When artistic talent is enlivened by the Spirit of God, it becomes an act of worship.
The measure of our lives is not the absence of failure but the presence of GODs gracious forgiveness -unknown
Just when you think, “There’s no way,” Jesus steps in and calls Himself--- "The Way."
Website
anjelahnicolejohnson.com
Influences
Ellen Degeneres and George Lopez
Members
Posters done by Gino Martino ( http://www.myspace.com/comedythatrocks)
Anjelah Johnson's Interests
General
I'm not on the show anymore, but it was super fun! You can find my sketches on YouTube or catch a re-run!
I love comedy. I love to laugh. I like funny commercials. Preferably if I am in them. I like to go dancing. (only when I can wear my tennis shoes) I love to eat. My favorite restaurant is Telaquepaque (San Jose) My friend Henry's restaurant is good too! (Jaliscos) In Los Angeles my fav mexican resturant is Casita Del Campo! yummy. When I'm tired I like to go on drives. Someone else is driving of course. I love the Raiders. I like to go to the movies.
For SiTv, I'm Anjelah...Let's get you, On The Up! (This is my Tyra Impression!)
You have all been asking for it, so here it is....
Tammy...The Nail Lady
I don't know who this kid is, but I love him! hahaha, the best impression of me thus far. Nice work kiddo!
The adult version of the life house skit...
Music
Earth Wind and Fire, Smokey Robinson, Al Green, James Brown... pretty much any music that was made before I was born. Mariachi music! a little shout out to the familia, "Y volver, volver, voooooollllveeeeerrrrr" I also love Salsa, R&B, hip hop, pop...(did I just say pop?), gospel, house music, Praise and Worship, I like some modern rock too.
This is our family song! At any wedding, party, or even if we are at a mexican resturant for no reason at all, you can bet this song will be playing!
Movies
The Wizard of Oz is my favorite all time movie. Dumb and Dumber is also an all time favorite. Old School. A Bronx Tale. New Jersey Drive. (not really my favorite, but randomly I just remembered it) Dumbo. The Jungle Book. Aladin. Cinderella.
Television
UGLY BETTY!!!!! i freaking love that show!! FRIENDS. The Office. American Idol... Law & Order. Law & Order SVU. Law & Order Criminal Intent. The First 48. CSI Miami. Medium. pretty much any show that has to do with a crime being committed then solved.
Books
The Bible (Psalm 126) All the Ramona books. Staci and John Eldrige's "Captivating" I suggest every woman read it. I love Nicholas Sparks...and Green Eggs and Ham. oh and Angelina the Ballerina.
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This is Sadie Rockin my shirt!
!!! This is one of my sketches from MADtv !!!
BON QUI QUI!!!
THE MANY FACES OF BON QUI QUI...
Re: "The Secret" and every other new age book...
Paul wrote, ..The time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine, but according to their own desires, because they have itching ears, they will heap up for themselves teachers; and they will turn their ears away from the truth, and be turned aside to fables.. (2 Tim. 4:3-4)
Matt 16:24-26Then Jesus went to work on his disciples. "Anyone who intends to come with me has to let me lead. You’re not in the driver’s seat; I am. Don’t run from suffering; embrace it. Follow me and I’ll show you how. Self-help is no help at all. Self-sacrifice is the way, my way, to finding yourself, your true self. What kind of deal is it to get everything you want but lose yourself? What could you ever trade your soul for?
i'm funny.
My name is Anjelah. I was born and raised in San Jose, CA. I now live in Los Angeles. I am an actress and stand up comedian. I love to laugh and I love to make people laugh. I have 3 brothers and 1 sister. One of my little bothers is on Myspace as well. Probably lying about his age and meeting some hoochie groupies. I love my family. I have a huge family. We love to have fiestas for any reason at all. Birthdays, promotions, Mitchell got a good grade on his math homework. Whatever. I have a cat named Tah-Nes. He is a fatty boombalatty. He weighs 26 lbs. No joke. Right now I am drinking Horchata. On a serious note...
I have been a Christian, since I was about 15/16 years old. In the past 2 years my faith has changed so much. I think it was when my uncle Dan passed away(11-18-04) that my faith (which I thought was so strong) Had completely crumbled. It was then that I realized that I was putting my faith in FAITH and not in Jesus Christ. It has been a few years since he passed and I can honestly say that I am a changed person. I went from being in love with Jesus, to being bitter and feeling betrayed by Jesus, to wanting to be in love with Jesus but realizing that I don't know how. I'm now at a place in my walk with God where He is teaching me new things about himself everyday and I am willing to receive and believe. I love God. I am so thankful that He promised me that He will never leave me nor forsake me. Even when I turned my back on Him because I thought that He turned his back on me. He never left.
Hey :) just came by 2 see how the stranger was doing lol. since u can't stop by, I decided 2 show u luv lol I'm jus teasn sweetie :p lol I hope u hav a wonderful day chula Mmmmmuuuuuaaaa don't b a stranger neither or next blast is louder lol sorry I'm in a silly mood :D
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hey girl i love your stuff i will be at your show in tempe on the 25th PLEASE do the nail salon stuff its cracks me up everytime and never gets old.see u then girl!!!