Aprill Mae
Aprill Brandon
Spank your inner moppet

Female
28 years old
VICTORIA, Texas
United States



Last Login: 7/3/2009
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    Aprill Mae's Interests
Generalwriting, photography, red wine, living beyond my means, dyeing my hair, tabloid magazines, traveling, martinis, coronas without salt, large cafe mochas, pizza crusts filled with cheese, thunderstorms, movie nights, the smell of books, cartoons, vintage clothes, black eyeliner, ink residue from newspapers, italian wedding soup, goatees, dancing, oldie stations, oversized sunglasses, hats, blue nail polish, blogging(http://community.victoriaadvocate.com/home/Blog/AprillBrandon)
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Musicoar, the hazzards, amy winehouse, buffalo tom, flyleaf, janis joplin, broadway soundtracks, beastie boys, michael buble, neil diamond, poe, flobots blondie, wheezer, ben folds, garbage, gwen stefani, louis armstrong, the rat pack, joss stone, veruca salt, patsy cline, duffy, kanye west, icp, 90's angst music, billy idol, the ramones, yeah yeah yeahs ccr, billie holiday, tina turner, britney spears-post breakdown
Moviesrent, juno, across the universe, empire records, sweeny todd, anything by kevin smith, love actually, sin city, marie antoinette, gia, st. elmo's fire, serenity, moulin rouge, star wars, foxfire, all the president's men, neverending story, breakfast at tiffany's, roman holiday, his girl friday, pirates of the caribbean, girl interrupted, elizabethtown, willow, wayne's world, high fidelity, reality bites, army of darkness, super troopers, atonement, factory girl
Televisionpsych, grey's anatomy, gilmore girls, law and order, it's always sunny in philadelphia, buffy the vampire slayer, family guy, mystery science theater 3000, simpsons, home movies, bones, x-files, the daily show, reaper, seinfeld, dawson's creek, my so-called life, daria, sex and the city, the tudors, strangers with candy, the soup, spongebob squarepants, house
Booksthe portable dorothy parker, shakespeare's comedies, high fidelity, prozac nation, the virgin suicides, the belljar, for whom the bell tolls, the great gatsby, pride and prejudice, edith hamilton's mythology, the giving tree, a confederacy of dunces, a wrinkle in time, about a boy, true crime, all the president's men, his dark materials, watership down, go ask alice, of human bondage, huck finn, the catcher in the rye, .............. ..
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     Aprill Mae's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Houston, Ohio (seriously, it's a place)
Body type:5' 6"
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Writer

   Aprill Mae's Schools
Miami University-Oxford
Oxford,Ohio
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
 

2000 to 2004
Houston High School
Houston,Ohio
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Clubs:

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   Aprill Mae's Companies
Victoria Advocate
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   Aprill Mae's Blurbs
About me:
Writer/columnist/aspiring photographer. Moved to Texas from Ohio. After a brief stint as a news photographer for a TV station, I am now the arts and entertainment reporter for the Victoria Advocate. Um...let's see, what else? I can't cook (unless you consider bread, cheese and an iron a gourmet meal, which fortunately, I do), I'm a horrible driver (or so the Ohio Department of Transportation has told me...repeatedly) and I love telling dumb jokes (a dyslexic man walks into a bra). My ultimate goal in life is to marry Orlando Bloom and get fat from drinking martinis and eating bon-bons all day. Ah, the American dream lives on.


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Who I'd like to meet:
Dorothy Parker, Dave Barry, Mae West, Woody Allen, Audrey Hepburn


   


   Aprill Mae's Friend Space (Top 27)
Aprill Mae has 276 friends.
 misty 


 Ryan the holy one 


 leslie 


 andrea 


 CarebearLynn 


 roni 


 scott 


 The MOLENATOR 


 The New Mrs. Zavala! 


 The Raccoon's Penguin 


 Lucila Vazquez 


 Wendy 


 ronald 


 BRADLEY 


 DeDe 


 peter 


 site under construction 


 ~*april*~ 


 crystaldawn 


 Andrew 


 marcus 


 MarcSMASH 


 Jay 


 Meg 


 Billy 


 Kimberly 


 Life is Better with a Becky 





Aprill Mae's Friends Comments
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Maria





Jul 4 2009 3:54 AM

hi how are you doing ?
Wishing you a holiday season filled with joy, and all the happy things in life
Rhythm of the Road





Jun 30 2009 9:14 PM

Victoria 07/04/09

Aprill Mae send us a comment and let us know that you will be there.
Rhythm of the Road





Jun 30 2009 9:14 PM

Victoria 07/04/09

Aprill Mae send us a comment and let us know that you will be there.
jess





Jun 24 2009 5:27 PM

l0ng time n0 talk, h0ws april?
CarebearLynn





Jun 4 2009 1:05 AM

Good Ol Tawawa Park.
Rhythm of the Road





Jun 1 2009 12:07 AM

Rhythm of the Road June 3rd
Maria





May 27 2009 5:31 AM

hi how are you doing ?
just wanted to drop by and say hello
hope you have a nice day
Rhythm of the Road





May 14 2009 3:44 AM

El Maton 5.15.09

Are you going to be there??
Lucila Vazquez





May 13 2009 10:36 PM

you sent me a message but it's not there anymore??? i never read it. what was it! it's killin' me!
DMK STREET TEAM





May 10 2009 3:34 PM

listen to all the bands on my profile!!! tell all your friends!!
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Lucila Vazquez





May 10 2009 12:27 AM

i'm sorry i just bombarded your myspace with a ton of comments, but i also wanted to say thank you for being a friend (insert golden girl intro song here).

i'm glad we have met.

btw, did you ever read book 2 of CWG? i'm about halfway through and my GOD is it good! but it definitely takes some hardcore concentration to get through it.

worth it, though. :D
misty





May 6 2009 8:44 PM

Dear Brance,

Vagina lips.

That is all.

Love,

Misty
Dr.Freez





May 5 2009 10:16 PM

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Apr 28 2009 11:54 PM

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Hey Aprill Mae, I am sending you a Toffee Apple Tini.



Send me a drink back!

DeDe





Apr 28 2009 11:39 PM

Hey sweetie, check your hotmail if you haven't and get back with me ASAP.
Thanks! Love you!
The New Mrs. Zavala!





Apr 12 2009 3:28 PM

I like you =)
Nunya Bidniz





Apr 7 2009 7:18 PM

How about a chupacabra update?
Or that I'm getting skeered cuz wallyworld isn't so fully stocked these days? (those slightly empty shelves worry me more than the news - if walmart goes down, we all go down...)
The Cherry Bombers





Apr 7 2009 7:18 PM

rock on!
South King Runaways





Apr 4 2009 7:52 AM

South King Runaways!

Summer South Texas Tour Kickoff Party at the Mustang!!

Show starts at 9:00 pm!

Hope to see you there!
DeDe





Apr 2 2009 3:26 AM

The answer is "Awesome." Guess the question.
DeDe





Mar 26 2009 3:22 AM

so, um, I just found out I'm retarded and I just wanted to let you know you might want to get yourself checked....LOL I just love Family Guy!
Lucila Vazquez





Mar 19 2009 12:23 PM

i miss aprill!!!!
The Raccoon's Penguin





Mar 10 2009 1:45 PM

I miss you! Are we having a girls night this week? And I liked that wedding dress idea ;)
Mel





Mar 2 2009 4:39 AM

Hey, beeyotch. What's up? Coming home soon? For good ... We've got a janitorial position here at the TDN for like $5.25 an hour.
Sound good?
DeDe





Mar 1 2009 5:56 PM

k.
how bout now? u free now? no? then how bout thur?
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