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Influences
the sound of two bricks being banged together; Motion Relic; Audioluxx; Napoleon; Uranium Club
Rudy Baker (1984-2006) a.k.a. Tim “The Me” Borkovski, was THE GREATEST BLOG AUTHOR OF ALL TIME. He was also a commentator, musician, and was widely known for his keen musical abilities and writings that reflected his odd philosophical outlook on life. He died on July 27, 2006 of a brain aneurysm that doctors attributed to his strange thinking pattern. He died one year after his death. ______________________________________________________________ He was also known as the "Human Bus." _____________________________________________________________
He both wrote, directed, and starred in his own novels: a feat never before accomplished by any other person to have ever lived on the face of the planet or within 2 miles beneath the face of the planet.
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Just like Elvis, Sasquatch and UFOs, Rudy Baker sightings are commonly reported.
______________________________________________________________ Rudy Baker was also known as a staunch supporter of human rights, and hated people who preferred animal rights. “Whales take up too much space in our beautiful oceans. God gave us the oceans to swim in. Whales are using and abusing the oceans, even taking craps in them. That’s why I support human rights. We need to stick together as humans and we need to be proud that we are human. Don’t let animals get you down, and when they do, we must remain positive. Humans are only one of millions of species on this planet. If we are going to win the "human race," then we must organize against the animals. I sell T-shirts at my shows that say “Human Pride – Kill All the Animals.” ______________________________________________________________ Rudy Baker spent his last remaining days telling people just how amazed he was at God’s brilliance.
“ You gotta admire God. God tells people to blow up abortion clinics - and they do it! Shit, I try to tell people to blow up abortion clinics all the time and nobody ever does. I told the lady who lives downstairs to go out and blow up an abortion clinic, and sure enough, she didn't. I told the guy in the 7-11 one day who was buying an iced-tea, that he should blow up an abortion clinic, and he didn't do it. I even tried a more subtle approach by hinting at the old lady in front of me at the supermarket that, you know, if she wasn't that busy, and, considering that there are some abortion clinics with no bombs in them, that, well, ... are you actually gonna write a check for your groceries? God even tells people to strap bombs on their person and detonate them at tangentially strategic political targets - and they do it!!! I've been telling many people for many years to do this and I have been completely ignored in this department. I was in traffic on the Parkway and I rolled down my window and spoke with my greatest God-like voice to the approximately 26 year-old girl in the silver Honda parallel in the right lane "Go get a bomb-belt and blow yourself up, why don't ya." I think I got a strange look back at me. I didn't even specify a target and left it up to her good judgment. What the fuck, if God can do it, why can't I? I don't know how God gets away with all this shit. I think it boils down to the fact that God has "pizazz" and I don't. You gotta admire God. I think we should all try to be more like God and tell people to blow things, and themselves, up.
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August, 14 2008 at THUR- PANTHER (KRS), DIGITAL LEATHER, FIASCO, EULA, ELECTRIC BUCKET, & MURDERVAN 21 daniel st, Milford Local Takeover 3 Year Celebration, Connecticut 06460 Cost : $5
I found these fireworks at a construction site. I had to steal them because I can't afford them. I think everyone will be impressed when I light them in my backyard.
groovski schmoovski. EVEN more blogs, please. just because i don't comment on them, doesn't mean i don't love them just the same. why aren't you in ct? are you amish? xoxo
I'm currently booking the my dad is dead 2008 northeaast tour. What's the availability of your bathroom for early August? Can we get a $500 guarantee? Thanks!
Sorry Rudy ... didn't mean to leave you out again ... but Andrea and Adam joined the Units a while back. Hope this doesn't mean you have it out for us now?! t
This is Stacy shooting the terrorists with her nurse from the retirement home; it is their fault I am old and pissed off. Call me sometime, or write you fucking recluse. Miss you, uh-oh, nurse has to change my diaper, that is not all I pay him for.....
