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Andy Christ
Screenwriter / Cinematographer / Animator
Andy Christ 20TH CENTURY FOX OWNS THIS WHOLE WEBSITE

Male
31 years old
Burnsville projects..., MN
United States



Last Login: 11/28/2009
Mood: ecstatic Mood Image
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Websitemedia2017.com
Influencesjohn watters, stanley kubrick, david lynch, andy warhol, coen bros, harmony korine, marc levin
Directorskubrick or me when i make weird movies youll never see you fucking perverts.
Awardsmy doctors lace me nice.
Festivalsi think a few. we get shown on new york public telivision.
Professional Affiliationsmedia2017, minnesota handicapped freemasons, radioactive program brainwashing syndicates, massive christian churches (back up off bitch) the illuminati, and my dad. remember he died just so you can be a junkie or cheat on your wife.

    Andy Christ's Interests
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KEVA ROSENBERG - THE TRUE STAR OF ROBOCOP (1987) AS HE HAS AN AMAZING PHILOSOPHY ON LIFE ITSELF...






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THE COSMOS IS ALIVE, LET THE PROOF BE ALL COINCIDENCE THAT ARRIVES UPON OUR LIVES THAT WE MAY FIND AS TRIVIAL, OR AS SERIOUS AS THE DESTINY YOU ARE IN FEAR TO QUESTION. I HAVE NO VALUE ABOVE OR BELOW YOURSELF, I AM SIMPLY A MAN GIVEN THE TOOLS TO QUESTION THE REALITY THAT SHADOW UPON OUR TRIVIAL ACCEPT .

THANK YOU FROM MYSELF,

AND THINK FOR THYSELF.

ANDY CHRIST.

GALACTIC CENTER IS ON THE HORIZON.




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HERE'S SOME QUOTES..

"Man is a very odd creature. And to have arisen in a million years from the chipping of flint to launching of the space shuttle and the hurling of instruments out of the solar system, it seems preposterous to maintain that the forces and facts of nature as we know them could have allowed us to do what we are doing. Instead, I take a very premodern view: we are in league with the demiurge. We are the children of a force that we can barely imagine." -Terence McKenna

"Terrorism is the war of the poor. War is the terrorism of the rich." - Leon Uris

"Do not pay attention to the 'world events', they are all orchestrated to make you pay attention to them. The struggle you should pay attention to is on a personal level." The Insider

"He is enlightened, liberated, who sees all things as One - Unseparated." -Angelus Silesius

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else, you are the one who gets burned." -Buddha

"The aim of education is the condition of suspended judgment on everything." - George Santayana

"Learning to un-learn to learn, for me, best describes the process of learning the discipline theoretically (verbally) and organismically." - M. Kendig

"Teaching and learning that lead to no significant change in behavior are practically worthless." - Irving Lee

"There are two ways to slide easily through life: Namely, to believe everything, or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking." - Alfred Korzybski

"A person does what he does because he sees the world as he sees it." - Alfred Korzybski

"You can't step into the same river twice." - Heraclitus

"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." - Albert Einstein

"We see the world as 'we' are, not as 'it' is; because it is the "I" behind the 'eye' that does the seeing." - Anais Nin

"All our knowledge has its origins in our perceptions." - Leonardo da Vinci

"The colors of the grass. The shadows on the floor. The precious things that she had no time for." - Pinback

"Who rules our symbols, rules us." - Alfred Korzybski

"How could youths better learn to live than by at once trying the experiment of living?" - Henry David Thoreau

"Wether you think you can or can't, either way you are right." - Henry Ford

"Each person comes into this world with a specific destiny - he has something to fulfill, some message has to be delivered, some work has to be completed. You are not here accidentally - you are here meaningfully. There is a purpose behind you. The whole intends to do something through you." - Osho

"The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don't know anything about." - Wayne Dyer

"Conflict cannot survive without your participation." - Wayne Dyer

"In Gordiano Bruno's day the 3 terms were divided up differently, you had science and mysticism on one side, and religion on the other side. Science and mysticism are alike in their struggle against religion. They were both based on experience and respect for the individual. The idea of science and mysticism was go out and discover for yourself. Find out what works, find out how the universe is actually structured and how you relate to the structure of the universe. And so there were basically 2 areas of scientific exploration, the external and the internal. But they were both pursued by the same method, the experimental method." - Robert Anton Wilson








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i am not exactly a leader, well, maybe i am, i guess i always have been whenever ive needed to be, but it not important or regardless, that is what i try and do not try to be. i simply know what i dont know lets put it that way. i will say however, that we are being led into pandoras box with no answers at all about anything about any nature whatsoever. i want all of us to stand up against everything weve ever been told, as it is just simply a world of lies. this is never acceptable ever. we need answers to know whats hidden. remember that there are no secret societies, just a society full of secrets, a freemason told me that. just trust in me and know that i will never never never lie to you or anyone, we must remain loyal amongst ourselves in order to retain order and to be loyal to everyone involved. trust is a priceless virtue that we all need to uphold, after all, all we truly have is our word. our word is our bond. really, were being fucked into obliteration right now, time is running short, we all need to chain together and network so we can see the unseen truth. these resources we have will be taken away in time, soon in my honest opinion. so we must utilize it as much as possible so we can stay sovereign. please join in, and sign up. we are all one entity, lets throw away any difference, and look beyond tomorrow, not just for once, for forever. its fucking war motherfuckers.


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HERES MY LITTLE CONSPIRACY VIDEO JUKEBOX FOR FREE.. ALL YOU SHEEPLE






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JESUS CRISIS..






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I am a Subculture Messiah in the purest form.



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I AM A PERFECT SUN LIVING HEAVENLY IN THE GOD HOUR, BUILDING IS WHAT HAS MADE ME A MAN, I AM ORIGINAL MAN THAT IS ASIATIC,
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I DON'T WANT SOLOMON'S RICHES, I JUST WANT TO BUILD AND LEARN AS MUCH ABOUT ALLAH, THE GODS, AND THE EARTHS, AND THE YOUNG, GROWING UP IN THE STREETS LIVING LIKE 36 AT 14.
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PEACE TO MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD.
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PEACE TO ALL THE NATION OF GODS AND EARTHS.
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just to let you know, the world is run by white men at the top of all the forms of industry and banks that trace back to illuminati bloodlines from babylon and beyond, that can shapeshift into reptilian-like figures from the 5th dimension, also are involved in strange blood drinking druidic and paganistic rituals and ceremonies with child abuse and sacrifice.




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TERROR ALERT IS AT...


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*ORANGE* FOR NOW.


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DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY. DO NOT SUPPORT ANY TERRORISM. CORPORATE AMERICA LOVES AND NEEDS YOU TO CONTINUE IN SUPPORTING THEIR CAPATIALISM AND CONSUMPTION. DO NOT BE A CRIMINAL OR PARTICIPATE IN ANY CRIMINAL OR TERRORIST ACTIVITIES EVER. BE A GOOD AND RESPECTABLE CITIZEN AND FOLLOW THE LAWS AND RULES AS THEY ARE SEEN FIT.


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I WAS ON TV YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS

I am also a very successful artist , so, I am always down to collaborate or do projects with other artists or anyone that needs some work that I can do, or help with, give me a holler...

I was featured on a vh1 show called "totally obsessed" that attempted to exploit my hobby of collecting sneakers. they are bitches and thats my claim to shame so far. they took it off youtubes site due to some fucking copyright bullshit, but it was all about me anyways, so what the fuck? its here on my myspace if you wanna see a fake edited like crazy version of me from a few years back.

Anyways, I am a co-founding member of of MEDIA2017 NETWORKS, minnesotas finest premiere art co-op, we have been making amazing underground movies, paintings, scribes, split opinions, basically its just awakening the sleepless sheep in all different aspects of art and life since 2001. we run hard ass shameless game, and since were expanding so fast, were looking for new talented artists to help and interact with new videos art, poetry, expression, etc. so contact us!! i really have started to lose alot of interest in life generally, boredom, addiction, nikes, man, i need an escape...i have hundreds of sneakers, $100 t shirts and too much gear, i feel like such an asshole and brainwashed ego-focused idiot. ugh, im selling it all soon. help me..



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I am in love with the most precious and important woman alive, My Wife Lenor Christ. I have the most incredible woman beside me for this journey of eternity, Lenor blesses me with everything I specifically need, Lenor is so many things, here is just a few of them towards me alone, Lenor is so adoring, passionate, caring, patient, nurturing, supportive, devoted, engaging, intellectual, inquisitive, demanding, challenging, gentle, humble, respectful, teaching, mindful, listening, co-dependent, in the most amazing way to use that term, and that's just a few.. Remember that. Also, that is not to mention her eloquence, amazing and classic beauty that can capture a soul with a glance. ( I forget where I am a lot just looking into her eyes ) She is truly the most beautiful human ever created, and that's not even speaking of her magnificent soul, spirit, abilities, and her capabilities... And I even left out our compatibilities and shared common interests...


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I bet i kill myself before the years over. I fucking love my life, love you guys!!!

someone please shoot me in the head.

please.

I am kidding, no matter how heartbreaking that may be for my adversaries, jealous rivals, and haters of myself out there...



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EXODUST.


GHOSTFACE & RAEKWON X CRIMINOLOGY X THE DEAL ( LIVE)




GHOSTFACE KILLAH FEATURING JADAKISS "RUN" 2004- DEF JAM


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RUN.... COPS GOT GUNS....
GO BREAK THE BANK AND BUY THE GAWD DAMN DOLL DUNN.





GHO$TFACE KILLAH SPEAKING TO THE MYSPACE FAM. YOU BETTER BE PAYING FOR THAT CD FOOL..


Ghostface Killah for Dove Soap



“The best soap from the heavens above nigga, that’s Dove.”

Having a White Friend is like keeping a Pet Snake, if it Bites you its Your Fault.
Music
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EVERYTHING YOU USED TO LIKE BEFORE IT GOT COOL.
Movieswww.andy-christ.com
Television
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ME ON VH1'S "TOTALLY OBSESSED" WHERE THEY COMPLETELY STOLE MY ESSENCE AND MAKE ME NIKELODEON AND CHILDISH. I WAS ON SO MANY DRUGS, THEY WERE PISSED, BUT I BLACKMAILED THEM AND GOT PAID AT LEAST SO WHO REALLY GIVES A FUCK?

i love sneakers, when i was young i never had shit, now im a grown man with over 250 pairs, i wear a sz 12, and i am always down to buy-trade-sell as i love making my collection as colorful as possible. i also customize and design many pairs that i own and have owned, get at me if youre interested in any business...
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KEVIN GARNETT, THE HEART OF A TRUE CHAMPION....




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SHEEK LOUCH - GOOD LOVE..


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D-BLOCK BABY!!!!




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BLACK FRANCIS TALKING MAD SHIT ON DUTCH TV.




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AND ON CANADIAN TV.




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AND AGAIN ON CANADIAN TV.


BooksCULTS FOR DUMMIES
HeroesTHE DIVINE ARCHITECT...
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Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:South Minneapolis
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:amazing artist / cult leader / improv actor

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20TH CENTURY FOX OWNS AND CONTROLS THIS WEBSITE, ALL OF OUR INFORMATION, BELIEFS, LIKES, DISLIKES, TASTES, AND ANYTHING IN BETWEEN...


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JUST REMEMBER WHOS WATCHING YOU, TRY WATCHING THE WATCHERS...


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hi my name is Andy, and I'm sorry if I've done anything to cause you suffering... or any suffering in any way....


IF LIVING IS SIN, THEN IM HOLDING MY BREATH...
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LOVE IS LENOR.

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ANDY HAS THAT ILL SHIT PLAYLIST FOR YOUR DOME...


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WELCOME TO YOUR FUTURE..




BE AND DONT DO


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THE LIFE DIDNT LEAVE ME, I LEFT THE LIFE.


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THE COUP FEATURING SILK-E "BABY LETS HAVE A BABY BEFORE BUSH DO SOMETHING CRAZY...





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PEACE TO MAN WOMAN AND CHILD...


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ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN...


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COSMOGENISIS..


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Duty often requires sacrifice, sometimes the supreme sacrifice..

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WATCH THE WATCHERS WATCHING YOU, IT WILL GET WORSE, I REGRETFULLY PROMISE....




WHY WONT COMMERCE AND CORPORATE REIGN (MONEY AND LABOR) BE TRUTHFULLY ADMITTED TO BE GOD AND GOVERNMENT?

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THE DEATH OF HABEAS CORPUS, DOES THAT MEAN THAT WE ARE IN MARTIAL LAW??




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BILL CLINTON ADMITTING MIND CONTROL IN THE USA.

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Katch One



Nov 28 2009 5:35 PM

got any examples of work you did that you wanted on a skate?
ILL

ILL



Nov 24 2009 1:02 PM

History proves it again and again,
time wounds all Laws
and a hundred years is all it takes.

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Today for all its undeniable beauty, Thelema is uaually
just another excuse to let tyranny, greed and murder
run unchecked in this fallen society of Might Makes Right.

Personal liberty is a sacrosanct Law, but the greatest threat
to any freedom loving people.are power-hungry dictators.
All it takes to sink a ship is one loose cannon, Hitler or Stalin
and we've got thousands of them storming across our deck.
Well the tides are rising and the sea is coming in.
Let's put down the book and clean up the mess.
Down with the mighty! Power to the humble!
Long live the little flowers!
Short lived the reign of terror!
A world with no Justice is a world with no future.

I'm serious this time.
The courts are listening but time is short.
The fate of our nation is in your hands.
What are you gonna do about it?
Deej

Deej



Nov 24 2009 3:17 PM

synchromystic fight club  i think i kno we know each other 
ILL

ILL



Nov 25 2009 1:54 PM



THANK YOU SO MUCH, MY FRIENDS
YOU ARE ALL SO HEROIC!

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I woke up with joy and love in my heart for the first time in an age.
20 minutes later, as usual, someone pummeled it out of me.
I still don't know what they did after that but my heart isn't supposed to be like this.
Neither is the world, but if we don't bring some good old fashioned
Fear of Doom, Love of Justice and Accountability for All to this nation,
we are all pretty much gonna be doomed.
CYBERTRYBE www.twitter.com/cybertrybe

CYBERTRYBE www.twitter.com/cybertrybe



Nov 25 2009 5:23 PM

Thank you for being our friend!





CYBERTRYBE
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Nostalgic Jack

Nostalgic Jack



Nov 26 2009 8:18 AM

Happy Thanksgiving Pictures, Images and Photos
Renee

Renee



Nov 23 2009 9:07 PM

Happy Holidays


GO TO LUSTYPROFILES.COM
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Deej

Deej



Nov 23 2009 6:52 PM

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Idle Hands

Idle Hands



Nov 23 2009 7:56 PM


Ice Capades Aquaman Salutes You

Myspace blocks blogspot links, so copy the address and come visit! http://idlehands1.blogspot.com/
ARI Films

ARI Films



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Nostalgic Jack

Nostalgic Jack



Nov 22 2009 7:27 PM

YNotMyDream

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Nov 19 2009 5:24 PM

BTS Promo

Monday November 23rd will be the release day for "Beneath The Surface". YNotMyDream.blogspot.com is bringing you a brand new mixtape with never before heard material. You will be getting music from all over the place. I have teamed up with several different artists such as Love Jones, Add-2, El Prez, The Kid Daytona, XV, K. Sparks & many more to put this tape together. Be sure to visit YNotMyDream.blogspot.com on Monday November 23rd for the complete mixtape download. Until then I will leave you with three songs from the project and a bonus track YNMD released last night. Just hit the links below for the downloads.

Add-2 Feat. Franco De Leon - How Can I

Thr33zy Mcfly - Gone In 60 Seconds

The ILLZ - Faded

*BONUS

XV - Nevermind (Prod. Seven)
Nostalgic Jack

Nostalgic Jack



Nov 15 2009 1:08 AM

http://gralienreport.com/science-and-technology/something-may-come-through-large-hadron-collider-portal/
2econd class citizen

2econd class citizen



Nov 15 2009 7:59 PM

Hi,
my debut album is out now on Equinox Records. If you get a minute check out some tracks in my player...
Thanks!
David

David



Nov 17 2009 6:40 AM

"After the Fall" is NOW available on itunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/shaolin-temple-boom/id183441715?uo=6



Also join us on http://www.facebook.com/shaolintempleofboom and http://www.twitter.com/sto_boom
ILL

ILL



Nov 17 2009 7:57 AM


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Oh... and Mind Control.
It's also true in mind control.
GREEDY GENIU$

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Nov 13 2009 4:27 PM


Protoman

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Nov 12 2009 9:44 PM


My girlfriend is really pissed about this picture. Guess which one she is?



Here is two more cool songs. You guys are getting way too much free stuff.

"Natural"
DEADSTOCK KICKS - YA ONE STOP SNEAKER SHOP

Deadstock Ric'



Nov 11 2009 10:00 PM

HEY WASS UP !!

WE GOT NEW MUSIC FOR YA

PLEASE TAKE 5 MINS TO DOWNLOAD THE NEW ALBUM FROM CAUSE ' I AM US '

SHARE THE LINK WITH YA FRIENDS !

YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED !!

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DOWNLOAD LINK :
http://www.djbooth.net/index/mixtapes/entry/cause-i-am-us


- DSK
glen

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Nov 11 2009 4:10 PM

Hope you don't mind me shamelessly promoting our first feature film which will be out early next year.It's called 'The Limelight' and it follows the plight of a struggling comedy.A dark,dark,comedy.
Hope things are good in your world and many thanks for your support.
G

Nostalgic Jack

Nostalgic Jack



Nov 8 2009 5:59 AM

I would really like to exchange  ideas about Synchromysticism and keep in touch with ya. I know I have some questions and comments about it.

ILL

ILL



Nov 8 2009 7:17 PM

I'm in the process of reinventing myself
and preparing for another suicidal gravedigging expedition,
but I should be back with everybody real soon.

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Oh, and apparently there is still some justice in the league.
Both tyrants have been banished, the Tomorrow Machine has been recovered,
and I even got my sidekicks back.
As for my superpowers... Who am I kidding?
I'm just a little lizard. What superpowers?
Nostalgic Jack

Nostalgic Jack



Nov 8 2009 4:35 AM

Hey friend, 
I read your status. I think that's fantastic you've discovered synchromysticism. I totally dig it. I read Chris Knowles' Secret Sun and Jake Kotze's The Blob and then Celtic Rebel. How about you?


-Jack 
David

David



Nov 8 2009 3:05 AM


Hello, how have you been? Just uploaded 2 new tracks you should check out below!
Purchase "After the Fall" here http://www.amazon.com/After-the-Fall/dp/B002UV8MIE or at http://www.fixtstore.com/product/5922/Shaolin-Temple-of-BooM---After-the-Fall-(MP3-Single)

After the Fall by shaolintempleofboom
Purchase "Relentless Fixation" here http://www.amazon.com/Relentless-Fixation/dp/B002UXM4VS
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