Government, Politics, Antique Cars, Camping, Hiking, Fishing, Canoeing, Kayaking, Scouting. There is nothing like a good walk in the woods to rejuvenate your soul.
Music
Americana, Folk, Delta Blues, Doo Wop. Dig Johnny Cash. Dig Bob Dylan.
I don't listen to radio station K R A P (annoying rhythmic noise all the fucking time!. Like acoustic stuff.
Movies
I am a Mel Brooks fanatic. Young Frankenstein is the best movie ever made. Blazing Saddles is a very close second. I have been watching a lot of IFC lately. Where else in basic service land can you see nekkid bodies and full out cursing?
Where is Lee Marvin when we need him?
I also like the off beat thriller, like Ronin and the Professional.
Television
Why should I look at a piece of furniture? After all it is Satan's altar. All hail the mighty eye (or its modern equivalent, THE SATTELITE DISH)!
Seriously, though. I think that DVR machines are the best thing since sliced bread. Tell the Madison Ave. types to suck your big one.
About me: I am a white, middle aged, straight, married Anglo Saxon protestant with two kids and mortgage and I work for the government. Or in other words, the very definition of a racist bourgeois pig. And everyone knows the pigs are more equal than other animals.
In reality I am an angst ridden, post modern Archie Bunker who knows the world has passed him by. I spend my time venting my frustration in to the internet where people "pretend" to listen. So, if you have a bartender's ear, welcome aboard. I am an obsessive blogger. And I am never short on opinions and they are worth every cent they cost. Enjoy the ride.
By the way, has anyone got a cup of coffee? Or, maybe, some chocolate?
Got any ice cream?
By the way, I kind of like this online pseudo slavery app they have on here now. Buying and selling vitural people rocks. Check me out. I can be had cheap.
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Who I'd like to meet: Everything I know I learned from MAD magazine. But, the guys I wanted to meet have died (Bill Gaines, Dave Berg).
Meeting Al Jaffee would be cool, though.
As would Al Feldstein.
Funny. It takes a Jewish guy to point out the faults of us WASPS.
Ellie Conway is back: wisecracking, kicking ass and using her psycho-prophetic talents to grapple with a murderer with ulterior motives, secreted behind a series of grotesque crimes.
So I am running for president in 2012 and I would appreciate your support.
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