Having sex is yet another great past time for burning up those unwanted fat producing calories...
REMOVING CLOTHES...
With partner's consent... 12 calories
Without partner's consent... 187 calories
UNHOOKING BRA...
Using two calm hands... 7 calories
Using one trembling hand... 36 calories
GETTING INTO BED...
Lifting partner... 1.5 calories
Dragging partner along floor... 16 calories
Using skateboard... 3 calories
ACHIEVING ERECTIONS...
For normal healthy man... 2.5 calories
Losing erection... 14 calories
Searching for it... 115 calories
PUTTING ON CONDOM...
With erection... 1.5 calories
Without erection... 300 calories
INSERTING DIAPHRAGM...
If the woman who does it is:
Experienced... 6 calories
Inexperienced... 73 calories
If a man does it... 650 calories
Add five calories for retrieving it from across the room.
POSSIBLE INTERCOURSE SIDE EFFECTS...
Bouncing... 7 calories
Sliding around... 9 calories
Serious skidding... 12 calories
Whiplash... 27 calories
ORGASM...
Real... 27 calories
Faked... 160 calories
ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE...
Shoes flew off... 35 calories
Expression didn't change... 0.5 calories
Orchestra swelled... 6 calories
Birds sang:
Large birds... 7 calories
Small birds... 3 calories
Earth moved... 30 calories
PULLING OUT...
After orgasm... 0.5 calories
A few moments before orgasm... 500 calories
PENIS ENVY...
For woman... 3 calories
For men... 72 calories
GUILT...
Banging your boss for a promotion... 30 calories
Sex during a 'sickie'... 10 calories
Bonking each other with parents in other room... 7 calories
Putting it on your expense account... 9 calories
AGGRAVATION...
Partner keeps showing plant... 5 calories
Partner insists on dog cuddling during foreplay... 14 calories
Partner just visited bathroom for 7th time... 10 calories
Partner is taking phone calls... 7 calories
Partner is making phone calls... 40 calories
GETTING CAUGHT...
By partner's spouse... 60 calories
By your spouse... 100 calories
Trying to explain... 55 calories
Trying to remain calm... 100 calories
Leaping out of bed... 75 calories
Getting dressed in one motion... 500 calories
Arnold™'s Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Accra
Body type:
6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Religion:
Catholic
Zodiac Sign:
Libra
Children:
Someday
Education:
Grad / professional school
Occupation:
Stud
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Arnold™ where is the GROUPS link? Posted at 5:05 PM Jul 26 view more
Hi *Waves* Well I am Arnold Ato Quainoo but most of my friends call me 7.5... Son of General Quainoo,who is now the Xecutive Director of the Center for Conflict Resolution..(CENCOR) Its an N.G.O. dedicated to resolving conflicts and finding peaceful solutions to the wars in Africa and worldwide. {See my friends list below. And add Him} I hate people who think they are "KNOW IT ALL's"... Man,f**k you, I probably know more than you...I love life and love to laugh, I believe Life is a journey, and u only get to make 10% of it, the other 90% u just get to take.Currently single...girls are complicated, I Love Music,Its Music that keeps me sane and going strong when everything else is at a stand still. That will be all, anything else you wanna know just ask me, Ooohh I have an extensive music collection) From ABBA TO ZUTONS. And I basically live to love everybody. I can make any body laugh or at least smile.... Stay Blessed.And Oh, I also go here
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WONDERFUL AS YOU, FRIEND! HOW R U ARNOLD? 1 IN BUJU LUV 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
I have been missing in Action!!! In and out of myspace... I know ive been a bad myspacer lately... How's school! ??? Heading back to England again anytime soon?
Arnold Quainoo aka ME
