MySpace - Apocalypse Meow - 82 - Female - Columbus, Ohio

If you take my profile too seriously and think I'm someone important... you're an idiot. But if you wanna kiss my ass, go ahead... inflate my ego - I won't protest.

Who am I... In a nutshell... I'm small and I have fun colored hair. I like tattoos. I have some.

I've got a dark sarcastic sense of humor. I love offensive comedy.
Daniel Tosh is my favorite comedian - if you don't know who he is please jump into oncoming traffic cuz you're not cool enough to live.

I guess I can come off as mean, evil, heartless, etc. That just means you don't know me very well... but then again, who really knows anyone these days?
Truth be told, I'm a complete smartass 24/7. I'm a pretty likeable person - so I've been told, a little crazy, but so are my friends and I like it that way.

I love music more than anything. It's my passion, it's my life force, it's what keeps me together. I live my life through lyrics of a song.

I'm quite the grammar nazi.
Seriously, learn to speak proper english. You don't sound cool, you sound ignorant.

I own more leopard print than Peggy Bundy.

I'm not a fan of people who think they are oh so cool cuz of whatever scene they're in. No really, you people suck. If you think you're better than someone because you're super hardcore punk rock, oh so goth, the trendiest hipster, just another naked girl on the internet, whatever, then you're living life like it's still high school. That's sad. It was lame then, it's still lame now. Life isn't about labels & pigeonholes, please don't try and put me in a box.

The only person you truly have is yourself, so sometimes you just gotta do what's gonna make you happy. Don't depend on someone else to do it for you. Selfish? Maybe. But it's the truth. At least I'm not afraid to admit it.

Contrary to the whole rock n roll thing I seem to have going on now, I actually grew up listening to rap & hip hop as a kid.... You know mid-80's to mid 90's, when it was GOOD.... for this reason I've been known to "drop some knowledge" with the rap skills. I'm pretty hip for a white girl, just sayin. It makes my friends lol.

I may seem like an open book, but the truth is you will never truly know who I am. I tend to keep my deepest thoughts & emotions bottled up.

I don't mind sharing my personal opinions to people. Contrary to popular belief, I actually do have more to say than witty comments and sarcastic jokes.

I may look girly, but I'm a tomboy at heart.

I've been thru some rough times (who hasn't?) but it's made me who I am. I wouldn't change a thing. You know what they say, what doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. Consider it a lesson learned.

I'm an Irish lass thru & thru. I will drink you under the table. My temper is that to be reckoned with. No, I am not afraid to hit you.

---Everything in its right place---
I am obsessive compulsive... and then some. I live for organization, lists, and routine. You don't even know the method to my madness.

I'd like to believe everything happens for a reason. I believe in Karma, omens, and that the energy around us controls our environment.
No, I do not believe there is a man in the sky watching all of us and hearing all of our thoughts. Funny fairy tales of the sort are not my cup of tea. I completely despise Christianity and all organized religion.

I'm a Scorpio and big into astrology.

I like to go out & party, but in all honestly I prefer being a lil anti-social hermit crab in my cave the majority of the time.

I am a total movie nerd.

I like girls -- and not because I want some stupid guy's attention. Girls like that are pathetic. I want to hit you. A lot.
I date men & women. No, I'm not confused, just greedy. Please do not argue with me about my sexual preference; I could care less for your opinion. Same goes for homophobes - sincerely fuck off.

Vivid & I are siamese twin sisters - separated at the labia.

My friends are nuts and the best group of friends a person could ask for. We are loud, obnoxious, and should never be allowed in public.

I tend to think more like a man than a woman and find myself sexist against my own gender.

I like to drink but I'm not an alcoholic; the truth is I don't drink that often... but when I do, I do it right and make a point to be drunk-fantastic.
However, I'm never "that girl" - you'll never find me crying, throwing up on some sidewalk, or slutting it up with some stranger. I might try to climb a tree or punch a stranger, but I won't be some emotional trainwreck of a female. Those girls make me point & laugh.

I'm aware that I'm a participant in shameless self-promotion. Go team me!

You'll never catch me watching some chick flick like Legally Blonde or Steel Magnolias. *vomit*

I have no patience for liars, fakes, stupid people, homophobes, people who lack their own personality or identity, and dumb girls who still live life like they are in high school cliques. Please take this time to grow up.

Feminine men: be still my heart. I love girly guys... or any kind of guy who actually takes care of himself. *swoons*

Fake people disgust me.... and are easy to see through, so give up the act.

I'm brutally honest - even when the truth hurts. Sorry, quit being a baby, stop crying, and be happy someone's actually being straight up with you. It doesn't happen that often.

No. I do not give a shit if you think I'm degrading myself for being naked on the internet or anything of that nature. I'm 100% secure with myself that I don't need you to tell me what's right or wrong. If I wanted to be preached to, I'd go to church. Worry about yourself. Plzkthxbye.

I fucking LOVE football! I know, it doesn't seem like it would be my thing (sorry Bunni) but it is. Love it!

I cannot stand LIARS! I hate hate HATE being lied to. I'd rather be hurt by honesty than betrayed by lies.

I'll be the most loyal friend you can count on, but if you betray me I'll be your worst nightmare. What can I say, chalk it up to being a Scorpio and screwed over one too many times.

Nothing makes me happier than jumping on a plane or in a car and going somewhere. I love getting away...

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