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  • Mike Retoff

  • 20 / Male
  • Schweinfurt, Bayern, DE
  • Last Login: 11/9/2009

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  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Seoul, South Korea
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: Asian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Soldier/Pokemon Trainer
  • Income: Less than $30,000

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About me:

My name's Mike. I'm laid back. I'm random. Sometimes my jokes only make sense to me, but I can still make you laugh. I try to believe that everything happens for a reason. I used to make money in high school as a PRO GAMER.

I travel and move a lot. I went to 12 different schools before graduating. I plan on starting college soon.. Whenever I get a chance. I'm living in Germany for the next two years or so.

I joined the Army for some reason.. I guess I've done some pretty awesome things while I've been in. Now my right eye socket is made of titanium.

I'm Korean, Sicilian, and German.

Likes
Rain
Arizona Green Tea
Vault
Beef Jerky
Animals

Dislikes
Pickles
Baked Potatoes
Liars

AIM- Antiheroismyhero
YIM- Antiheroftw
MSN- Jjoushi@msn.com

Who I'd like to meet:

Zooey Deschanel.

Interests

  • General

    I want a dog. Either a Mini Siberian Husky, German Shepherd, Mini American Eskimo, or Japanese Shiba dog.

  • Music

    The Academy Is..., Acceptance, Anberlin, A Perfect Circle, As I Lay Dying, Atreyu, Beastie Boys, Bloc Party, The Blood Brothers, The Bloodhound Gang, Brand New, Cursive, Death Cab For Cutie, Deftones, Emery, Enter Shikari, Face To Face, The Faint, Funeral For A Friend, Hot Hot Heat, Incubus, Jimmy Eat World, The Killers, The Kooks, Letter Kills, Mae, The Manchester Orchestra, Matisyahu, Mayday Parade, MC Chris, Mindless Self Indulgence, Minus The Bear Nine Inch Nails, Modest Mouse, Motion City Soundtrack, Muse, Placebo, The Postal Service, Queens Of The Stoneage, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rise Against, Saosin, Senses Fail, Silverstein, Soilwork, System Of A Down, Taking Back Sunday, Tenacious D, There For Tomorrow, Thursday, Underoath, The Used, and a lot more..

    ..

  • Movies

    A Clockwork Orange, Adventureland, The Boondock Saints, Dawn of the Dead (any zombie movie), Death Sentence, Evil Dead I & II, Fight Club, The Foot Fist Way, The Girl Next Door, GoodFellas, Half Baked, Iron Man, Napoleon Dynamite, Pineapple Express, Punk Love, Running Scared, Sex Drive (Unrated), Step Brothers, Strange Wilderness, Swingers, The Unborn, Yes Man, etc..

  • Television

    Ahh! Real Monsters, The Angry Beavers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Boondocks, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Cow and Chicken, Doug, Ed Edd n' Eddy, Family Guy, Futurama, Home Movies, House, iCarly, Johnny Bravo, Kenny vs Spenny, King of the Hill, Metalocalypse, MxC, Rocko's Modern Life, Scrubs, South Park, Reno 911, Robot Chicken, That 70's Show, and Weeds.

  • Books

    GOOSEBUMPS, DUH.

  • Heroes

    My parents. Mostly my mom.

Comments

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  • JessicaJessica Hennig

    Nov 6 2009 11:46 PM

    does the number of years determine how much they help you? with school and such
  • JessicaJessica Hennig

    Nov 6 2009 10:33 PM

    but I just don't think I could sacrifice that many years of my life to it, being that it's something I don't really want to do. But it would be better than my life right now. The pros and cons seem to stay balanced, and that makes it hard for me to decide
  • JessicaJessica Hennig

    Nov 6 2009 7:59 PM

    yeah, that's what my bro says. He said air force is best for women, but I really just don't know......I've always told myself I wouldn't do it....it wouldn't be a bad idea, but it's not a great one either.
  • JessicaJessica Hennig

    Nov 6 2009 12:19 AM

    it's true...I have a stressful life. Oh! how do you like the army? I'm thinking about joining, or the navy, I don't know though
  • X♥X jMay; X♥X

    Oct 30 2009 2:03 AM


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  • "C0dY M0tHeR (f-W0rD)in…Cody Flynn

    Oct 18 2009 8:39 AM

    Dude I'm trying to come to Germany don't know if it'll work but I'm trying
  • Tyler & Heather [Both H…

    Oct 5 2009 3:12 PM

    She was in a horrible car wreck, so she came over and had me take pictures of her injuries for the insurance.  It looks a lot worse in this picture than it really was, which probably helps her case, lawlz.
  • PandaAmanda Danbara

    Sep 24 2009 6:47 PM

    ITS MY NEW NICKNAME, DONT HATE :D
  • Tobz

    Sep 17 2009 1:37 PM

    Brisbane bro, it's on the east coast.
  • MichaelMichael Wright

    Aug 29 2009 3:34 AM

    Hell yea i ended up having a child with chrissy his name lil mike 2 lol nice to hear your doin good bro.
  • SethSeth Alton

    Aug 20 2009 6:07 AM

    hell yes... so we're going metallica later on tonight right? hehe
  • SethSeth Alton

    Aug 19 2009 7:46 PM

    yeah... usually... depends on what the deal is... been getting my ass kicked at the Metallica edition on hard though...
  • X♥X jMay; X♥X

    Aug 19 2009 1:52 AM

    yeah i just left gordon last wednesday. im still in jump school at benning and... im not going to germany anymore ); im going to bragg.
  • 5*[Dutchie Dynamite]™Dutchie Dynamite

    Aug 14 2009 1:49 AM

    boo.
  • Tobz

    Aug 7 2009 10:55 AM

    dude is your scrawny asian ass picking up fine young german ladies? PIX NAO!!!! ZOMG!#1111. Btw bro my bowflex is actually made out of chuck norris, ohpf.
  • BoogeycreamKevin Rojas

    Aug 7 2009 10:28 AM

    srly y thats fucked!!!!!!
  • BoogeycreamKevin Rojas

    Aug 7 2009 10:17 AM

    i want 2 go back!!!!!!!!!!!1
  • BoogeycreamKevin Rojas

    Aug 7 2009 10:17 AM

    WHOA bro u still in naz?
  • Tobz

    Aug 6 2009 4:25 PM

    prestige worldwide homie, it isn't just a name, it's a way of life ohpf. I've been catching up with ol Tyler bates rofl. Brb bowflexing yo.
  • Lindsay KayLindsay McMall

    Aug 5 2009 6:35 AM

    I'm fine. My feet aren't.
  • Lindsay KayLindsay McMall

    Aug 5 2009 6:04 AM

    you okay after this morning?
  • Lindsay KayLindsay McMall

    Aug 3 2009 10:16 PM

    you should come join me, but you don't have to sleep on the floor. that would be rude.
  • Eden

    Jul 29 2009 9:50 AM

    didn't rowling say he was gay or sum shit???
  • Tyler & Heather [Both H…

    Jul 27 2009 4:15 AM

    Sounds magical. Brit and I made plans to go to a strip club with Laura, but something came up. It was really disappointing. Maybe we'll do that for Tyler's birthday, lawl.
  • Tyler & Heather [Both H…

    Jul 25 2009 4:16 AM

    Thanks. ^_^ We had a party today, and we drew Poke'mon on all the balloons, lol. There's pics and everything.