Okay, this is the stupidest idea ever, but I don't care. Stupidity is at the heart of MySpace, and I don't want that tradition to die.
The sole reason for this profile existing is to get as many people as possible on it's friends list. yes, more than tom. yes, that's hella hard-- but that's not going to stop me from trying.
So, add me to your friends list
http://www.myspace.com/antitom
Then remove Tom from your friends list
Finaly copy and paste this into a new bulletin and post it for everyone to see. (don't forget the requisite supernatural threat, ie. "if you don't send this to 13.5 people in the next 9 minutes your shoes will untie tomorrow in a socially aqward moment.")
Let's see how well this works...