*Unfortunatly an addiction to prunes, leaves little time for for hobbies
*Telling long winded stories that go nowhere.
*Spitting and kicking people in the pants.
*Listening to the "Cocktail" soundtrack on repeat.
*Invading other people space.
*Prank calling Chinese Resturants.
*Lancing boils.
*Mentoring disadvantaged kittens.
*Mailing letters without sufficent postage.
*Making Hobbit hair rugs.
*Observing Mormons from a distance.
Music
The Replacements, The Smiths, Morrissey, Johnny Cash, Hank III, Social Distortion, Hank Sr., Belle and Sebastian, The Clash, The Dead Kennedys, Chuck Berry, The Cure, Pavement, The B-52's, The Misfits, Wilco, Neil Young, Neil Diamond, Alice In Chains, Bauhaus, Ween, The Dead Milkmen, Death Cab for Cutie, The Decemberists, The Ramones, The Exploited, Marty Robbins, Johnny Horton, George Jones, Patsy Cline, I could seriously sit here and type for over an hour, so im gonna leave it where it is!
Movies
The Big Lebowski, Fargo and Pee Wees Big Adventure are my favorites, pretty much anything made by The Coehn Brothers, Charlie Kaufman or Tim Burton im gonna like!
Television
Arrested Development (best show ever!) Lost, Greys Anatomy, David Letterman, Conan, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, Seinfeld
Books
Catcher In The Rye, To Kill A Mockingbird, there are my top 2 there are way to many to mention! Sarah Vowell,Chuck Pahluniak, David Sedaris are a few faves. If you dont read, your a fucking idiot and get off my page!
Heroes
My Great Grandma, Johnny Cash, Kate Pierson, people who stand up for what they believe in and people who protect animals!
About me, well I'm a pretty easy going person to get along with, although there are some things that will make me want to kick your ass. Those mainly being, if your are a staunch Republican, a person against gay marriage, or my right to choose as a woman, a person trying to push Christianity or any sort of religion on me, if you hurt animals, if you enjoy hunting, if you drive a hummer, or if you feel the need to show of your cleavage or your bare chest on Myspace, if that sounds like you, you suck.
I love Morrissey, The Replacements, Pee Wee Herman, Neil Diamond, Hank Williams III, old punk, old country, fat cats, mountains, people who are kind to animals and old people, flamingos, garden gnomes,and watermellon. I have kick ass friends and family who I love more than anything, yes, even more than Pee Wee Herman. My theory on life is never trust someone who doesnt like cats or the Beatles, and so far its been a good way to weed people out of my life!! So, if you want to know more let me know!
Who I'd like to meet:
Morrissey, Paul Westerburg. People who like good music, love animals, hate Republican and Neo-Cons. People who are open minded, caring and a bit insane. People who would rather pay money to see some litte heard about film than go to the big blockbuster cause they've heard so much buzz about it. People who dont wear things or buy things because of what label is on it. People who can go out and have drinks and let themselves go. People who steal gnomes. People who laugh at yard flamingos. People who are good.
Hey kelley, how have you been? Sorry I basically dropped of the end of the earth, but here i am! I have been thinking about you and all you lovely ladies at CORA and who used to work at CORA (Cori). How's life? I have been missing Bend more and more which is awesome and sad, if I knew I would miss it then I wouldn't have moved away! I hope you're enjoying the snow (miss that too, but I am loving the 60 degrees and sunshine)!
Mark you calendar this Tuesday, February 10 at 9 p.m. Debra Arlyn, voted PDX female artist of the year, will be at the Blacksmith. Don't miss the opportunity to experience world class talent in Bend.
Debra Arlyn Tuesday, February 10 9 p.m. no cover - 2 drink minimum 211 NW Greenwood Bend, OR 97701 541.318. 0588
So, I usually wake up with some song in my head... but this morning it was "Luckenbach Texas" ... wtf?!! I can't get it out of my head now. Arrgh! Maybe this will pass it on to you.
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare.. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!
3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.
4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.
5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?
6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.
7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.
8. Same for pies. Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two ap
okay.......that.......was......AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! I think I had that same outfit! What can I say....I love that song!!!! one question: what's up with the homies?........that is SOLID talent!
Hey! Great to see you guys Friday night! Hope Bobby didn't offend, he likes to stir things up :)! Will you send me that picture you took of my pregnant state? thx!!
