JOE
Joe Long
Joe Long Chicken McAwesome.

Male
31 years old
PARKVILLE, MARYLAND
United States



Last Login: 11/8/2009
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    JOE's Interests
GeneralRobots. Monsters. Science fiction. Pulp art. Body mods. Macaroni & Cheese. Horror conventions. Chicks who wear big boots. Warm pudding with the skin on it. Buffets. Drive-in movie theaters.
MusicI like to get down with the ultra-heavy beat like KMFDM, Velvet Acid Christ, or Combichrist. I dig synthpop like VNV Nation and Assemblage23. I rock out to extreme metal like 3 Inches of Blood, Destroy Destroy Destroy, or Unearth. I think Horse the band is awesome. I like a lot of other crap, too.
MoviesScience Fiction. I like older stuff like the original Planet of the Apes and Star Wars. And they don't make alien movies like Enemy Mine anymore, do they? I know The Shining is everyone else's favorite horror movie, but tough titty, it's mine too. Kubrick in general is awesome, with mentions to Clockwork and Full Metal Jacket. Coolest comedy is probably Super Troopers.
TelevisionThe Office. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Family Guy. Simpsons. Reno 911. Heroes. Rockumentaries.
BooksThe Dune Saga (not just the first 3). Chuck Palahniuk. Clive Barker. Asimov.
HeroesCobra Commander. and Bruce Lee.
Groups: Baltimore Zombie Walk

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     JOE's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Baltimore
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Occupation:Network Admin

   JOE's Schools
Overlea High & Academy Of Finance
Baltimore,Maryland
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1992 to 1996

   JOE's Companies
CENTERSTAGE
Baltimore, MD US





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   JOE's Blurbs
About me:
I rock socks like an angry washing machine.

I make sci-fi/horror themed stained glass. Totally. Check it out here: http://myspace.com/evilniceglass
And also here: http://evilnice.net. I update there more often, so, you know...

I have two more websites: skullzdotorg, where i blog now and again, and horriblemachine, which is a lame poetry site that i never update. So, suck it.
Who I'd like to meet:
People who spell correctly. People who like to go to horror conventions. Sci-fi/horror artists. Jenna Fischer. Your mom.

this is, like, a shitty widget:


This is my stained glass, that isn't shitty.


   


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Eleanor

Eleanor



Mar 13 2009 11:31 PM

Thanks for adding my other account.
How have you and the fam been?
dAwN

dAwN



Mar 1 2009 4:18 PM


Baltimore Tattoo Arts Convention

Baltimore Tattoo Arts Convention



Jan 13 2009 5:01 PM



tired eyes slowly burning

tired eyes slowly burning



Jan 12 2009 6:39 PM

Ellie_Matic

Ellie_Matic



Jan 7 2009 6:55 PM

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Pheebadoo

Pheebadoo



Dec 25 2008 5:59 AM

Merry Christmas, dude!
Ellie_Matic

Ellie_Matic



Dec 2 2008 8:44 PM

LOL! without a doubt....
best. comment. ever.
:)
Ellie_Matic

Ellie_Matic



Nov 24 2008 5:14 PM

Still Rockin' Socks I see.
dAwN

dAwN



Sep 29 2008 6:55 PM

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Sep 14 2008 7:24 PM



DEBUTS OCTOBER 1st!
Oda-Mae

Sharon Titus



Sep 5 2008 1:46 AM

Joe, On Demand.......

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JJ

Jennifer Lacoste



Aug 6 2008 8:22 PM

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I got 93%. Can you do any better?





dAwN

dAwN



Jul 16 2008 2:59 PM

i just have one question, does your background consist of spaghetti o's?
Tab-A-tha

Tab-A-tha



Jul 14 2008 2:51 AM

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I know ya miss me!
Oda-Mae

Sharon Titus



Jul 2 2008 9:51 PM

THE ELECTRIC BILL WAS HOW HIGH!!
Love ya
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Oda-Mae

Sharon Titus



Jun 23 2008 2:07 AM

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catatonic_disassembly

catatonic_disassembly



Jun 20 2008 6:52 PM

LOL yes, actually, was re-telling it to Purk a week or so back because he had almost the SAME EXACT THING happen to him (MVA didn't notify him of suspension)...except he didn't have the whole "hey i lost my wallet, no wait its still in the car" part of the next day LOL...
Oda-Mae

Sharon Titus



Jun 20 2008 10:47 AM

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Oda-Mae

Sharon Titus



Jun 16 2008 11:31 AM

Joe, sorry I missed Fathers Day..But I want you to know, you rate up there with the great ones. Ozzie & Harriet, Ward Cleaver, Fred MacMurry fro My 3 Sons, and let us not forget the greatest one of them all....
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Love ya Dad
Oda
dAwN

dAwN



Jun 13 2008 9:36 PM

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Oda-Mae

Sharon Titus



Jun 13 2008 10:38 AM

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Love ya guy:>
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Christie

Christie



Jun 10 2008 7:08 PM

Hey...who's motorcycle?!?
Oda-Mae

Sharon Titus



May 28 2008 1:51 AM

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Sharon

Sharon Jewett



May 11 2008 6:49 PM

Tell Angie have a happy Mother's Day.
Love you Guys
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Tab-A-tha

Tab-A-tha



Apr 22 2008 11:29 AM

You are crazy!!! There is nothing wrong with itty bitty chicklets! You just can't put your cock between them if ya did, I would get rammed in the chin!
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