Jo Jo and Tanzi, Vivian Stanshall, Frank Zappa, David Nobbs (author of Reginald Iolanthe Perrin, 'the rise and fall of'....), Jerome K Jerome, Dudley Moore, Peter Cook. Dom Joly, Tim Hardin, Rex Baxter, Paul and Pauline Calf, Eric Olthwaite, Eric Idle, Micheal Palin, John Cleese, Alfred Hitchcock, Mel Brooks. Borat and my auntie Betty.
My name is Andy, I am a hyperactive 97 year old. but very good fun to be with. But as My mate Chris used to say this usually involves health and safety ......
Well anyway............ I have got a new my new 4 track CD FOURPLAY which you can buy from my shop on ebay
Also I have a new compilation of unreleased rarities lost demos and solo singles 1967- 2006, (16 tracks in all) titled CORNFLAKE ZOO. Released on Voiceprint www.voiceprint.co.uk ..............................................................................
He shot across the stage, somersaulted over the heads of the assembled bouncers, landed in the audience and with a pillow full of feathers in one hand started running. Twelve thousand Germans went berserk. Chris smashed into the drums, Marc and John thundered out the beginning of Jagged Time Lapse, from the giant wall of Jordan amplifiers.
Feathers hung over the Massahalle like a pall of smoke.
Finally making back to the stage after fighting his way through the audience, Andy grabbed the mike and the sound of his voice roused the audience into a cheer the power of which couldnt have been heard since the Hitler youth rallies of the thirties.
By now the entire audience had embarked upon an orgy of destruction. The place was wildly dangerous. John and Andy fought, rolling in feathers and blood, ripping what was left of each others clothes.
Then the riot police arrived, they came in at the back of the stadium and started to fight their way through thousands of demented youths. As the violence erupted onstage, I managed to drag Andy, covered in blood and shredded clothes, out of a side door to the stage, whilst screaming to the others to get off.
Total madness ensued as the rest of the band tried desperately to leave the stage.
Suddenly we were in the car park and running for our lives. Fire engines were arriving as we leapt into the Bentley. Looking up as we spun round we could see the hoses turned into the upper broken windows, as chairs rained out.
Without looking back I was soon on the Autobahn, set the speed at a steady one hundred and headed for Munich.
Taken from the book You dont have to say you love me by Simon Napier bell............
Contact Andy at www.johnschildren@googlemail.com
CORNFLAKE ZOO. Released on Voiceprint www.voiceprint.co.uk
RADIO STARS, 'SONGS FOR SWINGING LOVERS' 'HOLIDAY ALBUM' and 'SOMEWHERE THERE'S A PLACE FOR US' all available on Ace records
www.acerecords.co.uk
The COMPLETE JOHN'S CHILDREN on Voiceprint.
Hey friend remember us we would like to think you because wit out you we couldn't of gotten so far, we started this account 3years ago and we never would expect to go so far wit the band
I'll be at The Standard doing the merch' stall for you mate. So get those CD's ready for me !! Did you say they were selling Cluster Bombs in Walthamstow ?
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