Anti-Lou (1995-2000), the quintessential cow pasture rock ‘n roll band of the mid-to-late nineties, stole more girlfriends from each other than they did their fans. Born in the midst of adolescent hormones, bad hairstyles, and nicotine poisoning, the band changed lineups numerous times (Derek Smith - original drummer, John Howard - guitarist, Dwayne Davis - bass, Joshua Holt - guitar, Jeff Pillow - vocals) before cementing their legacy in a cow pasture between Cullen and Madisonville, VA at a little place known as the Cabin. But hell, who can forget the Mule Barn? Or the house Derek told us we had permission to practice in but really didn't until the cops showed up?
But yes, when it all boils down to it, The Cabin is how you knew them. You may have even had sex on one of the mattresses upstairs or rowed one of our boats in the watershed buck naked at one point in time.Perhaps you participated in a “Who Has The Harriest Ass Contest” or played strip poker in the “dining room.”Or maybe you’re the asshole who always used the indoor bathroom when you knew we didn’t have running water or plumbing.Nonetheless, you remember us well.
What was once an eighth grade dream filled with expectations of becoming the next Silverchair or Nirvana, Goldfinger, or Guns ‘N Roses quickly became a reality a few years later when we all actually bought instruments and learned how to play “Lithium.”Though you remember us as “Anti-Lou,” we once considered such names as “Free Government Cheese” to lure in unsuspecting listeners who wanted “free cheese;” as well as “Alien Pen Pal,” “Feed the Dead Fish,” and my personal favorite, “Burrito Fuzz.”
The final lineup consisted of Joshua Holt, also known as “Josh Holt” (guitar, vocals, bass), Jeff Pillow who now writes “Jeffrey Pillow” on his papers because he wants to be a writer and that sounds more literary-like (bass, vocals), Dwayne Davis, also known as Shaggy, not the reggae/R&B guy but the cartoon character (guitar, backing vocals), and Scott Hall who enjoys Zebra Cakes and Camel cigarettes (drums). Known for their songs that made the girls drool and throw granny panties, but while at the same time made the guys in the audience slam dance or at least drink Natural Light, Anti-Lou was effin’ unstoppable. They were Superman without the spandex and red underwear.Their mix of switching vocalists to make drunk people think they were hallucinating was their number one ingredient.They toured the world over back then.But then again, the world at that time meant Lynchburg, Clarksville, Charlotte Court House, Drakes Branch, cow pastures, after-prom parties, birthday parties, regular parties, and our own parties, which were the shit and if you weren’t there then you were pretty much a loser. No, I’m serious.Everyone concurs on this point.
After the band disbanded, which can only be reminiscent of the Bryan Adams song, “Summer of 69,” the members of Anti-Lou broke off and started their own projects. But first, let me show you what I mean by the band’s demise being like that Bryan Adams song I just mentioned:
I got my first real six-string / Bought it at the five-and-dime / Played it till my fingers bled / It was the Summer of ’99 / Me and some guys from school / Had a band and we tried real hard / Jeff quit and Scott got married / I should have known we’d never get far / Oh but when I look back now / That summer seemed to last forever / And if I had the choice / Yeah, I’d always wanna be there / Those were the best days of my life.
Anywho, Scott and Dwayne formed Pinhook and recorded one album before dismantling around 2004; Jeff formed the short-lived punk band Scab and the Infections and then created a solo project under “scab the poet” to record the folk song, Fallen Angel, along with Dwayne; and Josh also recorded a solo demo, later moving to Southwest Virginia to help form the pop-punk band, The Trashbag Ponchos, which still exist today.
People liked us.Now remember us. Enjoy the greatest rock 'n roll band to ever step foot into a pile of cow manure and re-live your high school hangover all over again.
Track Listing:
·People (Joshua Holt - vocals)
·Last Caress (Jeff Pillow - vocals)
·Louie, Louie (Jeff Pillow - vocals)
·Rearview Mirror (Dwayne Davis, Jeff Pillow, Joshua Holt - vocals)
·The Lesbian Song (Joshua Holt - vocals)
·The A-Chord Song (Joshua Holt – vocals)
·Fallen Angel (Jeff Pillow – vocals)
All recordings took place at The Recording Zone with Jhon Ackerman.
what in the hell is all this about me getting fat and having a beer gut about? this is an outrage! I am still the sexy member of this ugly ass band that is a definite!!!....bitches.
We hit 4000 plays on the music player today. I can't believe our songs have been listened to four-thousand times. That is the equivalent of 8000 times if you multiply 4000 by each ear.
So nobody has left a freakin comment on here since may?! What the hell man? Alright there's a comment. I wonder how long this will stay at the top of the list. SO has anyone else noticed how very often a farmers tan is shown in the picutres up there? I didn't realize how much I used to run around with no shirt on. But I gues when you're that damn built you just gotta show it off right?
Anti-Lou, as our myspace page approaches a few thousand friends we would like to take the time and thank you for being one of them. We have some exciting things happening this summer so don't hesitate to visit the site and check up on us. Thanks again Anti-Lou.
we just wanted to take the time to thank you so much for checking us out and becoming a part of what we're doing. we hope to never let you down!
our baby is now officially in stores everywhere! please give it a good home! and keep in touch with us!! my screen name is RyanBismyHero if you ever want to talk!
Ain't no way you got a picture of Josh smoking weed 'cause he's never done that. Sure it's not Ricky or some other long haired cracker? Haha. Or maybe it's a cigarette.
I completely forgot about you hiding that time. Sorry about that. It was probably from Shauna's dad wasn't it? My mom had to hit him once with a phone book back in the Cabin days because he came to my house complaining about us.
SO...I CAME ACROSS A PIC OF JOSH SMOKIN SUM GANJA...ITS ON LIKE THE 3RD OR 4TH PAGE OF MY PICS ON MY PAGE! I AINT EVEN KNO I HAD THIS PIC...CRAZYNESS....IMMA CHEK 4 MORE OLD PICS...I THINK I GOT SUM PICS OF YALL CRAZY ASSES ROCKIN OUT AT THE CABIN....DATS CRAZY MY BLACK ASS WAS LIKE ONE OF THE ONLY MOFOS DAT CAME OUT THURR IN THE WOODS ROUND ALL WHITE FOLKS....GLAD I DIDNT GET LYNCHED....J/K!!! I LUV YALL GUYS...WE HAD A LOTTA FUN EXCEPT FOR DAT TIME I HAD TO HIDE UPSTAIRS AND SHIT WHEN THEM OLDHEADS CAME DOWN THERE....BUT IT WAS FUNNY AND GOOD TIMES.....MISS YALL FOOLS!
Where are the pictures at Kelly! Dag! I want to see pictures of cow manure between Josh Holt's toes, naked people fishing, mohawks sticking out trash-cans, Scott eating Zebra Cakes and drinking brewskies, Brandon Shepherd's ass crack, buck naked women playing cards, and Dwayne's little blue festiva that had five gears. And the ghost of Ray Carwile. You know he's in one of those pictures throwing cups across the room...