Put me in a room full of elbow macaroni...toilet seat covers...1 inch paned fiberglass and some seashells and you're walking away with at least a half a dozen picture frames that will change your f'ing life.
Music
Lupe Fiasco, Talib Kweli, Damien Rice, Aesop Rock, Kanye West, Ben Harper, Ben Folds Five, Bill Withers, Willie Nelson (occasionally,) James Blunt (call me a ’gina,) Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, Michael Jackson (he’s really BIG in Russia,) David Bowie, Andy Juett’s Traveling Ukelele Brouhaha, anything by Astrud Gilberto.
Movies
There Will Be Blood, Juno, Stripes, Blues Brothers, Caddyshack, Old School, Royal Tennenbaums, Zoolander, Hot Rod, Superbad, 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Wedding Crashers, Blades of Glory, Napoleon Dynamite, The Brothers Solomon, Harold and Kumar Go...anywhere, Good Will Hunting, Braveheart, Fletch, Life Aquatic, The Departed, Goodfellas, A Mighty Wind, Best In Show, Waiting for Guffman, American Pie Movies, Hustle and Flow, Star Wars, Out of Sight, Ocean’s 11 and 13, The Truman Show, Back to the Future, Collateral, Heat, The Sting, The Bourne movies, Spinal Tap, LA Confidential, Crash, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...and of course....TROLL.
Television
I like the picture box. My gym teacher used to say "pitcher" instead of picture.
My favorite show (since I was pooped out of my mom’s babyhole) is Saturday Night Live. Before I was a breathing infant I watched a LOT of Archie Bunker.
I likes the Colbert Report, Daily Show, Human Giant, SNL Shorts directed by Akiva Schaeffer, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Tim and Eric Nite Live on Super Deluxe, The Office.
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Encounters
I'm in FAVOR of books. The best book I ever read was Revolutionary Suicide by Huey Newton. I'm such a radical.
Heroes
The Horse Whisperer. That mutherfucker is just straight up made of something DIFFERENT than the rest of us...also The Water Horse. He made me realize that I want to spend the rest of my life as a MAN.
Michigan State University
East Lansing,Michigan
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Advertising
Minor: Yeti and Falconry Studies
1998 to 2000
Boston College
Chestnut Hill,Massachusetts
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Retainers, Frankels and Headgear: A Salute to Orthodontics
Minor: Airborne Gonnorhea Independent Study
About me: About Andy Juett: Forget the comedy accolades and quips...let's focus on something a little more important right now...that would be Zack and Cody...and you should already know that if you're not the conductor of the train to Dum-Dumtown.
I do a radio show. I do other various comedic poop (standup, stage show, shorts, film, tv etc.)
Again...If we could just focus on Dylan and Cole Sprouse for a minute...I think we might all get a little bit more understanding about what kind of a world we live in.
I don't want to be weird but I did win 2nd place in Punchline Magazine's haiku contest a while back. It's been a big year. I'd rather not get into all the other shit...just know that I can kill a whole village with one haiku. Ask Mubutu Town in Mali. Do it.
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