From parts unknown, Angry Bob has come onto the comedic scene like a rogue tsunami crashing into a category 5 hurricane - he has been likened to a combination of Faust and Falstaff on steroids and pizza; wrenching the tired souls of his audiences from their dusty shells and reanimating them with his apocalyptical rants reminiscent of the wide eyed mania and firebrand sermonizing of Father Coughlin and the predatorily steadfast assurance of Oliver Cromwell.
"When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in confederacy against him"
- Jonathan Swift
“If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.”
- Billy Wilder
Website
angrybob.org
Influences
rasputin, gilbert gottfried, brother theodore, andy kaufman, Callistus III (12th century anti-pope), sam kinison, sandy duncan, uncle floyd, Number 3 of the Dionne Quintuplets, my uncle moivin lipsky, etc...
Members
plop
TV Shows
wonderama when I was 7 - I won a large inflatable bottle of ketchup!
Films
several in the ELECTRA ELF & FLUFFER series (various roles); The Deflowering (Louie); my own brilliant creations
Albums
ANGRY BOB STUFFED - available online for $9.99 plus $3 s&h
Angry Bob's Interests
General
too few to mention
Music
if it's not 16th century chamber music - keep it far away from me!
Movies
anything with Don Knotts
Television
19 year old 21" Samsung - has overwhelming green hue - everyone looks seasick!
I am that wild and wacky comedian from Queens who has just released his all new TALKING ANGRY BOBBLEHEAD - it says many different Angry Bobisms to amuse you as well as make you feel better about your miserable lives as compared to mine! You can never get enough of Angry Bob, and now you can always have him bobbling on your nightstand...without the odor or stolen fries! Click below to find out more about this limited edition, high quality collectable, and buy online today!
CLICK BELOW TO SEE FUNNY COMMERCIAL I MADE TO COERCE YOU TO BUY MY BOBBLE:
WHAT THEY'RE SAYING ABOUT ANGRY BOB STUFFED:
"This collection of live clips was culled from various gigs around NYC...I've heard a lot of underground NYC comics lately, and Bob is definitely one of the funniest" - Sleazegrinder Magazine
Who I'd like to meet: Judge Crater - and ask him "where have you been"???
Antonio Hoyos will be joining us on the 16th of June, appearing as "The Great Antoine!"
We are delighted that this great comedic performer can join our line-up.
The Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show will be appearing at The Laugh Factory, 8001 Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood! One show at 8:00 PM.
Pop will be joined by Professor Dave Bourne and the Medicine Show Band, Rob Zabrecky, Sophie Evans, Antonio Hoyos, Phil Van Tee and Pop's Candy Girls for a wonderful show of Old Time Music, magic, comedy and variety.
It'll make you feel better!
Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door.
19th Century Attire Welcome!
You can buy tickets at LaughFactory.com or call: 323-6561336 ext 1.
For more information and video go to my Myspace Profile or:
Sorry I haven’t said “Howdy” in awhile, but we’ve been ever so busy with the wedding plans and all. Anyways, just stoppin' in fer a visit after returning from our honeymoon, and, as usual, yer as funny as ever!
This Is my buddys voice mail to me that i had made in to a cartoon.. He thinks that i forgor his B day but it actually is 6:45 in the morning of his B Day... He thinks we all missed it thats how loaded he was.. so we went over and partied all night with him.... Please repost ..... THANKS
AUSTIN, TX—According to a study published Monday in the Journal Of Mental Health, the paint department inside a Lowe's Home Improvement Warehouse has surpassed the shelving section of Ikea as the location most conducive to having a total psychological breakdown.
The study, which observed a cross-section of 750 average, mentally sound Americans as they shopped at a variety of retail outlets, found that the singularly chaotic qualities of a Lowe's paint aisle, combined with its overwhelming number of product choices, make it the ideal place to completely fall apart.
"Even the most well-adjusted individual can be reduced to a feeble, trembling shell of his or her former self after a half hour of paint shopping at Lowe's," said Dr. Olivia Kang, a behavioral psychologist at the University of Texas and lead author of the study. "The pressure to make a decision between two seemingly identical shades of beige, the glaring fluorescent lights, the frantic patrons on all sides—it's too much for the human psyche to process.
" "In terms of causing normal, healthy adults to completely lose their shit, the Lowe's paint department amounts to a perfect storm," Kang added.
Seventy-seven percent of those observed in the study crumbled within 23 minutes of browsing the aisle, with the length and severity of symptoms increasing greatly among participants who inadvertently wandered into the lighting fixture department while trying to make a paint choice.
Many were later found in a disoriented, fugue-like state, clutching dozens of color samples in their sweat-soaked hands and mumbling incoherently about satin and eggshell sheens.
"The effects of the external stimuli are often exacerbated by internal pressures, such as fear of an altercation with one's significant other stemming from an incorrect choice," Kang said. "This typically leads to a broader questioning of both one's worth as a human being and the purpose of life.
