About me:
I am one big mess in tight pants and a slouchy hat.
I live under your skin where you can't shake me.
I have one foot in the grave and the other in my mouth.
I've got a big, big heart. It makes a great container for gasoline.
Dreams are for suckers. I am ambitionless. This makes me a bad person.
I've met my heroes.
I've almost died on numerous occasions.
I've had a key frozen to the inside of my mouth before.

And so I thought I’d let you know that these things take forever. I especially am slow.
But I realize that I need you and I wondered if I could come home.
January 15th, 2006: The First day of my life.
Who I'd like to meet:
I keep meeting people that I've met before.
Concerned Citizens for a Conor NOberst World.
(Someone that doesn't think I look like Krysta Cameron. I don't, and I never wrestled a bear.)