Aprill Mae
"Spank your inner moppet"

Female
27 years old
VICTORIA, Texas
United States



Last Login:7/18/2008
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    Aprill Mae's Interests
Generalwriting, photography, red wine, living beyond my means, dyeing my hair, tabloid magazines, traveling, martinis, coronas without salt, large cafe mochas, pizza crusts filled with cheese, thunderstorms, movie nights, the smell of books, cartoons, vintage clothes, black eyeliner, ink residue from newspapers, italian wedding soup, goatees, dancing, oldie stations, oversized sunglasses, hats, blue nail polish, blogging(http://community.victoriaadvocate.com/home/Blog/AprillBrandon)
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Musicoar, the hazzards, amy winehouse, buffalo tom, janis joplin, broadway soundtracks, beastie boys, michael buble, neil diamond, poe, blondie, wheezer, ben folds, garbage, gwen stefani, louis armstrong, the rat pack, joss stone, veruca salt, patsy cline, duffy, kanye west, 90's angst music, billy idol, the ramones, ccr, billie holiday, tina turner, britney spears-post breakdown
Moviesrent, juno, across the universe, empire records, sweeny todd, anything by kevin smith, love actually, sin city, marie antoinette, gia, st. elmo's fire, serenity, moulin rouge, star wars, foxfire, all the president's men, neverending story, breakfast at tiffany's, roman holiday, his girl friday, pirates of the caribbean, girl interrupted, elizabethtown, willow, wayne's world, high fidelity, reality bites, army of darkness, super troopers, atonement, factory girl
Televisionpsych, grey's anatomy, gilmore girls, law and order, it's always sunny in philadelphia, buffy the vampire slayer, family guy, mystery science theater 3000, simpsons, home movies, bones, x-files, the daily show, reaper, seinfeld, dawson's creek, my so-called life, daria, sex and the city, the tudors, strangers with candy, the soup, spongebob squarepants, house
Booksthe portable dorothy parker, shakespeare's comedies, high fidelity, prozac nation, the virgin suicides, the belljar, for whom the bell tolls, the great gatsby, pride and prejudice, edith hamilton's mythology, the giving tree, a confederacy of dunces, a wrinkle in time, about a boy, true crime, all the president's men, his dark materials, watership down, go ask alice, of human bondage, huck finn, the catcher in the rye,
Heroesthe algonquin writers

     Aprill Mae's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Houston, Ohio (seriously, it's a place)
Body type:5' 6"
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Writer

   Aprill Mae's Schools
Miami University-Oxford
Oxford,Ohio
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
 

2000 to 2004
Houston High School
Houston,Ohio
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Clubs:

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1997 to 2000

   Aprill Mae's Companies
Victoria Advocate
Victoria, Texas US
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   Aprill Mae's Blurbs
About me:
Writer/columnist/aspiring photographer. Moved to Texas from Ohio. After a brief stint as a news photographer for a TV station, I am now the arts and entertainment reporter for the Victoria Advocate. Um...let's see, what else? I can't cook (unless you consider bread, cheese and an iron a gourmet meal, which fortunately, I do), I'm a horrible driver (or so the Ohio Department of Transportation has told me...repeatedly) and I love telling dumb jokes (a dyslexic man walks into a bra). My ultimate goal in life is to marry Orlando Bloom and get fat from drinking martinis and eating bon-bons all day. Ah, the American dream lives on.


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Who I'd like to meet:
Dorothy Parker, Dave Barry, Mae West, Woody Allen, Audrey Hepburn


   


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Aprill Mae has 220 friends.
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 Wendy 


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 Breaking out this muthafucka!!!!! 


 ~*april*~ 


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Aprill Mae's Friends Comments
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misty





Jul 16 2008 7:06 PM

Would you rather be datin a girl from Eaton, or eatin a girl from Dayton?


P.S. uhhhh, I'm gonna let you go now, because I'm really stupid.
Wendy





Jul 13 2008 7:30 PM

OMG ... you made me laugh so freakin hard at that blog comment!! You are so awesome, my white-choco-caramel-macchiato latte!

You have to forgive my emotions. They tend to jump around more than a virgin at a prison rodeo. :) (I can't take credit for that. It was on an episode of The Golden Girls and thought it was classic. You know ... like them!)
Dedonius





Jul 12 2008 8:47 PM

dunno if I told you, but I'm so glad you're back. I missed you somethin fierce [and not in a tyra way lol]. Plus, ryan looked really sad and kinda pathetic when you were gone. i'm just saying.
Mwah! [or however you spell it]
Dedonius





Jul 12 2008 8:34 PM

OMG, they cannot be any worse than the ones that are already up.
CarebearLynn





Jul 10 2008 5:24 PM

Did you make it back ok?
~Lil D~





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Jun 25 2008 12:07 PM

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Jun 20 2008 10:52 AM

Happy Birthday Aprill!!!
♥Veronica♥





Jun 20 2008 9:41 AM

Happy Birthday!!! Are you 30 yet??? HAHA :P
Baker_Photog





Jun 20 2008 7:44 AM

happy birthday
j0SHU@





Jun 20 2008 7:42 AM

So, exacttly how old is that vag of yours today? Happy Birthdy H.B.I.C.
!!!!
PATRICIA





Jun 20 2008 7:18 AM

just wanted to stop by and say happy birthday...
Fat Pat





Jun 20 2008 6:55 AM

Happy Birthday!!!!! Are you guys going out tonight?
~Lil D~





Jun 20 2008 6:50 AM

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CarebearLynn





Jun 20 2008 6:28 AM



Yay! You're old like me now! :)
*~BRANDISS*~





Jun 20 2008 6:17 AM

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Hope you have a great day, and we also share the same bday!!!
Megan





Jun 20 2008 5:17 AM


gEoFfReY





Jun 20 2008 5:11 AM

happy birthday
~Mandy M~





Jun 20 2008 4:10 AM

Happy Birthday Chica!!!
Derrick





Jun 20 2008 3:12 AM

Happy Birthday! Don't Drink any more than i would.....
MarcSMASH





Jun 19 2008 10:31 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! =)
Terry





Jun 19 2008 1:06 PM

Hope you have a great birthday tomorrow!!!! I won't be in town but I want you to try to have fun without me...I know it's difficult but try for me!!! Love ya Honey
Writers Mafia





Jun 15 2008 5:46 PM

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Happy Birthday!!! =)
Wendy





Jun 3 2008 9:34 PM

That kitty is a mad kitty! Kitty don't like to be shaved. :)


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