April Richardson
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Laughing, comedy, zines, independent publishing, Adidas sneakers, wristwatches, fake moustaches, Hefty bags full of money and/or white cloth bags (with giant dollar signs printed on them) full of money, hot prematurely grey-haired dudes, guys in Brooks Brothers button-down shirts with the sleeves rolled up exposing their watch and showing that they're busy/hardworking (think Jason Bateman during most of "Arrested Development"), impromptu dance parties, red velvet cake, full mailboxes, Yankee candles, comfortable and well-fitting bras, eating, manners, nice handwriting, introducing myself to strangers, getting super pumped about stuff, trying to remember to think before I talk, and CONSTANTLY LAUGHING ALWAYS.
Stuff I Am Not Interested In: Most cats (not all, but most), pictures of your cats (unless they are dressed up in human clothes), anything to do with underwater/scuba diving/marine life, anything to do with space/space travel/possible life on other planets, camping, heights, Bono/U2, the American Civil War (those ghosts are the scariest/most pissed off ghosts in history), how much you dislike popular and well-liked things just to be contrary, Tori Amos, and little else. ..Music
R.E.M., The Smiths, Morrissey, Billy Bragg, Elvis Presley, The Lucksmiths, Darren Hanlon, The Clash, The Housemartins, The Beautiful South, Dr. Dre, Blur, Pulp, Bis, The Field Mice, Trembling Blue Stars, The Monochrome Set, New Order, The Velvet Underground, Orange Juice, Josef K, Delta 5, Au Pairs, OutKast, De La Soul, Heavenly, Jay-Z, My Life Story, Elton John, Belle and Sebastian, Would-Be-Goods, Supergrass, Hank Williams Jr., ABC, Huey Lewis and the News, R.O. Manse, Dragon Boy Suede, Cracked Out, Tenacious D, Misfits, Operation Ivy, Lloyd Cole, Frank Sinatra, The Cure, Roger Miller, Brook Benton, Ludacris, Ugly Duckling, The Stone Roses, Aztec Camera, New York Dolls, Salad, The Slits, The Long Blondes, The Ordinary Boys, Manic Street Preachers, and Look at My Cool Band List: The Album.Movies
Television
Books
The Picture Of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde (duh, I'm a Morrissey fan) and Sixth Grade Can Really Kill You by Barthe DeClements.Heroes
I'm going to put my influences here: BOB ODENKIRK, Chip Pope, Millie De Chirico, Billy Bragg, Paul F. Tompkins, Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer, Bill Hicks, David Cross, John K., Tom & Jerry, Morrissey (he's hilarious if you pay attention), Kids in the Hall, French & Saunders, pre-1990 Eddie Murphy, late '80s-early '90s "Saturday Night Live," Ricky Gervais, Christopher Guest, Janeane Garofalo, Bugs Bunny, John Waters, Sassy magazine, and tons more.
Latest Blog Entries
- Aug 4, 2009 12:34 AM Go to aprilrichardson.com now! Thank you!
- Jun 26, 2009 10:52 PM 12 Shiny Nickels — TONIGHT at 11pm at the Gardner Stages!
- Jun 2, 2009 7:03 PM Komedy in K-Town — Wednesday, June 3, 9:00pm at the R Bar in L.A.!
- Apr 22, 2009 12:11 AM Wednesday Free Show — April 22, 8:00pm at the Fake Gallery in L.A.!
- Apr 20, 2009 6:09 PM Comedy Coalition — Tuesday, April 21, 8:30pm at the Blue Goose lounge in L.A.!
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About me:
Yep, I tell "jokes" about Rush and the Doobie Brothers in this day and age.I should've started R.A.P.E. — Rappers Against Phony Entertainers.
I'm pumped about comedy, music, movies, nice people, and other such awesome things. I enjoy being around people who also like stuff, even if it's stuff I'm not that into—just be psyched about something and we'll probably get along.If you're super bored, I further clutter up cyberspace with a LiveJournal jam. Read it and weep (laughter tears). I also take pictures of things and post them on Flickr. (Sorry, no n00dz.) I also listen to music, which can be seen on Last.fm. Oh, and banal minutiae is documented on Twitter. I think that's everything.
Who I'd like to meet:
..Morrissey.. (accomplished!), ..Anderson Cooper.. (also accomplished, see above!), Bill Hicks (when bringing people back from the dead is scientifically possible—should be pretty soon, right?), Ricky Gervais, Banksy, Zack Morris, Edwyn Collins circa 1982, all of my pen pals/zine bros, YOU!Also people who don't automatically equate "Southern" with "redneck," "racist," or "illiterate toothless yokel." Even in this progressive space year 2009 there seems to be a surprisingly small number of them.
ALSO: G. Clooney. Where he stay at?
ALSO x 2: Alec Baldwin. Don't get it twisted, dude is smoove.
Details
- Status: Swinger
- Here for: Serious Relationships
- Hometown: Atlanta, Georgia
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Body type: 8' 5" / Body builder
- Ethnicity: Pacific Islander
- Religion: Scientologist
- Zodiac Sign: Taurus
- Children: I don't want kids
- Smoke / Drink: No / No
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: I'm right on top of that, Rose!
Schools
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Georgia State University
- Atlanta, GEORGIA
- Graduated: 2005
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Journalism/Sociology
2002 to 2005 -
Lassiter High School
- Marietta, GA
- Graduated: 1997
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Major:
1993 to 1997
chip pope 4 years ago
mia 4 years ago
beat book shop 4 years ago
Me N My Zoo 4 years ago
Frances Eby 4 years ago
Jessica 4 years ago
Col. Leather Lamb/ Span… 4 years ago
Ed Greer 4 years ago
bob clark 4 years ago
Robyn Swank 4 years ago
10 of 383MoreNot quite. 1 more year.
super funny lady! the fact that you were able to mention minor threat in a stand-up routine is shear genius! keep up the good work!-L
you are the prettiest funny girl or the funniest pretty girl in the world
tom
(friend of chris thompson)
p.s. who is going on tour this spring morrisey or the smiths?
did you see the doc about east LA smiths fans?
Get down with your bad self!!! Love that you have video of YOU doing stand up!!! That ROCKS!!!!!!
Ben Prost -- that last ! was just for you :)
Adorable! :)
JEALOUS!
Say Hi to Keri, the Queen and Colin Firth for me.
next time you come home, give a brothuh a ring ahead o' time!
also, want video of you standing up and saying words. those are my demands.
xoxo
The only one, who could eva reach you/ was an aspiring preacha man! Cue the horns!
Nice seeing you yesterday. Sorry you had to be so bludgeoned with forced quirkiness.
3 more days til the billy bragg show! what nc show are you goiung to? we'll be in raliegh that weekend.
Nathan, he was like a brother to me.