Andy
andy carlson
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I may have been born yesterday, but I wasn't born last night.
Male
28 years old
NEW YORK, New York
United States
Last Login: 10/25/2009
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Andy 's Interests
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| General | sour candy is number one. inhaling my unconscious, dancing, dancing, dancing, kissing stuff, rain, snow and the coming winter, lifting weights (brain weights), talking english, bike riding, riding scooters inside art galleries (this was only once, anyone have any offers?) austin texas, some of europe, jokes, affection but not the religious kind, romantic affection, gay jake my roommate, women's deodorant, post its, pads and notebooks, drunk weekend guys who yell outside my window, leaflets that say "want computer experience", the midwest and the potential of driving through it, scotch tape, homeless kids (who are healthy), bathtubs, cats with attitude, flourescent colored tshirts, and little plastic indians and soldiers (the indians are pink, or i should say the savages are pink, and the soldiers are army green). | | Music | my rap lyrics, banjos that wake me up, trumpets in heaven, the flute during the civil war, tribal drums (not like trance drums guys, i'm talking rwanda), spoons and forks, tapping feet, cat meows under my door, rain drops and thunder, slamming doors, humming women, barking dogs, and most of all - laughing - all the different kinds of laughing, chinese laughing, teenage girl laughing, old man laughing, gay laughs, smart laughs, pseudo intelligent laughs, smart ass laughs, mock laughing, heart laughing, silent laughing, inside voice laughing, my laughing and this other voice of laughing that i've been listening to for way too long and lastly my little sister's laughs. | | Television | brown, white, yellow, big, flat, small, static, bent antenna, aluminum foil antenna, wire hanger met with some open wire hangers attached to more aluminum foil when held just at the right angle gets the picture quality to come in best, andy kaufman tv, not at the dinner table tv, funny tv, hbo, jakes german silent film tv, cuddling tv, dancing intstruction tv, aerobics tv, real news which is fake tv, watching the guys who watch tv football (its hilarious), tv in the winter, and most of all - the tv which is off. | | Books | oh me? oh i only like walt whitman by a warm fire, two glasses of the reddest wine and my best companion and also feline cat, appropriately dubbed, woolf, virginia woolf. joyous. | | Heroes | conscious
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Andy 's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | long beach | | Body type: | 6' 2" | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | In college |
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Andy 's Schools
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New York University
New York, NY
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Dramatic Writing and Film & Television
Minor: English and American Literature
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Andy 's Companies
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I Heart Andy Carlson
New York , NY US
iheartandycarlson.blogspot.com
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Kamisol
Stockholm, SE / New York, , NY US
www.kamisol.com
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About me:
I have some pictures of which I feel should be best described, or only described as vainglorious. As this is a viral side effect of myspace, I felt it best to medicate by also putting up pictures of narcissistic women that I would marry.
Also, I write on my forearm, usually on Monday. It's probably not poetry even though my grandma believes so. After a few days of showers certain gaps in the lines appear, or words are washed away so to speak. This is equal to burning a letter except it is a word. Then I fill the blanks in with new words. I feel sorry for the old words, however they weren't strong enough. I wish I was ambidextrous so that I could utilize the space on my left arm, however I will just have to work for it.
Next my question in life is that "why do people jump in the shower?" never have I once physically jumped in the shower, however I've told people that "I'm going to jump in the shower" hundreds of times. I guess you could say this particular passage is my bohemian, obscure, quirky myspace entry. I feel like people abuse banality. I make love to it.
Furthermore in my continued triumph of will, Iam going to alphabetize my top eight. So if you're name starts with A-C you're really really lucky. Just like in 5th grade when the teacher would start presentations alphabetically, unless you got one of those liberal educators which started from the letter Z to catch everyone off guard. naaa, I'll just put up my sister and some other people that make me laugh.
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Who I'd like to meet:
the rest of my brain which seems to rhyme in iambic meter right when i start dreaming, someone else, other people, mostly bonobo apes who make love for fun, girls who can make me laugh, Shakespeare, Avedon, Billy Wilder, the funniest woman on the planet and the God of the Jews, Jurgen Teller, Gillian Wearing, and Diane Arbus, but probably not cause she died ....
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