April Winchell
""Um" is not an answer!"

Female
48 years old
Next to Pavilions, California
United States



Last Login:8/20/2008
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    April Winchell's Interests
General
Music

The weirder the better. Check my web site for Nirvana covers from all over the world, Beatles songs in German, television stars who should really not be singing, heavy metal covers by Pat Boone, Zsa Zsa Gabor rapping, and my favorite, Kentucky Fried Chicken training tapes. Finger licking good!

As far as good music goes, my tastes are eclectic. I like Paul Oakenfold, Thievery Corporation, Ursula 1000, Groove Armada, Fatboy Slim, Talking Heads, Ella Fitzgerald, Dinah Washington, Count Basie, Francis Albert, Louis Prima, Tosca, Alex Gopher, Bob Wills, Johnny Cash, Cliff Carlisle, Dusty Springfield, Herb Alpert, Mel Torme, The Moog Cookbook, Perez Prado, Senor Coconut, Kraftwerk, US3, Xavier Cugat and of course, Sammy Davis, Jr. (the 70's Sammy with the stacked heels and 4" cigarette ash).


Movies

Favorite movie of all time: The Apartment.

I also love Brazil, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Blood Simple, Pulp Fiction, Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Sean of The Dead, Fight Club, Being John Malkovich, Sex, Lies and Video Tape, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pieces of April, Napoleon Dynamite, Run, Lola, Run, This Is Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman and Blue Velvet, to name a few.

Television

I have an abnormal appreciation for all things marginal, so naturaly, I list Quincy, M.E. among my all-time favorite shows. I've seen every episode at least ten times. I know people are fond of calling it "The original C.S.I.", but I think that's inaccurate. I think Quincy was the orignal C.S.I. Miami. A subtle distinction, but an important one.


     April Winchell's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 4" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:Hoarse Whisperer

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Radio - Talent - Talk Radio Host
http://www.aprilwinchell.com
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http://www.radiosavant.com



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   April Winchell's Blurbs
About me:

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Los Angeles Magazine recently named me one of the 25 Funniest People in Los Angeles. I was number 21. Johnny Knoxville was number 20, so he's one funnier. Of course, I never attached electrodes to my crotch like he did, but I would if it were tasteful and important to the plot.

I have voiced thousands of cartoons over the years. I'm also a local fixture on Los Angeles radio. I think I'm the only moderate female voice on talk radio , and have the distinction of being called "Un-American" by Sean Hannity. So I got that going for me.

My Web Site

I started aprilwinchell.com about six years ago, as a way to help promote my radio show on KFI. Then I got fired.

To my surprise, the site just kept getting more popular. In fact, the Guardian called it "One of the hottest sites on the internet", which means almost nothing.

Not having an actual job, I kept adding things like videoblogs and podcasts. I envisioned a Valhalla of mediocrity, where people could spend hours of their lives they would never get back.

Now it's a veritable motherlode of marginal entertainment. There are hundreds of hours of archived radio shows from KFI all the way up to KABC, where I still can be heard twice a month on Friday nights.

And if that's not enough, and it never is with you people, I boast one of the most hellish collections of bad music on the internet. I have hundreds of foul MP3s that are yours for the taking. Seriously, if you ever need Johnny Cash singing in German or Icelandic Nirvana covers, I'm your girl.

Stop by when you're feeling masochistic.

Who I'd like to meet:


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Auntie Vera Charles





Aug 18 2008 4:31 PM

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Scout





Aug 18 2008 2:32 PM

"it was a teepee and boy did i get scalped"...you are hilarious! im addicted to your site. thanks!! have a groovy day.
Auntie Vera Charles





Aug 17 2008 3:36 AM

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Miss_Fonebone





Aug 16 2008 9:21 PM

Ps.
And hilarious too! :)
Miss_Fonebone





Aug 16 2008 9:20 PM

Gavin: You are amazing... that was hilarioius! Kudos to you.
Gavin





Aug 16 2008 7:29 PM

I'm Walking on Sunshine!!!

You know someone had to do it eventually:

Auntie Vera Charles





Aug 16 2008 5:52 AM

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Gina





Aug 14 2008 4:12 AM

Miss_Fonebone





Aug 12 2008 1:23 AM

The cast of Spongebob... doing the classics :)
Nevada Bob ™





Aug 10 2008 8:00 AM

John Foley





Aug 9 2008 6:01 AM


Being able to close one's mouth is soooo overrated.
Chuck


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Aug 7 2008 3:50 PM

CALL THE FEDS! MILEY CYRUS IS IN WITH THE TERRORISTS!
Auntie Vera Charles





Aug 4 2008 8:52 PM

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Miss_Fonebone





Aug 4 2008 6:06 PM

Yes!
Auntie Vera Charles





Aug 4 2008 3:29 AM

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Auntie Vera Charles





Aug 3 2008 5:46 PM

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Dennis





Jul 31 2008 3:17 PM

Sorry I missed your show.
Stacey





Jul 30 2008 5:41 PM



He's a Kuntz, alright.
Auntie Vera Charles





Jul 30 2008 5:15 PM

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Just a short note to say, "I Adore You".
Miss_Fonebone





Jul 30 2008 12:07 AM

GREAT acting! :)
Auntie Vera Charles





Jul 28 2008 11:33 PM

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!

I ADORE YOU BOTH MORE THAN WORDS CAN SAY!!!!

(sorry this is late...I was washing the laundry room walls.
)
Auntie Vera Charles





Jul 25 2008 2:18 AM

We'll be there in 15 minutes.
Ms Mistoffelees





Jul 25 2008 12:04 AM

So was this "The Blond"?
Paws For a Cause L.A. /Cha-Ching For Cha-Cha





Jul 24 2008 1:20 PM

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Darryl Kanouse





Jul 24 2008 6:41 AM

Hi April! aprilwinchell. com rocks. You may already know that.
Scott





Jul 23 2008 9:44 PM

Found you by way of Pop Candy, LOVE your blog!! My favorite find of the year! Cheers!
Laura





Jul 23 2008 6:11 PM

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Gary





Jul 22 2008 10:15 PM

Brad LOVES you. He said you guys did some voice work together on something? Your name is spoken with hushed reverence all over town. And by "all over town," I mean here in my condo. And by "hushed reverence," I mean stuffed animals and a violet wand.
John Foley





Jul 21 2008 3:25 AM

What do you think should be done with haterz?


Yeah, this should do.
James Fox





Jul 17 2008 5:05 PM

I understand that the appropiate thing to say in these circumstances is thank's for the add.

I'm all about etiquette so...

Thank's For The Add!
Cosimo





Jul 17 2008 4:12 AM

rock and roll!

John Foley





Jul 16 2008 6:26 PM


http://view. break. com/538082 - Watch more free videos
Laura Branigan is spinning in her grave.
Auntie Vera Charles





Jul 16 2008 3:58 AM

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Jul 15 2008 11:06 PM

You know... I have A LOT of foreign cover songs. I thought I had pretty much heard them all.... but this! Ohhh.. .this... ohhhh. Wow.

John Foley





Jul 15 2008 7:26 PM