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The Church of the Apocalyptic Kiwi
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101 years old
somewhere below your subconscious, Washington
United States
Last Login: 7/13/2008
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| General | Keep your coins, we want change. | | Movies | Red Dawn. | | Television | Romper Room. | | Heroes | Thomas Paine, Hunter S. Thompson, Bill Hicks, Abbie Hoffman, John Brown, RaTM, Meeks, Banksy, Wooster Collective, The Ramones, Thomas Jefferson, Bob Dobbs, these guys:
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | blog |
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The Church of the Apocalyptic Kiwi knows people who know people so you don't have to. Posted at 9:16 PM Mar 30, 2008
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