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I'm a comedian, variety entertainer (juggler, fire-eater, plate-spinner), and freelance writer working on my first book.Music
I listen to a bit of everything, love many different artists and styles and hate just as many. Do you really seek out people on this platform by the music they listen to? Come on!Movies
Comedies first and foremost. Those movies never get their due. Seriously, ANYONE can get an Oscar by crying on camera about their murdered or kidnapped daughter. If you can get people emotionally involved enough to CARE about a virgin in his 40's or a couple of dudes who can't find their car - THAT'S GENIUS!Television
You're not actually reading this stuff now so why should I believe you'll watch my favorite TV shows?Books
If I didn't write it, I probably won't read it. I am interested in Robert Graysmith's new projects though.Heroes
In no particular order: George Carlin, Johnny Cash, Joe Walsh, My Dad, David Letterman, Steve Martin, My Wife (April).
Latest Blog Entries
- Mar 22, 2009 5:48 PM Loaded Up the Truck and Moved to Beverly
- Mar 11, 2009 7:01 PM Testing, Testing, One...Two...
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About me:
EXTRA! EXTRA! I AM NOW USING THIS MySpace PAGE.
Hard to believe. I know.
While my main blog (www.andymartello.blogspot.com) will continue to be my most often updated and BEST way to learn about me and what's new in my life, I have found a great way to utilize ALL of the social networks at once and truly use them to their full potential. What is it?
I'm not telling you...yet. Heh-heh!
Don't forget to go to my official site at www.andymartello.com or...
Watch This:
And yes, I will be on that freaking Facebook crap soon.
Who I'd like to meet:
David Letterman, Hugh Hefner, The Pope, Heidi Fleiss, Amy Fisher, Larry Flynt, & Barack Obama. All at the same time.Details
- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking
- Hometown: Marengo, Illinois
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 10" / Average
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac Sign: Gemini
- Children: I don't want kids
- Drink: Yes
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: Professional Entertainer & Writer
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Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Clown College
- Venice,FL
- Graduated: 1988
- Student status: Alumni
- Major: Making people kaugh and inadvertently frightening all others
1988 to 1988 -
Marengo High School
- Marengo,IL
- Graduated: 1988
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1984 to 1988
FORGOTTEN DOOR 2 years ago
Insiniak [Scrubalo Ninj… 3 years ago
Samantha 4 years ago
Sonny Vegas 4 years ago
Jimmy D 5 years ago
Bad Girl 5 years ago
Sonny Vegas 5 years ago
Sonny Vegas 5 years ago
The Meaning of Louie 6 years ago
Bad Girl 
6 years ago
10 of 18MoreForgotten Door Studio Cd, Unlocked released!!!!
sorry, we know it's been a while, but after feverishly working on our album. It's finally done, yaaaahh!! The results have definitely proven worthwhile. Purchasing your copy Cd is easy.
Just go to the official web site link below and click the "buy now" button. It will be shipped right away. Or choose the download option with the iTunes button. Please click the events tab and enter your e-mail address. We'll update you on upcoming events. Thank you for your continued support. Please enjoy our debut album.
www.officialforgottendoor.com
Lonnie & Johndale
Forgotten Door
Thanx for the add ninja! Thats whats up! Keep it jugglin' homie!
WHOOP WHOOP!
Look! I moved you to my top friends!!! Feel special?!?!?! I wouldn't either... no worries!!! Love you!
How are you doing Bro? havent heard from you in a couple of minutes...getting worried..lol
So...I'm sitting in a pizza place/bar & grill in lovely Hoffman Estates, IL during my lunch hour this past Friday watching the Cubs pre-game on the big screen and the Sux game on one of the smaller screen TVs...when out of the corner of my eye...on one of the other TVs, I see someone spinning plates. Sure enough...I shout out "Hey, I know that guy!!!" Who else would it have possibly been?
You only get to Andy's top friends by having tits. That's what he told me!!
Boy, I really miss you Bro. I hope the strip is treating you good. Did you bump into Sinatra yet? How close are you to CSI Headquarters? Catherine Willows is so hot, I'd like to give her some DNA of mine.
Brothers!
Sonny
How's Vegas and how in the hell do you get in your top 5???
Single, eh? Trying to get more penguin love, my friend?
viva Las Vegas!
E.P.
LouieLouie.net
Have a good one Andy. I need a drink in a giant football- know where I can get one??