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Andy Heald: Living Person
Stand-Up / Black / Redneck/Country
"MAH NAH MUH NAH!"

Male
21 years old
AUSTIN, Texas
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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   Andy Heald: Living Person's Comedian Bio
Biotwo years in. learning lots. loving all

    Andy Heald: Living Person's Interests
Generalcomedy, goin to the movin pictures, global reform my sisters drama even though it offends me
Musicaesop rock, busdriver, mc chris, animal collective, rusted root, beck, beastie boys, dangerdoom, dream theater, radiohead, postal service, the faint, opeth, sect of execration, canibal corpse, gwar, the flaming lips, david bowie
Moviesbeing john malkovich, boondock saints, requiem for a dream, pi, of mice and men, agatha, grandmas boy, the fountain, eternal sunshine, garden state, get rich or die trying, full clip, king mitas, transformers, robin hood (disney, werd), heman and the masters of the universe, terror tunes, eulogy, green street hooligans, attack of the killer tomatoes, attack of the sixty foot centerfold, every movie with christopher walken, except deer hunter, a very long engagement, ghostbusters I and II, downfall, slither, feast, emma may/black sistas revenge, in fact, all soul cinema movies, and any movie with talking animals
Televisioncolbert report, daily show, animal planet, wonder showzen, history channel, aqua teen hunger force, sealab 2021, south park, heros, law and freakin order, mr. show
Booksthe doors of perception, heaven and hell, curious incident of the dog in the night time, just checking, bunny bunny, power of now, the art of war, me talk pretty one day, lotr, REAL ULTIMATE POWER, MAUS, john locke's ideas are fun, and yes, harry potter. fucking deal with it.
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     Andy Heald: Living Person's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:pflugerville
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Income:$250,000 and Higher


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Jul 17 2008 9:30P
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Jul 19 2008 9:30P
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   Andy Heald: Living Person's Blurbs
About me:
My name is Andy Heald

I like to talk with a lot of people I live off a very low income melikes drinks singin dancing bars that look trashy homebrew swimming thank god its that time again scrabble jumble puzzles in general AIM me: cstxguy
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Creepy Cassie69::Graverobber::





Jul 9 2008 1:11 PM

lol what?
i dont get it
Creepy Cassie69::Graverobber::





Jul 8 2008 6:53 PM

im cassie
Jasmin Nicole♥





Jun 29 2008 1:58 PM

i would but i never feel like doing anything but laying around and leavin my house would interfere in that. haha.
Jasmin Nicole♥





Jun 29 2008 10:25 AM

yeah well dont have too much fun haha. theres nothing to do in this town.
Jasmin Nicole♥





Jun 28 2008 5:32 PM

just bein a lazy ass you know how it goes
Jasmin Nicole♥





Jun 28 2008 5:03 PM

hey sweetheart im okay how have you been?
Punchline





Jun 19 2008 3:34 PM

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Jun 12 2008 1:08 PM

I just ate a bowl of cereal now jamming erasure thinking about you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!congrats on the new phone

323-377-8388
bixbot





Jun 10 2008 6:46 PM

I'm so there, and not wearing camo
Steve Cox





Jun 10 2008 4:58 PM

Andy, thanks for the beers, but I think we should just stay friends.
We can still hang out and stuff though!
~*Audra*~





Jun 7 2008 8:59 AM

omg Andy. how did you know?! of course you're the lovely young lady! duh.
;)
Jay LaFarr





Jun 6 2008 7:19 PM

Hope things are good
bixbot





May 30 2008 2:42 PM

wtf dude, why can't I message you without thousands of captchas? those things make me feel dyslexic.
bixbot





May 25 2008 1:34 PM

ps.
pflugervillesingles. com

eh? eh?
bixbot





May 25 2008 1:33 PM

thanks dude,
the encouragement helps.
but if I need it, would you help me bury a body ..or a hundred?
Robert Jordan Hunt


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May 23 2008 8:17 PM

definitely nerf guns, they even come with clips!
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May 23 2008 1:55 PM

hey thanks for helping me out last night, much appreciated!
~*Audra*~





May 22 2008 10:06 AM

lol well you know..
I would love to come down and talk to Texas in person and get this all straightened out, but I'm extrememly lacking in funds right now lol.
so it might be awhile unfortunately
JOE STAATS the 1st





May 20 2008 2:05 PM

I promise to offend. Yes I'm crossing the line and yeah I'm going there!!!

Baby Dildos and Rape Oh My!!!

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me





May 13 2008 12:20 PM

Those judges suck! I'm very proud of you!
eva





May 12 2008 7:51 AM

lots of grammatical errors in previous comment.

i am aware.

good luck for tonight...break a leg (not an arm)!
eva





May 12 2008 7:31 AM

well i wish i coulda done the same.

prob get there round 4 or 5.

he bes be funny tonight, i'm wasted precious gas money...and i expect to laugh.


i will be hard to please, running on 3 hrs of sleep son.

see ya at the gig.
ducky





May 12 2008 6:57 AM

will do (yay!)
eva





May 11 2008 4:05 PM

working gansta...

sorry to hear of your boredom.

i'm bringing isla up tommorow yo.

peas.
eva
eva





May 10 2008 1:58 PM

guess where i'm gonna be on monday?

yeah yeah thats right sonofabitch.
eva





May 5 2008 4:24 PM

you didnt call shit son!

i've been workin my ass off to get by & havent been back to austin yet.

finals this week then austin.

chillage soon.

peas.
eva
eva





May 5 2008 6:08 AM

ok so i'm kinda lost on this one?

called what dood?
~*Audra*~





Apr 30 2008 2:42 PM

oh my gosh, that sounds painful.
:(
~*Audra*~





Apr 29 2008 10:11 PM

a cast why? what did you do?
~*Audra*~





Apr 29 2008 4:32 PM

lol I know, I would but I am a little low on cash right now.
~*Audra*~





Apr 29 2008 6:55 AM

I'm good. Just ready for this year to be over.
I have one week left and then my freshman year of college is over! I'm so excited!
~*Audra*~





Apr 28 2008 1:04 PM

hey! I haven't talked to you in awhile.
How have you been?
maxwell





Apr 24 2008 4:05 PM

where are you?! let's chilll!
Punchline





Apr 20 2008 8:33 AM

fuck that guy.
you can email today if you wanted to.
signup starts on sundays, btw.
(limited spots left)
Punchline