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**SYSTEM HARDWARE ABNORMAL - BANGLA REAR EP"
Genuine fans of 'new age music' will no doubt LIKE this album because of the way it ruins timeless classics.
I.... however.... absolutely.... LOVE this (!!) because it evokes so many happy memories of my dad.
Basically, "sha-bangla rear complete ep" pays tribute to the more successful (if not commercial) crops of the early 1670s, through to the early 1790s.
However, the majority of the 26 minutes and 59 seconds are dedicated to the 'big wheel' days of the tractors when carrots ruled the arable world (bloody well almost!).
HOW TIME HAS CHANGED!!!!
Every major parsnip, spanning over one hundred and twenty years, appears on this album paying homage to legendary stable lads such as King Henry X.
It's a perfect PARTY megamix for those who like their music a little more a bit on the side.

**DJ FAILURE - "FALLING OFF THE SANITY WAGON"
Featuring classic hits such as "Don't Go Breaking My Legs" and "Fountain Head Of Sickness" as well as Bimbo Sons and Treasure remixes, DJ Failure's first album for Animal Fact is a piping hot collection of choppy beat jams and sampled sickness.

**SYSTEM HARDWARE ABNORMAL/WET DREAMS - "@TAK"
ATTACK ATTACK @TACK! SPLIT BY SYSTEM HARDWARE ABNORMAL (ITALY) AND WET DREAMS (UK).
IT'S AN EXPERIMENT IN ATTACKING.

**IVAN ARSEICH - "MEAT LISTENING"
STEAK AND LAMB CHOPS. Debut 8 song album from Ivan Arseich. Half an hour of meaty electronics. Enjoy your meat, chew it well.

**THE MINTY - "UNLIMITED EDITION"
12 tripped out sweets by The Minty of Mexico available in unlimited edition for Animal Fact. Free sweets for everyone!

**DOGGS - "DOGS"
Before Doggs were Doggs, they were called Dogs.
Then some crap indie band came out and they were called Dogs.
So Dogs became Doggs.
This is some of the best material from back in the day that didn't make it onto their finished releases.
6 tracks, including a collaboration with Miu.

**BAD BOY - "WHEN ALL YOU SEE ARE THE CURTAINS OF A ROOM"
Some banging beats and sounds from Bad Boy, made about 5 years ago stuck at home in crappy Maidstone. 2 tracks feature the skills of Amateur.

**APOPHALLATION/ WET DREAMS - "CONTRADICTOR/ACCOMMODATOR"
12 minute long noise tracks by Apophallation (odd numbers, 1,3,5 etc...)
12 minute long noise tracks by Wet Dreams (even numbers, 2,4,6 etc...)
TOTAL NOISE!

**THTARRYPOOTH - "THSUPERSTHTARSTH"
First LP by Thtarrypooth (Little Fisty & Plasmadogg), with styles ranging from strange computer beats to strange pop. Still, very nice listening. Thsuper! Out-takes from the album available here: http://www.archive.org/details/Thtarsthinththeireyesth

**DJ TONIGHT - "ABSOLUTE F@*%ING CHEESE!"
A bad-ass mixtape served up by DJ TONIGHT. Cheesey hits by Sash!, Scatman John, Dr Alban and many more covered in a quirky style and blended together in a monstrous style.

**GO ARSE OVER TIT - "FLAPPIN' IDIOT"
More psycho-penguin funk from GAOT. Messed up electronics with remixes by DJ TOPGEAR, KAYAKA and WET DREAMS. Sqwarrrrrk ribbit!

**I VOMIT TEDDY BEARS & FILOVIRIDAE - "FUCKBOX"
10 minutes of improvisation from I Vomit Teddy Bears and Filoviridae, using vacuum cleaners, feedback and computer cut-ups. 1 track.

**APOPHALLATION/ NOWINGUS/ KOINDOZER/ KLAPTRAP & CHINESE CHURCH - "THE POKEGODS"
The PokÈgods is a 5-way split. A lot of noise, a lot of pops and crackles and samples. 45 minutes of intense listening pleasure.
A joint release with Glitch City net-label (http://www.centrumchaos.com/glitchcity/releases.htm for more...)

**WET DREAMS - "VOLUME 1"
Collection of heavy computer beatings from Wet Dreams. Loud, fast and silly in places, uneasy listening thoughout. Check out another Wet Dreams album, "Cardboard Boxers", at www.neighmusic.co.uk.

**MELVIß TIBET - "DANGER! 400 VOLES"
Top draw experimenting from Melviß Tibet on her debut album. Beautifully textured pieces mixing electronic and other sounds.

**KAYAKA - "DVD CITY"
Heavy techno duty from KayaKA, remixing TV, movies and other things. She meets Spongebob, The Prisoner and others on the way. More KayaKA releases at www.neighmusic.co.uk.

**RUPERT MURDER - "MURDER WAS THE FACE"
Gruelling hour long debut album by Rupert Murder. Very hard digital noise and techno. Includes remixes of and by Konx-Om-Pax, Lucy, Mehta Youngs and Mike Love666. A recent split album with Mike Love 666 called "Body Heat Bangers" is available for download at www.smellthestench.net.

**FLOPPY DOLPHIN - "THE STORY OF FLOPPY"
Mini-album by Floppy Dolphin, a deflated water toy found at a rave in London. Floppy's videos are viewable on Youtube. Partytime pop-electro shanties.

**DUCKSOB - "METALIC AVACODO"
Funny digital glitchy poopy popping from Ducksob. He's a Japanese man living in Norfolk. Debut release on Animal Fact pulled out of his archive.

**I VOMIT TEDDY BEARS/STIRNER - "SPLIT"
Shortest ever release on Animal Fact at 3 minutes 35 secs long. Harsh noises and cut-ups from Canada and the Netherlands. Brutal international flavas! Check out their myspace pages for lots more music.

**DURAN VAZQUEZ - "LORE, FOLKLORE"
A beautiful and mysterious release from Duran Vazquez. Time stands still as sound takes over your environment, triggering strange abstract dreams. Excellent and should be in your player now! More downloadable music from him at http://www.alg-label.com/
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