I havent taken both Vivian's and we are on hiatus in Fiji....collecting the water so that we can sell it in square shaped bottles for $5 a bottle. that's where they are.
Ms. And Vivian Beaumont,
I just wanted to let you know I listened to yours and the very dear Ms. Beaumont's last podcast last eve, and I must say, I was chuckling quite heartily. As a matter of fact, I laughed so hard I tinkled in my lady-like cottony briefs. Thank you for the soiling of my unders.
I am looking for a good selection of deaf servants; could you please forward me the details of your breeder?
Or, if you happen to have any spare ones hanging around that you could possibly do without and are willing to travel via a large crate to England, please contact me.
Once again I thoroughly enjoyed your podcast with Miss Vivian Beaumont.
Good day Ms. Beaumont! I was delighted to hear that you and your good friend Ms. Beaumont are trying to rekindle the spirit of all that is posh on the other side of the Atlantic, much as I am trying to do for my fellow Brits. However, they are most stuck in their ways and I, as a beachball, am not having much luck converting them (especially in the North). I shall prescribe your podcast to them, and suggest that they listen to it repeatedly until they learn to request brandy rather than cheap, cheap larger.
Listen here, you flatulent old hussy... I have a surprise for you, and said surprise may take a small bit of time. So calm down, and wait. Or I'll send Juanriguez over to smash your new hip.
I'm so proud to be one of your friends; your podcasts with Miss Vivian Beaumont have been of great inspiration and one day I hope to be just like your well-bred self.
I do have a little quandry for you and it's about etiquette...
What is the proper way to deal with someone who has gotten you a gift that you didn't expect, and you aren't prepared to reciprocate?
Maybe you don't like them or perhaps your stalker has sent you dead animals in the post...again.
Should one feel embarassed and end up giving them something that has been sitting in your house for months?
Say a dusty bit of old pot pourri that's been sat in the servants' toilets since the late 80s; or in the case of an emergency, a piece of quiche that may have been responsible for that recent incident of food poisoning.
Should you, in fact, merely smile sweetly, wish them a good day and move house?
I am completely confused. Please, I really need some advice.
Much thanks in advance.
X
P.S. Please, ignore my new look....it's probably just a phase.
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