That's just a sampling of the shit! Swing by and check out the full load of cartoons at www.CrashToons.com
Hey look! Here's the original APESH!T:
Music
Wyckyd Sceptre!!! and Titanica!! and Brown Whornet!!!!
Movies
that ninja movie where that guy has a sai and he throws that thing and that dude with the butterfly knife all kicks his ass and that other dude with the nunchucks wops that guy in the nose and a chick-ninja comes in and throws a ninja star in everyone's forehead. fuckin' awesome!
Books
That one with the Ninjas!
Heroes
firecracker stand attendants
CrashToons - APESH!T - Platypus Rex's Details
Status:
Swinger
Body type:
3' 8" / Body builder
Ethnicity:
Other
Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
Children:
I don't want kids
Occupation:
former monkeynaut
CrashToons - APESH!T - Platypus Rex's Companies
NASA Houston, Tx US monkeynaut (retired) space flight
i'm willing to wager that if you think this is humping-puking dog pic is funny, then we’ll probably get along real nice-like… also, you’ll surely love the cartoon APE SH!T
Click this link to watch APE SH!T on SuperDeluxe.com
@..$%$..@!%^&^%$..@!
Hey brofo, I'm a funny ass cartoon! No SH!T. Albert's the main monkeyfo. He's a monkey, bro! The space monkey. The original space monkey and muthafuckin hofo, yo!
Albert is the original monkey shot into space. Somehow he got all smart and shit like some space radiation from that Joan Allen radiation belt thing, man.
But wait, you counter (thats some lip you got there, buddy) what about that old dead monkey in The National Air and Space Museum? Wasnt that was the first monkey-naut like the sign on the exhibit says? Well that monkey was a patsy, see. No lie. Its a government cover-up to steal Alberts rightful glory. And Alberts pissed about the whole ordeal. Stick it to the man, Albert.
A year-of-the-monkey after the space flights, Albert wound up in an endless series of laboratory studies. Albert did all the cool and popular experiments: cocaine, cigarettes, Viagra, Olean, porn Albert claims to be the main monkey in every ground-breaking study in history. He's a regular rock star of the science community.
Albert builds space ships out of junk and is obsessed with space travel. Hes always trying to subvert the system and undermine the government. His spare time is spent plotting revenge and devising strategies to take over the world so he can rule with an iron monkey fist! Talk about a fuzzy little Napoleon complex.
Who I'd like to meet:
CrashToons - APESH!T - Platypus Rex's Friend Space (Top 19)
CrashToons - APESH!T - Platypus Rex has 1274 friends.
Hey, thanks for the add! For a quick laugh, check out my lil' cartoon (based on the web comic) about a guy who reads moronic screenplays for movie studio bosses ... and then weep for him.
From Elvis, a couple twisted indivduals, and our Cinematographer Shaun Cardwell. Make sure to stick around for the explosive ending. Happy Holidays! -E
www.switchworks.tv It's not too late to boy a thong or a t-shiirt for a truly unique christmas or hannukah present/stocking stuffer! click on the "Merch" tab on the switchworks site linked above.
