Jared

www.myspace.com/anthropolemic

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  • 25 / Male
  • Charleston, South Carolina, US
  • Last Login: 3/22/2009

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Interests

  • General

    nerdism.
  • Music

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    Top artists this past week:
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    Top tracks this past week:
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    Top artists since October:
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    Top tracks since October:
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  • Movies

    Undefeatable
  • Television

    THUNNNNNNDAH!
  • Books

  • Heroes

    We can be them...just for one day.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: San Diego, CA
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 11" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Web developer/social media nerd

Schools

  • College Of Charleston

    • Charleston, SOUTH CAROLINA
    • Graduated: 2008
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Communication (Media Studies)
    2003 to 2008
  • Lander University

    • Greenwood, SOUTH CAROLINA
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Computer Science
    • Clubs: Top Dog (now UPC, apparently)
    2002 to 2003
  • Goose Creek High School

    • Goose Creek, SOUTH CAROLINA
    • Graduated: 2002
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1998 to 2002

Networking

Blurbs

About me:

I'm a weather MACHINE!

Read my blog.

What am I doing?

I'm pretty active here:

Jared Smith's Facebook profile

Who I'd like to meet:

High value individuals.

Comments

Displaying 25 of 291 comments
  • May 22 2009 7:53 PM

    happy birthday!
  • Oct 3 2008 5:19 PM

    it's just so maddening, i can't even begin to figure out how this is happening for the second year in a row.

    so few guys show up when it matters - how does EVERYBODY (with the exception of a few guys) just start to suck at the exact same time like this???

    it's impossible.

    it's the cubs.
  • Oct 2 2008 3:51 PM

    i'm tired of soriano being a pansy-assed impatient playoff prima donna

    i'm tired of cubs hitters swinging at every mother fucking pitch in the fucking dirt and at their fucking chin

    i'm tired of starting pitchers fucking blowing games wide open when they've baffled the opposition all season

    i'm tired of relief pitchers that can't hold shitty-ass runners when it really matters

    i'm tired of every shit-eating analyst searching for cosmic significance in every mother fucking god damn blown season for the LAST COCK SUCKING 100 MOTHER FUCKING YEARS!!!

    FUCKING WIN A GOD DAMN GAME TONIGHT!!!!

    JESUS!
  • Sep 17 2008 2:42 AM

    cubs' starting pitching, aaron rodgers and metallica(!!!) FTW!!!!!
  • Sep 9 2008 2:41 AM

    round 1 goes to rodgers...and will blackmon, of course.
  • Sep 5 2008 8:28 AM

    we need to catch up sometime throw the ol baseball around and shii.
  • Sep 5 2008 12:22 AM

    well well well

    next friday the "DEATH MAGNET" hits the shelves.

    featuring "unforgiven III" ;)

    actually, some of the pre-release reviews i've read have people really pleased, saying it sounds like it came straight out of the "justice" era.

    hm.

    i'll have to give it a listen - just because.

    just because.
  • Aug 29 2008 1:51 PM

    Hows it goin man? Ya it has been a while... I'll be coming back mid-September. I'm looking forward to it - scrambling to find an apt. now, heh.
  • Aug 7 2008 4:32 AM

    i can't believe brett is playing, but not for my team.

    this is one of the strangest feelings...
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  • Jun 21 2008 6:34 PM

    mr. edmonds just cranked 2 solo shots in one inning against those bastard white sox.

    9 run 4th inning! love it!
  • Jun 3 2008 4:48 AM

    well, i gotta say, edmonds is starting to come around for us.

    a big home run in that insane come from behind win against the rockies last friday. he's hitting .258 in 11 games (.571 to start the month,) he's got 4 doubles, a triple and 5 rbi's. the doubles and triple all coming over the last 4 games.

    he always played really, really well at wrigley when he was with the cards - i think that's one of the reasons we picked him up.

    but for a platooning center fielder (with reed johnson) i'm pretty satisfied so far.

    what's happening with the padres?
  • May 24 2008 3:24 PM

    Happy Birthday Brother!!! I'll be callin' the Ponderosa on Sunday so we can catch up then. Loves.
  • May 23 2008 2:09 PM

    Happy birthday man!
  • May 23 2008 3:50 AM

    Happy Birthday Jared! I really hope that you have a good one!
  • May 23 2008 3:21 AM

    happy birthday jared :) glad I got to see you for a little bit during my visit to charleston, it was quite a weekend! good luck with the move!
  • May 22 2008 3:22 PM

    happy birthday my brother.
  • May 22 2008 3:04 PM

    ah ha! my turn.

    happy birthday, my man!
  • May 20 2008 12:41 PM

    thanks for the facebook wishes, man.

    as for the stars, you won't see me complain. they played 18 games this post season, that's 1 more game than the LAST 3 post seasons combined.

    they went out in the first round the last 3 years.

    they took out anaheim (defending champs,) and san jose (favored to go to the finals,) two teams they weren't supposed to beat. plus, they made a series of it with detroit after going down 0-3. good experience for all the new young guys on the team, and something to make them hungry for next year. almost all of this team is under contract for next season.

    it's good to see stars hockey back to being respectable. that's what happens when you make brett hull your co-gm ;)

    so now it's officially baseball season!

    the cubs are rockin, and i'm excited.

    hope you're well, man!
  • May 13 2008 4:16 PM

    slow start to the year for the padres - but it's still very early.

    much more to be played.

    apparently we may be picking up edmonds off waivers...not sure how i feel about that.
  • May 5 2008 8:22 PM

    I went and saw iron man lastnight, it was badass.. and they're making another one. cant wait.
  • May 4 2008 1:16 AM

    i plan on it, hard part is finding someone to go with.
  • Mar 29 2008 5:33 PM

    Hey Jared
    Wsup :)
    great to see you have my song playing on your profile.
    That means you must have a good taste for music. hehe :p
    have a great weekend my friend !
  • Mar 22 2008 12:02 AM

    yay re:your status! almost done! miss ya! ♥ h
  • Mar 20 2008 9:16 PM

    O hai. Do you remember many, many years ago you sent me a link to a "life simulation" game? I've been looking all over for it but I can't remember the name of the game or website for the life of me. It probably doesn't exist any more, but it was really cool.
    lol