Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Look dude, as a sign of my deepest sympathy for your tragic loss, I would like to offer you just one more night of team doubles at the bears residence tomorrow evening from whenever till whenever you like. I would be honored to play with you just one final time.
Annnnnyway, long story. I got into Bankers at 8:30 and intended to meet Sam & co at 9 so, there I was minding my own business, sipping on a wonderfully chilled Magners when some drunk bird came up and started staring at me. She finally broke the silence with, "I like your face." I thanked her and she then said some other things that I didn't understand or particularly care to recall, until she asked me for a cuddle. I obliged, when suddenly this skinhead bloke barged in between us and said, "yeah, I'm 'er boyfriend." She then mumbled some unintelligible rubbish then hugged me regardless, while her boyfriend was staring me dead in the face, cracking his knuckles and other intimidating cliches. He then dragged her off and screamed at her for a bit, after that she came back and apologized for causing a scene then kissed me. To which the boyfriend then dragged her off again and shouted at her some more. They were both just in earshot and I could hear her trying to wind him up, and completely dropping me in it in the process, by saying stuff like, "He said he was going to take me home and fuck me better than you can."
Finally, that geezer came up and said,"Do ta want me tae kick ya fackin' 'ed in?" "Um....not at all." "Good, well ya should fuck off then ya skinny poof." I did, obviously being a pussy and all and he then used some more intimidating cliches like barging into me when walking past etc.
Another thing I found funny was while listening to him shout at her he said, "We've been together for 6 weeks, thats 4 months! Does that not mean anything to you!"
Oh well, apologies for the essay. See ya out and about Friday on the leavers thing sugar tits. xxx
RICHARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw you at the train station today while I was going home! At first I tried to ring you but your phone was either turned off or I have your old number. I then shouted "RICHARD COLLINS" out of the window but you didn't hear.
AND I very nearly got the shit kicked out of me on Saturday night. xxx
hi you its your birthday soon? or on saturday? :) happy birthday for then i just realised we're the same age, but you're a gay boy and turning 18 so we wont be anymore. you best comment back! i only go on this bloody thing for you! xx also....i hear you have a new lady friend ;) nice one!
RICHARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're 18 tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy early birthday bud! Have a good 'un; I am still trying to find your present without ordering it from Mexico (its the only place I've found it so far) but, yeah, it's doubtful you'll get anything in the near future, I'll probably have to resort to buying you a drink somewhere. Although I am hardly wracked with guilt for not providing you with a gift seeing as you completely forgot my birthday....
awww.....yeah...you dont wanna fail a second time..which im sure you wont anyway!! you do realise im going to keep nagging you to switch to facebook :P going on myspace is longggg!
:O you best not be!! ill be having words with ben....hes such a gay. you two disgust me....xx
