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Anthony Jeselnik
Jokes / Stand-Up / Veterans/Legends
Brevity, motherfuckers.

Male
30 years old
New York City, NY
United States



Last Login: 7/19/2009
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   Anthony Jeselnik's Comedian Bio
BioAnthony Jeselnik was born and raised in Pittsburgh. He earned a B.A. in Literature from Tulane University. You will know him when you see him.
Websiteanthonyjeselnik.com
InfluencesJack Handey, Michael O’Donoghue
TV ShowsNBC's "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon", "Comedy Central Presents Anthony Jeselnik", HBO’s "Down and Dirty with Jim Norton", NBC’s "Late Night with Conan O’Brien", ABC’s "Jimmy Kimmel Live", Comedy Central’s "Premium Blend", NBC’s "Last Call with Carson Daly", MTV’s "Most Valuable Players"
FilmsMiss March

    Anthony Jeselnik's Interests
GeneralFour star
MusicThe White Stripes, Ghostface Killah, Elvis Costello
MoviesNo Country for Old Men, The Departed, The Proposition, King of New York, Children of Men
TelevisionThe Wire, Deadwood, Rome, Dexter, Brotherhood, 30 Rock, The Office, The Sarah Silverman Program, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
BooksKurt Vonnegut, Bret Easton Ellis
Heroes

     Anthony Jeselnik's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Pittsburgh
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian

   Anthony Jeselnik's Schools
Tulane University Of Louisiana
New Orleans,Louisiana
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
Minor: Business
Greek:   Alpha Tau Omega

1997 to 2001
Upper Saint Clair Hs
Pittsburgh,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1993 to 1997


   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 17 2009 8:00P
Comedy Cellar New York NY
Jul 17 2009 9:45P
Comedy Cellar New York NY
Jul 17 2009 11:30P
Comedy Cellar New York NY
Jul 19 2009 2:00P
Laughter In The Park 2009 @ Central Park New York NY
Jul 19 2009 7:30P
Comix New York NY
Jul 20 2009 9:00P
Comedy Cellar New York NY
Jul 21 2009 9:00P
Comedy Cellar New York NY
Jul 22 2009 9:00P
Comedy Cellar New York NY
Jul 27 2009 8:00P
Tell Your Friends @ Lolita Bar New York NY
Jul 30 2009 9:30P
Comix New York NY
Aug 10 2009 8:00P
The Doug Benson Interruption @ UCB Theater New York NY

Anthony Jeselnik's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Article in Punchline Magazine  (view more)

The Return of Flashback Master Ron Dempsey on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon  (view more)

Jeselnik on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon's "7th Floor West"  (view more)

First Comedian to Perform On Late Night with Jimmy Fallon  (view more)

The Gadsden Purchase on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon  (view more)

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   Anthony Jeselnik's Blurbs
About me:
If you haven't heard of me, you haven't been listening.
Who I'd like to meet:
Someone who will put me on Wikipedia.

   Anthony Jeselnik's Friend Space (Top 12)
Anthony Jeselnik has 2474 friends.
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 The Gay Blades 





Anthony Jeselnik's Friends Comments
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Jul 15 2009 4:27 PM

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Eric I





Jun 22 2009 12:30 PM

Will you cretins PLEASE stop "complimenting" Jeselnik with "compliments" like "u R sO mUcH BeTtEr ThAn dAnE CooK!"

It's insulting.

While you're at it, why don't you go to Kobe Bryant's myspace page and comment:

"OMG! Kobe - You're my favorite basketball player ever!

I think you're even better than Brain Scalabrene!"

DISCLAIMER: This analogy is NOT meant to suggest that Anthony Jeselnik has EVER been accused of any inappropriate behavior towards women in any way shape or form, except within the context of his jokes.
Robz





Jun 18 2009 10:49 PM

i have to say ura beast ,u make dane cook look like a retarded headless baby lol keep it up man
Matt Light





Jun 14 2009 5:47 PM

Anthony..... City of champions!!!!!
Kelsey





Jun 13 2009 9:01 AM

A friend of mine runs the show at Kabin and I didn't realize you were performing there...I've been out of the city as of late. If I'd realized you were performing at Kabin I would've tried to fly out from New Orleans. I'm never going to forgive myself.

Hope the set went well!
Chad Zumock





Jun 9 2009 4:03 PM

You are welcome Anthony!


Roman





Jun 8 2009 8:26 PM

come to california!
jason





Jun 3 2009 9:22 AM

suck a bloody pussy fart
kevin





Jun 2 2009 10:04 PM

did you go to school with shaun king?
Mikey Fiasco





May 8 2009 7:58 PM

great stuff...you gonna be coming back to the burgh any time soon touring?
Chris





May 6 2009 7:02 PM

Hey Anythony, I caught one of your shows in Chicago @ Zannies like four years ago for my birthday. I've never laughed so hard at a stand up show, and I've seen some heavy hitters. Hope things are working out for ya, your the shit!
Psycho///Kitten





Apr 25 2009 7:15 AM

I must admit... you are just about the sexiest thing I ever laid my eyes upon.
;-) How are ya?
Adam





Apr 24 2009 9:10 PM

dude your hillarious i hope i get to see your show some time.
is there a website or anything that i can watch more of your stuff?
Autumnesc





Apr 23 2009 2:32 PM

Do some shows out here in San Jose,Ca! That would rock!
THINNING THE HERD





Apr 23 2009 2:27 AM

Thinning the Herd will be blowing minds once more at:

Europa
98 Meserole
Greenpoint, Brooklyn

with Coolangatta Illness and more!

SUNDAY MAY 3

8:00 The Martians
8:45 Nice Daughters
9:30 Coolangatta Illness
10:15 Thinning the Herd

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Friend us on facebook too!

the SMITHSTONIANS





Apr 21 2009 6:41 PM

we thought you were coming to the Walton Arts center this month (in Fayetteville). Now it's some gig will JF? Talk about a snub...
Make it down when you can.
Jeremy





Apr 21 2009 2:29 AM

Big fan of your comedy, I always enjoy a comedian who has smart jokes and isn't your cookie cutter airport humor and guys and girls are so different crap that 90% of comedians use, your style is very fresh and original. Def one of my favorites.
Ganja Babe





Apr 21 2009 12:00 AM

Happy 420!

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Melanie





Apr 17 2009 12:27 AM

Dear Anthony,
I am going to be incredibly pissed if you do not come to San Diego or Los Angles.
Love,
Melanie Van Bebber

P.S Your funny as hell.
Elijah





Apr 16 2009 9:16 PM

I Burn Clothing
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Ryan





Apr 16 2009 5:18 PM

thanx for everything, great set.
you are a genuis
Baseballlvr Troy





Apr 15 2009 6:09 AM

YOU HAVE GOT TO COME TO ORLANDO!!!!
Red Velvet





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Apr 5 2009 10:59 AM

CHEERS FROM HUMBOLDT...THANKS FOR THE FRIENDSHIP...HAVE AN AMAZING WEEK...GOOD TIMES AND LAUGHTER AS WELL..YOUR FRIEND...ANGELO
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