Sleeping, eating, shitting, jerking off. Repeat. I also love Brazilian lesbian ass licking porn and making crafts with the family.
Music
Amon Amarth, Children of Bodom, System Of A Down, In Flames, Strapping Young Lad, Dethklok, Iced Earth, Opeth, Scar Symmetry, Brainstorm, Audioslave, Nevermore, Mushroomhead, Slipknot
Movies
Clockwork Orange, Dumb & Dumber, Slapshot, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Sin City, Kill Bill 1 & 2
Television
Da Ali G Show, Tough Crowd, Family Guy
Heroes
Jim Norton, Mick Foley, Keith Hernandez, Colin Quinn, Ron & Fez
I'm tall, fat, and have the teeth of a sea creature...I have a soft spot in my heart for a petite Arabic woman named Natalie...I am a quirky, quiet jackass with a foot fetish...I cook for criminals for a living, and I LOVE IT...I express myself better through writing than speaking, but I hate to write...I detest political correctness...If you're reading this still, then you're a fagit
Standup comedy is my passion - not performing it though. I take salvation in promoting NYC's top comedians and featuring them on my Cringe Humor Shows.
I've been legally threatened, physically threatened, black-listed, had my shows jeopardized, and even had police detectives call me for the shit I have written about comedians. I've burned bridges with headliners, radio shows, clubs, etc. I wouldn't have it any other way.
If you're ever in NYC, you MUST attend a Cringe Humor Show. I guarantee you will have a great time.
Wrote a joke you might like. "The Native American believes it was a sin if you didn't eat the animal you killed. Properly applied, I think this concept could really be the key to this whole abortion thing..."
Oh, some fuck stole your job? That's differnt! Fuck that asshole! Wait, that sounds gay as shit. Let's just back a car over his balls. Nothing gay about that!
