Band MembersVersion 2.1 still available in decorator colors; brushed aluminum, chrome, butterscotch, robin's egg blue, and swiss coffee. Version 3.1 available in pastey only
InfluencesIn no particular order; DEVO, The Beach Boys, Elliott Smith, Squeeze, XTC, The Police, The Stranglers, Madness, Suzanne Vega, David and David, Tears for Fears, The English Beat, The Buggles, ELO, Oingo Boingo, Genesis, Tom Waits, Gary Numan, et al.
Sounds LikeNon-Explicit Sexual Touching
Record LabelBunkCo. Artists
Type of LabelMajor



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Top scientists working in the field of artificial intelligence have brought us the next link in the de-evolutionary chain; Android Assassin. After falling out of use at the close of the cold war, these units were retrofitted for the now profitable music industry. Using the known mathmatical relationships in music theory and a tumid (if not verbose) lexicon, the assassin creates truly unique and highly complex creations. The Version 3.1 skeletal covering is a painstaking recreation (courtesy of the Bradford Exchange) of legendary PopGenius Arkady. Order yours today!

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Sid Pink





Dec 4 2008 2:43 PM

I wasn't convinced you were telling the truth with the first note... Now I realize you are the Real Deal.

Had any of the Cylon Raiders there ever glimpsed the mythical and evasive vagina?
Sid Pink





Nov 24 2008 8:33 PM

Someone fired up The Beefer again...
Whiskey Blonde





Nov 11 2008 3:56 PM

Photobucket
Philo Betto





Oct 24 2008 7:51 PM

Photobucket
What are the politics of depression?
ggirl





Oct 9 2008 1:10 AM

You should come visit sometime. We can experience some Death in the Afternoon, Hemingway style. I think you would enjoy that, no?

x0x0
MELOVINE (New York Street Team)





Oct 2 2008 5:04 PM

have you taken your Melovine today?
Take one song by ear several times daily as directed by your dr.
Stay blistered,
-Melovine (NYST)
Sid Pink





Sep 27 2008 9:57 AM

Life Hurts.
Death is Overrated.

...and all we ever had was the *fiction* betwixt.


DAMN!!!
OSKA-R-AKSO





Sep 23 2008 5:53 PM

ALBUM????? man come out with it im fiending for Mr.
in between and beautiful brain!
Sid Pink





Sep 16 2008 5:56 PM

So.
Dead, eh?

*sigh*

Drowned out? Or drowned from the inside?
Sid Pink





Aug 30 2008 10:50 AM

here's the 'former-partner-super-fan-jewish-mother-worrywart check-in'.

I assume you are alive, and still ignoring my texts.
OK!POWERPOP





Aug 27 2008 7:03 AM

Melodic Hardcore, Emotional Hard-core and Punk Rock
have gained a lot of popularity and are now largely
accepted in Japan, so next should be Power pop!

”OK!POWERPOP2”


1,365YEN(13USD)(XQER-1005) 
27th AUGUST IN STORES
Pat Aeby





Aug 24 2008 8:54 PM

this is one is for ya!!! I'm sure you will like it! JOBS ONLINE YEAH!! musicians, singers, engineers, touring techs, speakers, DJ's, MC's, beatmasters!!! Join us and FIND JOBS... do remote sessions via FTP etc... www. mymusicsession. com
wendy





Jul 22 2008 9:10 PM

im happy to be your friend....:>))))

wendy
DriNkin in BeDfoRd





Jul 14 2008 6:05 PM




Sixtwentysix





Jun 24 2008 5:59 AM

You're like Dr. Dre... except white and more robotic.
Sixtwentysix





Jun 21 2008 10:00 PM

Where the shit have you been?
popup-records / onomato pop





May 30 2008 10:26 AM

Hi friends,

allow us to inform you that the second album of our finnish pop sensation Lodger "How Vulgar" is released by onomato pop/ cargo today. In view of the occasion everyone of you can download the new Lodger song "Floozy With An Uzi" from our myspace player in the next 24 hours. We hope you enjoy it as much as we do. So stop by and leave us a comment !!!

Cheers,

your popup/onomato pop team
Sid Pink





May 8 2008 4:31 PM

So?
Dead?
The Donnybrook Writing Academy





May 5 2008 8:17 PM


"
Sid Pink





Apr 3 2008 3:09 PM

Still alive, Ol' Bean?
OSKA-R-AKSO





Mar 29 2008 8:49 AM

honestly wheres beautiful brain at? lol maybe im asking for too much! hahaha seriously your music is BADASS!
OSKA-R-AKSO





Mar 29 2008 8:36 AM

WHERE'S THE CD!? come on man i'm loving it ill be your agent if need be lol! IM YOUR NUMBER 1 FAN lol so come on guy dont give it up!
Checker's Records Collective





Mar 12 2008 5:08 AM

Don't be a stranger, doodlebop!
Sixtwentysix





Feb 28 2008 9:06 AM

Alter-ego came just on shuffle, so awesome.

Everyone needs arch enemies...
Sid Pink





Feb 23 2008 2:54 AM

More from the Shut-In Show, si vous plait...
Sixtwentysix





Feb 15 2008 2:47 PM

"what goes in the hole goes out the hole...

Seeeyaaa seeeeya tomorrow.... for your health"
Sixtwentysix





Feb 14 2008 7:30 AM

FUGITIV





Feb 11 2008 8:47 PM

Would love to know if you like what you see and hear...
...much <3
Sid Pink





Feb 9 2008 11:16 AM

sorry - quick question because I'm pretty bad with math:

What does "fuck you for being a pop genius" plus "bite me for being a comedic all-star" times "burn in hell for ignoring me" come out to?

thanks.
OSKA-R-AKSO





Jan 28 2008 10:29 PM

whens the cd coming out !
Illusions In Sound





Jan 25 2008 10:06 AM



Visit http://www.IllusionsInSound.com for contest rules and prize information.

Sid Pink





Jan 24 2008 4:06 PM

A treasure; a keeper; an elbow-deeper.

Do you receive text messages?
Sid Pink





Jan 20 2008 7:25 PM

Photobucket
I saw that movie you were in - and enjoyed it.
Why none of your music on the soundtrack, tho?
MR. RICHARD


Is Online


Jan 18 2008 4:20 PM



'JUST STOPPED BY TO SAY HEY & ALWAYS "THANX" FOR THE ADD.
GREAT RESPECTS FOR YOUR WORK...

ROCK ON!

MR. RICHARD
Large Marge's Philly Cheesesteaks





Jan 13 2008 11:44 PM


....
www.flamingpoosauce.com
ggirl





Dec 25 2007 3:37 AM

Whatever you decorate this year, I hope you have a fantastic time.

Miss ya tons.

x0x0
Sid Pink





Dec 23 2007 8:33 PM

Do they have Christmas in Chicago? Or even the Moon?

What ever happened to the good old days?

Oh, yeah.
They were the bad old days.
Anthony Dini





Nov 10 2007 4:11 PM

Hey guys, thanks for the add. Your songs are awesome! I love those rich harmonies.

-Tony
OK!POWERPOP





Nov 3 2007 4:51 AM

Hello!
Thanks for the request!!

POWERPOP WORLD will be taking the world by storm!
love from Japan

OK!POWERPOP 2007.10.31 IN STORES

powered by Powerpop Academy
ggirl





Oct 30 2007 1:56 AM

You,sir, are a true genius. Don't worry about Sid's divorce threats. Remember, there are plenty of other fish...or piranha in the ocean.

x0x0
Sid Pink





Oct 26 2007 10:54 PM

I want a divorce.

Another one.

This time, from you.
Lisa





Oct 23 2007 4:26 PM

Mistress





Oct 16 2007 4:24 AM

is ther eanyway to get your song .. King Friday?
OSKA-R-AKSO