Jeff Buckely, At the-drive in, Mars Volta, Opus Dai, Fair to midland, Oedipus, Tool, Apex theory, Your mom, and Spinal Tap.
(Darren says... "Why is it that I haven't heard of half of the bands listed in out influences section? Who wrote that? Ray? Was that you Ray? Besides, you forgot the real influences behind the music... God, the Devil, the fucking government, years of the hard life livin' on the streets, marijuana, an insatiable lust for poon.....all those back alley blowjobs we had to give to get ahead.....I still cry about that sometimes......")
Ralph Says: No influences
Sounds Like
Raw power coming at you like a fully grow bull in heat!
RALPH SAYS:
The truth is that with the alignment of the galaxies...these four musicians are destined to close the interstellar void of what is now known as mindless generic music..aka.. bad rock and roll... overdriven distortion will now have a purpose to resonate... vocals will actually have correctly spelled lyrics... the drums and bass will make the heavenly worlds rumble... and we will conquer every single parallel universe
Ray says:
"We are a San Fernando Valley based four piece and we like to rock. This musical journey started when Ray(sexy guitar player) broke up with his band. He went from audition to audition until he realized that it would probably be better to start from scratch. So he contacted Ralph(theassiansensation) and asked if he would play drums for his new project. Phil(The undeclared stone) naturaly joined the band......well being Ralph's brother and all. But Phil's original weapon of choice was the guitar, but since finding a bass player(a good one at least) was extremly difficult he did the obvious thing and switched over to bass. Now a three piece, we started to look for a singer. After countless auditions we heard of this white guy that was said to be really, really good at singing. So one day the mysterious white guy came to audition for us,(He thought he was just there to jam with some guys) we where shocked to find out that the rumors where true, but we still we had a few other singers to audition. Shortly after we realized that Darren(sexy mother fucken ping-pong master) was the best pick........so...... we did. We were set, we were a hard rolling rock band ready to titty fuck the shit out of you! We hope you enjoy the selection we have chosen for you."
ralph my boy.. u didnt give me a date for this poly show... i gonna hurt u real bad... i take all ur strawberries without feeling guilty!! ill send all the kiddie choir on ur ass! (insert evil maniacal laughter here) muwahahahaha!
Hey just wanted to say thanks for the add. You guys have a great sound. The singer reminds me of Mike Patton. But keep up the good work. I look forward to hearing more from you guys. Later
I wanna Thank You guys for coming and playing at my party. You guys rock. Everyone liked you. from the youngins to the old geezers. I would love to see you guys play again so let me know of any shows you guys have. Ill be there front row center.
the show was weeks ago. and i'm just now getting to commenting. shut up.
so performance wise: darren and ray were high energy and positive. sorry ralph, i couldnt see you at all so i can't comment. but phil darling, you seemed disinterested and your energy was low.
music wise: INCREDIBLE. i had no idea all those beauty-ful notes were hiding underneath all of your belts... what talent you have boys!!! and ray, my god, ray. you serenaded the audience with your brilliant riffs of fire and light. truly talented you are my darlin'. and darren my sweet cousin. sweet being your voice of course, and nothing else. ;) but wooh. i was blown away by you as well. you sang with such passion and vigour i was flittering and fluttering inside to hear more from your mouth of music! okay. is that good enough?
love you all.
--AnaMUSTACHIO.
--Stazi [the cool one who posted darren's loverboy picture when he was 17.. what a cutie]
--Asia [the country]
--Fantasia [the movie]
--Anastasia [the russian princess]
LMAO.... Darren the.... wait... White boy the heart throb. You lok so dreamie. OH kick ass show last night you guys. This is my new favorite band, Well local band. Yeah you rocked. lates.
