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Andy Kleiman
Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy / As Seen on TV
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Male
26 years old
New York City, NY
United States



Last Login: 12/17/2009
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   Andy Kleiman's Comedian Bio
BioI'm funny
WebsiteBacivoNuggets.com and NationalLampoonSplog.com
InfluencesI’m single and I’m campaigning to date you.


A less than flattering look at my campaign
MembersJust One of The Gods: Ep.2 - Jesus Gets a Job Just One of The Gods: Ep.1 - God’s Birthday
TV ShowsTrailer for "Tag: The Movie"
American Idol - Simon Cowell Unleashed

An unconventional look at a college sketch troupe

The Lost Country Crock Butter Commercial
Albums

    Andy Kleiman's Interests
GeneralI basically have 3 loves. Comedy, sports (baseball and football), and woman, however, it should be noted, I love them separately. Also, eatting is always a good activitiy, especially good italian food. Oh, and adventures, I am always up for a good adventure anytime.
MusicThe World/Inferno Friendship Society, Green Day, The Offspring, Postal Service, The Gorillaz, Black Eyed Peas, Modest Mouse, anything that tickles my fancy just right. I actually have more CD of Comedians than Music, so I’ll list my favorite comedians. Russ Meneve, Wali Collins, John Mullaney, Dan Naturman, DC Benny, Dave Attell, Patton Oswalt, Louis C.K, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Zach Galifankis, Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby, Ellen DeGenerous, Ray Ramano, Brian Regan, Gary Gullman, Lisa Landry and oh so many more.
MoviesNot a huge movie person mainly because I have trouble sitting still for more than 5 minutes. HOWEVER, there are some movies which have been able to capture my attention. Ghostbuster 1 & 2, Spider-Man 1 & 2, Little Miss Sunshine, Austin Powers 1,2,3, any Mel Brooks movie, any Kevin Smith movie, Snatch, Batman Beyond, Office Space, Super Troopers, Forrest Gump, Mystery Men, Old School, Road Trip, When Harry Met Sally.

Movies I wasn't a fan of: Legally Blonde, King Kong, Rudy, Scary Movie 2 & 3, Fletch, Sin City Oh, and I've never seen any of the Lord of the Ring movies and never plan to (mainly just to piss off my nerd friends, but also I refer you back to the top)
TelevisionI LOVES me TV. Arrested Development, The Office (UK and US version), Scrubs, Boston Legal, Clone High, Family Guy, The Simpsons, 24, Conan, Daily Show, The Colbert Report, PTI, American Idol (only the auditions), Home Movies, Seinfeld, Sports Night, Curb Your Enthusiasm, To Catch a Preditor, Dead Like Me, Saturday Night Live, South Park, Reno 911!, I Love the ___'s, Best Week Ever, Unan1mous
BooksDoes the sports section count?
HeroesMy parents, Lancer Armstrong, Cal Ripken Jr.
Groups: Family guyDemetri MartinAspiring Stand Up ComediansJeremy Hotz fanzBaltimore Orioles Fan ClubSave Arrested Development (S.A.D)Comedians of MySpaceNYC Underground Comedy Fest

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     Andy Kleiman's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Baltimore
Body type:5' 9" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Funny man of sorts
Income:Less than $30,000

   Andy Kleiman's Schools
Ithaca College
Ithaca,New York
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Communications
Minor: Comedy
Clubs: IC Comedy Club, WICB, ICTV, PEN15 Club
 

2001 to 2005

   Andy Kleiman's Companies
Bacivo Nuggets Sketch Troupe
EVERYWHERE!, South Pole US
The Cute One
Comedy

ThePhatPhree.com
New York City, NY US
Featured Writer
Writing Funny Division

September - Present
SuperAwesomeWow.com
Cyberspace...ooohhhh, US
Featured Writer and Original Cast Member...whateve

Whenever it launched until now
National Lampoon
New York City, NY US
Writer
Funny Division

Whenever until now


Andy Kleiman's Clips [View All Clips]
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Just One of the Gods: Jesus Gets a Job
Just One of the Gods: Jesus Gets a Job rating
KILLING at the New York Comedy Club...killing, i say
KILLING at the New York Comedy Club...killing, i say rating
Gods: Episode 1 Extended Version
Gods: Episode 1 Extended Version rating
Literal Interpretive dance
Literal Interpretive dance rating
Live at the Lost Dog
Live at the Lost Dog rating
Sketch Comedy Show - The Penis Soliloquies Trailer
Sketch Comedy Show - The Penis Soliloquies Trailer rating
 

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   Andy Kleiman's Blurbs
About me:
I am an comedian with many faces. I'm a stand-up comic, writer/performer in a sketch troupe The Bacivo Nuggets, a featured writer for two comedy websites, The Phat Phree and Super Awesome Wow and the best chainsaw juggler you will ever see.

I have more energy than I know what to do with which some people find annyoing while others find it adorable, I tend to agree with the ladder. It seems that the little things that get me more excited than the bigger things. I have a puppy named Murray. I recently got new bedsheets and am pretty excitied about them. I'm also a cancer survivor (hodgkins lymphoma to be specific) and didn't lose my hair, so that's a positive.

This is the trailer for a sketch comedy show my comedy troupe, The Bacivo Nuggets, wrote. It's called The Penis Soliloquies. Enjoy!
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

The Vagina has had its say, NOW THE PENIS TALKS!

Here's a sketch "Dick and Jane" from The Penis Soliloquies. Enjoy!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Dr. Claw

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Kimmy

Kimmy



Aug 19 2009 2:43 PM

lol I do have facebook and its way better, but not everyone has it
Kimmy

Kimmy



Jun 10 2009 4:54 AM

hey how have you been? hows the comedy thing going? I'll have to catch up on your videos
Alan®

Alan®



Jun 3 2009 5:30 PM



           
Have A Happy & Safe

Memorial Day 2009


Kissy Kamikaze

Kissy Kamikaze



Jan 12 2009 6:44 PM

You tend to agree with the ladder? I tend to agree with the footstool -- so much less dangerous, plus more fun to say. "Footstool." Try it, you'll like it.
Tom "The Tank" McClain

Tom "The Tank" McClain



Aug 18 2008 7:27 AM

all tomorrow's parties

all tomorrow's parties



Jun 11 2008 10:22 PM

well, I do love me some dancing that includes man-love. so there you go.
Bobbielee

Bobbielee



May 5 2008 10:09 PM

I can only say for a fact that there is a rumour about my love for Guidos. I can not state whether it is true or not. That's up for discussion with my new hit single.. haha. Hope all is well and you are kicking some serious ass in NY. I will have to make a visit down there sometime soon. Just don't let me chill in the living room with a bottle of mysterious blue alcohol. Let's keep it to 150 as the maximum proof I am allowed to drink. One more proof and I don't know what I am capable of.
Bobbielee

Bobbielee



Apr 30 2008 7:13 PM

I hope it's good for you that monday i saw the orioles leading the division with two others.. Not sure what's happened since...
Stephanie Holmes

Stephanie Holmes



Mar 31 2008 7:29 PM

Andy! I'm so excited about the show tomorrow! Also, I hope your sketch show went well.
Cody Hess

Cody Hess



Mar 13 2008 6:22 PM

Look at all those shows! That is one booked up dadgum comedian there.
The Kegger

Phil Haney



Mar 6 2008 6:46 PM

THE KEGGER

..The Kegger on FunnyOrDie. com..

In this funny, irreverent and shocking short film, college buddies Eric and Richard are dumped by their girlfriends on the same day and decide to go to a kegger party to drink away their sorrows. Richard poses the challenge that not only do they beat the lame frat guys at a game of beer pong, but also see who can ‘score’ with as many girls as possible all in one night…. Their game has consequences no one can imagine.
Bill

Bill Winston



Mar 4 2008 1:06 PM

I loved the latest episode of Gods. Guest star C'thulu, aweseome. But what I really want to know is, just how long did that handshake take to rehearse?
Misplaced Comedy!

Misplaced Comedy!



Mar 2 2008 3:30 AM

Great stuff!
Love it!

-G of the MCG
Elaine

elaine ewing



Feb 29 2008 6:11 AM

Hey Andy, you asshole... who told you you could scribble on my page??? And who's that black fella in your video?? That prick Marcus Terry?
Elaine
xoxoxoxox
Johnny Vagingas

Johnny Vagingas



Feb 29 2008 1:13 AM



Butthead

Butthead



Feb 26 2008 5:39 AM

Ha! Andy. Hilaaarious!! :)
Cody Hess

Cody Hess



Feb 25 2008 12:13 AM

I think I'm done updating My Space. Is pretty?
Cody Hess

Cody Hess



Feb 20 2008 9:55 PM

Humorous Pictures
moar humorous pics
Greg

Greg



Feb 11 2008 4:53 PM

I had a feeling we were friends on here... now seriously, grow a beard and tell your coworkers that you're a newly converted Muslim-Hasid.
Abbi Crutchfield

Abbi Crutchfield



Jan 17 2008 2:00 PM

How about this for an avant-garde sketch? Two funny guys sit in the back of a room and never come up on stage.
Paul Oddo

Paul Oddo



Dec 5 2007 4:24 PM

Thank you for having me sir.
Alan®

Alan®



Nov 22 2007 2:20 PM




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Stephanie Holmes

Stephanie Holmes



Nov 16 2007 5:48 PM

Hey! Maddog gave me that nickname...I like it because my last name is holmes...which sounds like homes. If you don't like it you can suck it!
Stephanie Holmes

Stephanie Holmes



Nov 12 2007 3:22 PM

Hey,
I left my phone at the laugh factory, and it was dead, and I was at work until 10:30pm. Is that enough excuses for ya? I would have love to have gone otherwise though.
Stephanie Holmes

Stephanie Holmes



Sep 7 2007 3:30 PM

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