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Aprill Mae's Interests
General
writing,
photography,
red wine,
living beyond my means,
dyeing my hair,
tabloid magazines,
traveling,
martinis,
coronas without salt,
large cafe mochas,
pizza crusts filled with cheese,
thunderstorms,
movie nights,
the smell of books,
cartoons,
vintage clothes,
black eyeliner,
ink residue from newspapers,
italian wedding soup,
goatees,
dancing,
oldie stations,
oversized sunglasses,
hats,
blue nail polish,
blogging(http://community.victoriaadvocate.com/home/Blog/AprillBrandon)
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Music
oar,
the hazzards,
amy winehouse,
buffalo tom,
janis joplin,
broadway soundtracks,
beastie boys,
michael buble,
neil diamond,
poe,
blondie,
wheezer,
ben folds,
garbage,
gwen stefani,
louis armstrong,
the rat pack,
joss stone,
veruca salt,
patsy cline,
duffy,
kanye west,
90's angst music,
billy idol,
the ramones,
ccr,
billie holiday,
tina turner,
britney spears-post breakdown
Movies
rent,
juno,
across the universe,
empire records,
sweeny todd,
anything by kevin smith,
love actually,
sin city,
marie antoinette,
gia,
st. elmo's fire,
serenity,
moulin rouge,
star wars,
foxfire,
all the president's men,
neverending story,
breakfast at tiffany's,
roman holiday,
his girl friday,
pirates of the caribbean,
girl interrupted,
elizabethtown,
willow,
wayne's world,
high fidelity,
reality bites,
army of darkness,
super troopers,
atonement,
factory girl
Television
psych,
grey's anatomy,
gilmore girls,
law and order,
it's always sunny in philadelphia,
buffy the vampire slayer,
family guy,
mystery science theater 3000,
simpsons,
home movies,
bones,
x-files,
the daily show,
reaper,
seinfeld,
dawson's creek,
my so-called life,
daria,
sex and the city,
the tudors,
strangers with candy,
the soup,
spongebob squarepants,
house
Books
the portable dorothy parker,
shakespeare's comedies,
high fidelity,
prozac nation,
the virgin suicides,
the belljar,
for whom the bell tolls,
the great gatsby,
pride and prejudice,
edith hamilton's mythology,
the giving tree,
a confederacy of dunces,
a wrinkle in time,
about a boy,
true crime,
all the president's men,
his dark materials,
watership down,
go ask alice,
of human bondage,
huck finn,
the catcher in the rye,
About me: Writer/columnist/aspiring photographer. Moved to Texas from Ohio. After a brief stint as a news photographer for a TV station, I am now the arts and entertainment reporter for the Victoria Advocate. Um...let's see, what else? I can't cook (unless you consider bread, cheese and an iron a gourmet meal, which fortunately, I do), I'm a horrible driver (or so the Ohio Department of Transportation has told me...repeatedly) and I love telling dumb jokes (a dyslexic man walks into a bra).
My ultimate goal in life is to marry Orlando Bloom and get fat from drinking martinis and eating bon-bons all day. Ah, the American dream lives on.
OMG ... you made me laugh so freakin hard at that blog comment!! You are so awesome, my white-choco-caramel-macchiato latte!
You have to forgive my emotions. They tend to jump around more than a virgin at a prison rodeo. :) (I can't take credit for that. It was on an episode of The Golden Girls and thought it was classic. You know ... like them!)
dunno if I told you, but I'm so glad you're back. I missed you somethin fierce [and not in a tyra way lol]. Plus, ryan looked really sad and kinda pathetic when you were gone. i'm just saying. Mwah! [or however you spell it]
Hope you have a great birthday tomorrow!!!! I won't be in town but I want you to try to have fun without me...I know it's difficult but try for me!!! Love ya Honey
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