HODG-MAN

I'll be that one person that cares enough to send the very least. A MySpace birthday greeting.
Happy Birthday, Sir!

Happy New Year!

Happy Birthday! I was surprise you were still here, since last I heard you we're pulling up stakes... but I am glad you are here for now! Hope you have a great Birthday

When I was but 4 years old, I was riding my miniature shetland across the vast farm-land encircling my hometown of Winnipeg.

All of a sudden, a vast mass of land materialized before my infant eyes. Great clouds encircled this mysterious marvel. Being so young, there was no way I could fully comprehend what I was seeing.

Now I do.

I might agree with the previous comment and say, you should have bought a mac, but perhaps there is more to this. Perhaps this is a sign that you should keep your myspace account, a cruel joke from up on high, or simply, as most would assume, a technical error meant to frustrate you and cause you annoyance...only time will tell.

Personally, I think you have been ensnared by World Wide Web and the devil known as myspace, and must pay the penance before you may escape its grasp.

I understand.

yo HODG-MAN thanks for the add man, i just gotta say your a classic on the daily show, your really a funny man!

John, you can't! I'll never be able to say

"Hey, I'm myspace friends with the HODG!"

and I'll never get to hear them reply, "Who?"

I suppose I'll learn to live with it. I do read your blog!

I'll be in Manhattan (staying at Night) at the end of February. Looking for a cocktail buddy...