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GeneralThe Pledge of Allegiance. Let's get it correct people! In the below video we show you how it's done right!

QUOTES!!! The great thing about quotes is that they can be made anytime, and, by virtue of being a quote, will therefore live forever. Popular mythology suggests that the great American Patriot Thomas Paine made nothing but quotes everytime he spoke. While he is long dead, his words certainly live on. See below:

Force Lang, the first non-founder to join the American Patriots League, celebrates his five month anniversary with the team. Force quotes: "You know, it's not great offense that wins the ball game, and it's not great defense...it's great special teams. And that's what I think the American Patriots League is...a special team."

The below video will present you with some insight into our political ideologies, as well as with a little look into a typical meeting...enjoy! Do you know the old standard "Blaze of Glory" by American singer/songwriter Jon Bon Jovi? Well here is our take on it. It is called "Blaze of Old Glory" (though this doesn't imply that we are burning the flag...though it is okay if you do...but you shouldn't...although it is an expression of free speech...although you aren't talking, you're burning...but maybe you can't talk, and the only way you are able to communicate is if you set things on fire? We respect your disability. Burn away.)


The below video depicts some downtime typical of any grassroots political movement. In times of change, don't be alarmed if tempers flare! When revolution is in the air, your blood should be hot! If it isn't, then either you are dead, on the side of the bad guys, or some sort of lizard (or fish).



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American University
Washington, DC
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: America
Minor: America
 

1994 to 2004



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We are an elite organization devoted to repairing the rift that exists in this great country. We have commissioned a documentary crew to record our actions, for the sake of history. In no way do we intend to compare ourselves to the late Jesus Christ, but it should be noted that he had guys following him around, writing the bible. We're just saying... PLEASE WATCH THE BELOW EXCERPTS FROM OUR VIDEO DIARY
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Beneath this prose is the first music video presented by the American Patriots League, set to our song 'King George's England.' There is a pretty good chance that this video is going to land APL on TRL. We are happy to be the SNDTRK of the USA!

Hey! Look at that! It's time for us to have a little fun with the good old USA! In this video, the Patriots do a little 'Improv' on the idea of America.

The most important thing about starting an American Revolution is organization. The best way to organize is to hold meetings that discuss organization. In order to hold a meeting, you need people. The below video presents some role playing of typical situations that you will encounter as you try to get people to your meeting.

The below entry in the American Patriots League video diary will answer three questions often asked by those who desire a better America: 1) How is a revolution like a snowball? 2) What is the best way to kill an evil prince? 3) Are robots people?


Do you like Tequila? Force Lang does not. As the below video suggests, not everyone is a 'big tequila guy.' The below video also provides a little insight into the past activities of the American Patriots League.



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kathyclark for president, 2008





Mar 15 2007 7:56 AM

Patriots! America needs you now more than ever.

Sing me a song please.

The Accidental Philosopher





Mar 2 2007 11:07 AM

Pooping with a smile!

hooray for Kathy!
Jeff





Feb 20 2007 3:15 AM

Yahoo! fewiaijo
kathyclark for president, 2008





Feb 19 2007 8:18 AM

Happy President's Day, Patriots!

I've decided that when I'm president in 2009, I'll hold all my press conferences from the presidential toilet. I will attempt to have a bowel movement as the press hammers me with questions. That way, all the crap will come out my rear instead of my mouth.

Keep the flame alive!!! Revolution with a smile!!!
Martin List





Jan 21 2007 7:38 AM





This
is
SO
funny!




Intrepid Traveler





Jan 14 2007 9:27 PM

Good sirs! The road to the SuperBowl does indeed go through Indianapolis and Chicago! Force and I are not only Patriots but football prophets as well. God bless American Football! or what ever higher power you answer to. Ps.Never did see that tea party footage
Bob





Jan 7 2007 4:17 PM

Greetings.
howve you been doing lately, havent heard from you in a while.... did you get that memo i sent you?
Kevin's Sugarbeet





Jan 6 2007 8:20 PM

where'd you guys get your costumes?
kathyclark for president, 2008





Dec 31 2006 7:45 AM

Greetings, Good Patriots!!! I hope you have a gratifying New Year's Eve and usher in 2007 with bravada!

Let's kick some ass in 2007!!! Keep the flame alive!
The Accidental Philosopher





Dec 26 2006 9:12 AM

Where have you been? I am lonely for your patriotic stylings....
Katrina C.M.





Dec 24 2006 6:57 AM

The Accidental Philosopher





Dec 21 2006 12:14 PM

you don't look deeply into my eyes when you kiss me anymore. are you falling out of love with me?
kathyclark for president, 2008





Dec 13 2006 6:59 AM

Hello Patriots! All quiet on the Patriotic Front? I miss your missives. But I understand. This work of saving America is time-consuming business.

Keep the flame alive, y'all! Revolution with a smile!!!!
Intrepid Traveler





Dec 2 2006 3:28 PM

Good sirs it is the season. Football season to be exact. Force's preseason predictions are coming true. One question though, I know you guys are Patriots but do you dispise the new england patriots as much as I do? Go Colt! Go Bears!
The Accidental Philosopher





Nov 29 2006 9:00 PM

what's my patriotic horoscope?
Anthony Neff (whisper revolution)





Nov 29 2006 4:23 PM

Love the horoscopes...



sTv





Nov 29 2006 3:47 PM

The light within You, is Within the Light!
THE DARK QUEEN OF METAL™





Nov 19 2006 2:59 PM

Hello my fellow men how are we? Well our elections in our state was 50/50 win. Guess you can't get better than that:D Wanted to stay in touch keep the good word out. Peace
Fawv





Nov 18 2006 5:07 PM

patriots are ninjas at heart
The Accidental Philosopher





Nov 17 2006 5:25 AM

Not only is Walken NOT running, but I should stop drinking the stupid juice before I check myspace. I don't know what is more disturbing- that I fell for it or how unhappy I am that it's not true.
Politipunk





Nov 14 2006 6:00 PM

awesome show, guys! go America!
Intrepid Traveler





Nov 13 2006 4:26 PM

Whats up good sirs! Sorry for the Absence lately. Job in the sticks again. Well keep kicking that Patriotic ass and making me laugh.
The Accidental Philosopher





Nov 7 2006 1:39 PM

Damn it. I voted and messed up my hair. But on a brighter note... Walken in running in 2008. Fer real....



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It's not too early to be thinking about the future of this country and who's going to lead it. Election after election we're given the "choice" between two unappealing candidates and have no choice but to vote for the one we dislike less. But now, that's about to change.
Stepping up to the forefront of politics is a new type of leader, motivated by his love for his country, not special interest groups. His distinct image and captivating voice you already know, and now it's your chance to make him the leader of the people, for the people, by the people. That's right... Christopher Walken is running for President.

Now, at this early stage of the campaign, is when the grass-roots voters like us can really influence the candidates we'll see in the elections. So take a few minutes to visit the Walken 2008 Home Page at http://www.walken2008.com, read about the man and his ideas, and send them a message of your support. This is how the system should work, and now's your chance to have your voice. Don't let it slip away!

Sincerely,
-A caring citizen
November Pain





Nov 7 2006 10:56 AM

I wrote Force in for Governor. APL!
The Accidental Philosopher





Nov 7 2006 7:34 AM

hey, it's raining. i dont think im gonna vote.
kathyclark for president, 2008





Nov 6 2006 8:09 PM

Happy November 7!

Not sure who to vote for or why?

Vote kathyclark!!!

Just write kathyclark in for any and all positions of authority so that everyone will get FREE HUGS!!!

Voting is easy. Just do it.
mina





Nov 4 2006 11:58 PM

why do you have to screen my comments before they get posted? it's a free country. you're not the boss of me. sorry for living. just felt like using those lines. favorites from 3rd and 4th grade.
James Tripp for President





Nov 3 2006 9:30 PM

Some people were offended by a joke I made about Gilligan’s Island.

At no time did I mean to imply that the White House was an island or that the friends of Gilligan were as dumb as the people who live on the island.

When I called the President, “Gilligan,” I did not mean to impugn a trademark of the Time Warner Corporation or the late actor Bob Denver. In my book, the trademark and the late actor are A-OK.

I now acknowledge that Karl Rove is nothing like the Skipper™, Jonas Grumby™, although he has been known to hit everyone's favorite "little buddy™" over the head with Jack Abramoff's hat and exclaim, "Gilligan™!" I am sorry if I maligned the Skipper™ or devalued the underlying rights of the character.

I was wrong to make fun of Tony Snow using the character of the Professor™. I apologize.

Thurston Howell III™ is no Dick Cheney. Dick Cheney has more money.

It was wrong to call Condoleezza Rice, “Lovey™.”

Donald Rumsfeld is clearly not a visiting Cannibal™ from a nearby island. I apologize.

James Tripp
kathyclark for president, 2008





Nov 3 2006 11:04 AM

When you don't know who to vote for on November 7, just write in kathyclark. For any and all offices. kathyclark for everything. kathyclark for tea and cakes. kathyclark for jumping in mud puddles. kathyclark for Super Scout of Spontaneous Dance Combustion.

Voting is easy.
Josh





Nov 3 2006 9:39 AM

No, Patriots. No.


Thank YOU.
.^_^.





Nov 3 2006 9:33 AM

cakes and pies,cakes and pies
Exploding! Nick





Nov 1 2006 12:42 PM

when are you coming out with some new movies?
Katrina C.M.





Oct 31 2006 9:11 AM

Happy haunting, my dears!
Stephen M. Williams "The Boy Wonder"





Oct 30 2006 6:05 AM

Sorry i haven't written you guys in awhile.

Love the new blogs.

Keep spreading the good word. :)
Bonney St. Jean





Oct 29 2006 11:40 PM

Happy Halloween Patriots! Change would be the sweetest treat this year!
myspace layouts, myspace codes, glitter graphics
Thomas Paine





Oct 29 2006 9:49 PM

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kathyclark for president, 2008





Oct 29 2006 8:39 AM

The American Patriots League: a unit of tight-fisted wisdom and open armed humor.

Thanks, gentlemen, as always, for inspiring the same in others.

VOTE NOVEMBER 7, please.
"Dreamboat" Andy French





Oct 28 2006 10:04 AM

Oh Sirs

This weekend has not been great at all, it has been quite horrible. I feel like I am loosing everything and everyone. Is America going to leave me too?
.::.Leslie.::.





Oct 27 2006 9:53 PM

Hell yes the CARDINALS WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Accidental Philosopher





Oct 27 2006 11:25 AM

i am considering not voting. inspire me.
♥Sarah Pesto♥





Oct 25 2006 10:10 PM

myspace code
Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com


You guys are fantastic. I love your videos. Thanks for adding me!
-Sarah:)
The Accidental Philosopher





Oct 24 2006 9:44 AM

If i say "turban" on my cell phone, will they come and get me?